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Say something cute.

What are cute and cute? Let's look at the loveliness that everyone can fall in love at first sight. Say short sentences again, and you are sure to find good sentences you like.

Let's talk about cuteness and cuteness first.

1. She is not a little girl in essence.

2. frown and have unspeakable emotions.

3. The heart doesn't follow the love, and it is agreed to spend the night.

In today's society, everyone has to queue up to cut in line.

5. That time passed and became a memory.

6. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

7. Slowly, this love becomes a kind of dependence.

8. What is a mistress? At best, he is just one person.

9. Even if the whole world opposes it, I will stay with you.

10. The night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

1 1. They said the internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

12. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

13. Vulgarity is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work.

14. Those deep and shallow times spread out slowly in memory, burning with its glory.

15. With your understanding, you may not understand what I explained, so you can continue to slim down.

16. When I get rich, I'll buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

17. I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full.

18. If the piano loses its white sword, will it only play sadness and parting forever?

19. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to work; If I come out, I will go back to sleep.

Don't look at me like that, I know what you're thinking. You just want to rent my seat.

2 1. Even the smallest hut has enough space for a couple.

22. Most people won't say I'm handsome, but usually just say I'm born domineering.

In those days, cardamom was as beautiful as a flower. Who can guarantee that I will live forever?

No matter how time passes, I will never forget the feeling when I love you.

25. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

26. Twilight shadows and dim street scenes. If you meet, then act out the sadness of this season together.

27. A woman tried to transform me, but she only took my parts apart at the end, but never put them back on me.

28. A bustling city and a busy street, I hope, will always have our presence.

29. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

30. Women in the new era can't get out of the kitchen when they go to the hall, climb over the fence, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

Second, cute talk about short sentences

1. I didn't twist or lick Oreo today. Will I die if I soak it?

I love you like ten divided by three. If you are not good at math, you can't solve this infinite cycle.

Why don't you marry me? I think I'm too short to wear a backless wedding dress until my ass is exposed.

4. "It is very cowardly to make a girl cry." "It's cool to make boys cry."

5. "I have noticed that you have recently ..." "Stop saying' fat' or' fat'." "It's swollen."

6. I want to eat chocolate under the cone. Will you give it to me? No, no, no,no. I'm not eating.

7. Why do I only have one dimple? Because I was so cute when I was a kid. Neighbors have been kissing and losing each other.

8. Yes, I broke your glass in case you closed the window and couldn't hear me shouting I love you downstairs.

Tell me that you like me, and I will tell you that I like you too, so that we can be together.

10. Every time I see your naughty appearance, I really want to push you to the wall and kiss you, and then take you home.

1 1. Every time I think about how to bully you, I feel that Biu Biu is shining with wisdom.

12. "Why does he find me every time I peek at him?" "Because he's been looking at you, fool."

13. Like a star? I won't help you pick it. I will hide them in my eyes and wink at you every day.

14. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt, "Are you in my hospital?"

15. "Look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look ..." "Come on, you just want to fart".

16. Be a happy person from tomorrow, preview, review and do after-school exercises. I have a dream that I will face the final term and pass all my subjects.

17. I'll buy you octopus balls. Look, I gave you everything I love. Do you still have the heart not to play with me?

18.2, 3 people go out to play together, and then 3 naughty people run between 1 and 2. After seeing it, he said shyly to 1, "How can you stay at home with your relatives?"

19. They are all principals. They are all local tyrants. Everything is wonderful. They are all handsome. They are all so white. They are all lovely. They are all thin. I live a wool life. See you around the world.

20. I always feel that a bed made too neatly will mean a little peace in my later years. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

2 1. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. If you want to pull it out, you have to toss and turn. I can't pull it out if I want to.

22. Most men think with their lower bodies, but I am different. I think all problems are thought with the upper body, although I think with the lower body.

23. I wanted to cry, and then it began to rain. I ran to ask my mother about my life experience. I am Princess dragon three of Donghai. Why have you kept it from me for so many years?

24. My biggest wish is that when I eat watermelon, I shake it gently, and all the watermelon seeds will fall out, and then I can chew watermelon.

Even if you don't like me, I still like you. When I see chocolate, I will think of you. I will think of you when I see potato chips. When I see yogurt, I will miss you very much.

26. If you want to find me, look for me on the world map. It's too big. Where is the map of China? How to find 65.438+300 million people? What should I do? Fool, I can call you.

What I hate most is that I can't coax you when you are angry, but it's unfair that you give me a hug when I am angry. Hmm.

28. I wish I were an alien, so that I can take you away for no reason. Of course, you can also take a flying saucer for free, if you are not very heavy then.

29. I want to write you a love story. Tell me which flavor you like, sweet or sour, strawberry or watermelon, with or without ice, whatever you want.

30. I found a large clearing to plant you. It's not as promising as watering and fertilizing. Come on, sprout, grow up. When the harvest season comes, I will jump to find you, but how can you be picked by others?