What are some funny jokes about marriage?

Almost everyone gets married. It's a sad season for Xiaoding in single dog. Xiaoding met many objects, but none of them succeeded. A few days later, many people invited Xiaoding to their wedding, but Xiaoding refused all of them. A married woman asked Xiaoding why she didn't attend my wedding. Xiaoding said: I'm sorry to see your wedding invitation, maybe. I will be very sad to attend your wedding. A few days later, another male friend got married and said to Xiaoding, Come to my wedding. Xiaoding said: I'm sorry that you got married. You have no idea how much I liked and admired you before. Go to your wedding, I will faint with sadness. In fact, the reason why Xiaoding really didn't go was that since he couldn't find a girlfriend, he gave up his pursuit of mankind. Don't get it wrong.