Talk to rich people who have no money.

1. Get on the horse in the morning and get married right away.

Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.

Thanks to my figure, I can travel around the world even if I am bloated.

4. I want to look lighter and lighter until I don't want to see it.

A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

At present, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't be put down is the bed.

7, eat can't eat, who can't sleep, without you, all wrong.

8. If I were Wu Dalang, I would let Pan Jinlian go and let her fall in love with someone else and have a beautiful child ~

9, the most difficult thing is to care about a little bit of improper control will become a bundle.

10, youth is not the reason for you to play, but the capital for your struggle.

1 1, getting married is nothing more than framing others.

12, no matter how hard you suffer, you can't suffer cadres, and no matter how poor you are, you can't lead.

13, people like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for at most two episodes.

14, I'm so tired even when I sleep. Hey, wake up and have a rest, and then sleep after the rest.

15, the lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

16, it will be a bolt from the blue if you are well.

17, we always practice smiling and finally become people who dare not cry.

18. Humor means that a person has an interest in laughing when he wants to cry!

19, women wear a lot of makeup and are afraid that their hearts are fake.

Thanks to my nose, I can breathe fresh air even if it collapses.

2 1. When I didn't know you very well, you were such a lady, but I began to know you. ...

22. When it is coldest, blow bubbles with your nose. ...

23. If you have money, you will lose; if you have no money, you will worship God.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just beautiful.

25, homework, let's break up. I'm tired of you because I put up with the weekend …

26. People live to prove that they are not dead.

27. One day I went shopping without glasses and saw a very handsome and familiar person. I want to go and see who it is. It turned out to be a mirror.

28. Time slips through your fingertips like quicksand. You can't catch it, and you can't stay. Can you embrace all the thoughts in your mind again?

You have to understand that not everyone can make waves in my heart.

Don't make five friends when you are rich; When there is no money, don't ask for five people!

When people have money, everyone will come near, spend your money and eat your food.

People don't have money, so everyone stays at a respectful distance from others and eats their own bitterness.

Ricky, people are waiting for you to talk,

No money, no confidence to speak, and no qualification to speak.

Everything money does is meaningful,

Without money, nothing can be done.

If you have money, you can talk about your ideals.

Without money, talking about ideals will only be laughed at.

People are alive, rich or poor,

See people clearly, learn to look at people,

Don't make friends casually, don't ask for help casually.

Don't make five friends when you are rich.

1. Don't be disloyal and unfilial when you have money.

How can a person be loyal to you if he is not filial to his parents? He just takes a fancy to your money and wants to make a profit from it.

Don't make friends with lazy people when you are rich.

Such a person has no future, and he will not be sincere to you. He just wants you to give him some benefits and give him more reasons to be lazy.

If you have money, you will not keep your word.

Being a man, the most important thing is honesty. Make friends with people who break their promises. If you lend him money, don't expect him to pay it back.

When you have money, don't make friends with crooked ways.

Such people really should stay away from everyone. If you have some money, such a person will use you to achieve his goal, and then you will eventually become an accomplice.

When you have money, don't pay people who are too diligent.

Such a person is always sincere to you, but he doesn't know what he is planning in secret. Such people will only use you to achieve themselves.

When there is no money, five people are not required.

1. When you have no money, don't ask people who mock you.

People born with dignity, others ridicule themselves, that is, they look down on themselves. Why beg, bring disgrace to oneself?

When you have no money, don't ask people who don't know you.

There are not many people in this world who can really understand you. Since others don't understand, don't ask, it will make him misunderstand more.

Don't look for rich people when you have no money.

Once a person has money, he has an identity. If you ask him, you may not get sympathy. When you are in trouble, you'd better help yourself.

4. When you have no money, you don't ask for people who meet by chance.

After all, if you meet by chance, if you want something from him, he will refuse you directly. Why does it make your heart cold? You might as well not.

When you have no money, don't look for someone with higher status than you.

When others are above you, if you ask them, you will lose any dignity. A person can have no money, but he can't lose face. Laughing to death, the funny thunder man said: if you have money, you will have no home, and if you have no money, you will worship God.

Funny Lei Ren who laughs to death and doesn't want to give his life talks about the first selected song:

1, if you have money, you will lose. If you have no money, you will worship God.

2. A school teacher collected a slogan to protect flowers and plants. A classmate blurted out: step on my head today and plant it on your grave tomorrow.

I am really a playboy. Just after the winter vacation, I am thinking about the summer vacation.

The weather is very good today. I stayed in my room for a long time. I'm going to play in the living room.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

6. My sister has been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

7. Everyone likes to eat Master Kong. If you eat Master Kong, Mrs. Kang will have no companion, and you will have to marry the white elephant.

8. Now I know why there are so many lovelorn people in summer, because it is too hot for two people to sleep, and it is a life-and-death friendship that can keep warm together.

9. When I grow up, I want to cut my hair short. Long hair and short knowledge. Short hair shows my culture.

10, it rained in succession during the Qingming Festival, and the students wanted to break their souls by doing problems. The holiday was too short, and finally there was a lot of homework.

1 1. In fact, I think the name of summer homework is the same as that on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health.

12, everyone who has never died since ancient times has to die early and late.

13, pigs have pig thoughts and people have thoughts. If a pig has a mind, it is not a pig, but a pig.

14, sleep or daze, body and soul must have one in bed!

15, a person's longest love history is probably narcissism.

16, all relationships not aimed at marriage are obscene hooligans, and all relationships aimed at marriage are upper-class hooligans.

17, your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, my mood is more entangled than going to the grave.

18, I remember the first girl I chased when I was a freshman. I sent her a message that night: I like you. What should I do? She replied to me in three words: unrequited love!

19. I get to school early every day. On the surface, I love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

20. These days, women are becoming more and more masculine, men are becoming more and more sissy, children are becoming more and more mature, and adults are beginning to pretend to be pure.

2 1, when can I become a bird, and see who is unhappy with bird flu.

22. Be a koala in your next life! Sleep for twenty hours, eat for two hours and play for two hours every day. This is the perfect life! !

23. At the kindergarten party, the friend who announced the curtain call said loudly: Please enjoy the chorus "We are all human beings".

24. A host talked about the precautions before the game: everyone should wait for me to finish, and then start to answer. Then further emphasize: be sure to wait for my beginning to come out and grab it!

25, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

26. If you see a big tree turning into piles of exercise books, do you still have the heart to do your homework? No business, no killing.

27. You think you are a saint, but in fact you are just a psychopath among human beings.

28. I didn't fart before going to college. I fart when I come to college!

29, talk about egg pain: The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

30. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.

Funny people who laugh to death and don't want to pay their lives talk about the selection 2:

1, don't be so persistent, you old bitch are almost pregnant.

2, the base is also an art, let's do this art well together!

3, don't be optimistic like a fart, thinking you can be earth-shattering.

4. BBK lighters will not be ordered anywhere.

5. Once upon a time, someone ran in my space and died in less than two seconds.

6. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

7. Next, I will show you my unique skill. A big stone smashed your chest.

8. Playing with love or love, always scolding your mother, and almost having feelings for your mother.

9. You are short-lived, and my obesity is temporary.

10, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

1 1, I passed you but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head.

12, the so-called natural awakening is actually awakened by urine.

13, there are more and more monsters in this world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Taoists.

14, since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

22. If you can't be amazing, it's ugly!

23. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm too lazy to be thin.

24. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

25. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

26. I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think I can't kick him in return?

27, sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter, so many flavors, but you just like Sao.

28. If there is next life, I will be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die.

29. Young girls are precious, while young women are more expensive. If there are rich women, you can throw them away.

30. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

When people have money, when people have no money, eight truths!

When you have a toothache

It's no use knowing that big fish and big meat are in front of you

When sick

I just know that Jinshan Yinshan has no place to spend it.

When the sun comes out.

You complain about tanning your skin.

The sun went down.

You blame yourself for not walking clearly.

The poor meet the rich.

Everyone is rich and heartless.

The rich look at the poor.

Everyone should be poor.

result

The poor are rich.

Money can't make the mare go.

The rich man went bankrupt.

It's more comfortable to find yourself without money.

Bright day and dark night

There are always people crying and laughing.

Have money but no money.

There are always happy people and miserable people.

You only saw him.

The scenery in front of people

Didn't hear him sigh behind his back.

You are jealous of him. He wears gold and silver.

He is jealous of you sleeping till dawn.

Trouble comes from comparison.

Peace of mind is due to contentment.

Good health and good teeth.

There are too many differences between people.

If you are content and cherish your blessings, life will be easier.

1, don't take pressure as the driving force, overdraw your body and wear yourself out. Stupid!

2, don't forget that the body is capital, without health, you can't enjoy all the fun of life. -Special loss!

3, don't take fame and fortune too seriously, after the glitz, it will eventually pass. -It's really true!

Don't think that doctors can save lives. Actually, it's yourself. Medical care is more important than saving lives. -That's right!

5, don't think that there is a reward for paying, regardless of the return, you can only complain with good. Trane!

6, don't think that officials are better than the people, they all have to retreat, and in the end they are all ordinary people. -Special permission!

7. Don't ignore those who are destined to belong to you. After the prosperity, you will understand that many people will leave you and it is difficult to find a bosom friend. -I regret it!

8. Don't think it will be annoying to say hello. People who often send you WeChat must be people who have you in their hearts. -Special!