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Please give me a line (Liu Yifei’s version of The Legend of the Condor Heroes)

Start with "I don't want to sleep."

Guo: Long'er, go to sleep, I'm here to accompany you

Long: Guo'er, I don't want to sleep, I can't sleep, I want to accompany you

Guo: Long'er

Long: Guo'er, I'm afraid I won't wake up if I fall asleep. Guo'er, please talk to me, okay, please talk to me

Guo: Okay, I won’t sleep if I don’t sleep. Then close your eyes and calm down for a while

Long: Okay, the master said, there is one thing that she will not understand until her death. Guo’er is so Smart, please tell me

Ex: What happened

Long: The master tapped Ouyang Feng’s acupuncture points, but why did the senior sister help him unlock the acupoints and harm the master

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(Long fell asleep, skip a paragraph)

Long suddenly woke up: Guo'er

Guo: Long'er, what's wrong with you

Long: I really hope it can be like this every day. As soon as I open my eyes, you will be by my side

Guo: Don’t worry, I will never leave you again in this life. Yes, if we have to leave the ancient tomb in the future, I will stay by your side and accompany you.

Long: Guo'er, the outside world is indeed worse than this gloomy ancient tomb. A lot better, but once I got outside, I was a little scared

I said: You don’t have to be afraid of anything now. In a few months, when your injury is healed, we will go to the south. I heard that there are four seasons in Lingnan It's like spring, the flowers are blooming and the leaves are evergreen. We no longer care about fists and swords. We can plant a field, raise a few chickens and ducks, and bask in the southern sun for a lifetime and give birth to a large group of children. Do you think it's okay?

Long: That would be great, if I could survive

Guo: Ah

Long: What’s wrong

Guo: So it turns out In this way, it was not Li Mochou who hit the acupuncture points on the adoptive father's body, but the master's pressure and the acupoints were not hit.

Long: No hits? No, the master's acupuncture skills are very clever.

He said: You don't know, my adoptive father has a wonderful martial art that is unique in the world. The meridians of the whole body can be reversed, and all acupuncture points can be shifted. The hit also becomes a miss

Long: There is such a strange thing

Past: He is an old man, he is an old man, is he, I don’t know, Long’er, I remembered something I want to tell you something extremely important, but I don’t know what it is. Do you know? Do you know?

Long: Is it related to my injury?

Previously: Yes, yes

Long: You just said that your adoptive father can reverse the meridians, but what does this have to do with my injury?

Pao: It does, it does. I remembered, Long'er, you can be saved, I can be saved, I can be saved, Long'er, you are seriously injured now and cannot operate our Jade Girl Heart Meridian, but you can reverse the meridians to heal the injury, and the Han Jade Bed is exactly A wonderful supplement

Dragon: Retrograde meridians? Cold Jade Bed

Explained: The Jade Girl Heart Meridian goes forward to yin, and goes retrograde to yang. Although it is opposite to the cold jade bed, if you go retrograde through the meridians to heal injuries, wouldn’t it be the other way around?

Long: Guo'er, you are so smart

Guo: Without further ado, let's go to Hanyu Bed now

(The fight was super hard)