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00, I am happy to talk about personality on campus.
2. Every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.
What will last forever and what will last until death do us part. Are just excuses for icing on the cake.
4. hypocritical people need happiness, and happiness also needs us.
If you can't stand the pain, you can't see happiness.
6. I know that happiness is not that easy, and I will be particularly fascinated.
7. It's good not to wear glasses. Look closer to what you want to see, and you can't see what you don't want to see.
8. Facing the future, we are like sentences in love, just helpless wry smile.
9. Do you want it or not? Whether I want it or not, I will let it go.
10 As the old saying goes, small gambling is good for love. It's okay to play.
1 1. How can a sunflower look up to her love without the sun in the sky?
12, life is full of deception, either for life or for the moment.
13, the biggest failure in my life at present is that I called your name.
14, beauty makes men stop, wisdom makes men stay.
15, sentences without expressions will not offend people, and sentences without punctuation will not have any feelings.
16, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, one fan counts as one.
17, memory is a bridge to a lonely prison.
18, there has never been such a stupid girl, but it made him panic.
19. The deeper you love, the deeper you sink. If you refuse to escape, you can only sink.
20. If time could go back, wouldn't there be so many ifs that hurt people?
2 1, things can never be static, and there will be accidents when there is development.
If I know more than you, it is because I have made more mistakes than you.
When you are going to give up your dream, tell yourself to stick to it for another day, week, month and year. You will find that the result of refusing to leave is surprising.
24. What do you believe a woman is when you know that she is not a fool but a lie?
25. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully.
26. When I smiled and said I was fine, you should tell me I was fine.
27. I don't like those melodramatic moans that only revolve around one theme.
28. The world revolves around our life, and death is getting closer every day.
30. I always fantasize that one day you belong to me only.
3 1, if you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.
32. Emotional ups and downs, things are different.
You won't die without love, but you will live with love.
Never say goodbye, we will meet again soon.
35. The flower heart is broken, the leaves are scattered and the flowers are blooming.
36. Everyone is afraid of loving too much. Dare not love someone too much.
37. I didn't learn to cry before, but now I often burst into tears.
38. Before every fool, there will be a liar.
39. The most useless thing in the world is a paycheck. I get angry when I read it. My ass is too thin.
40. Wrong is the beginning of love, and love is the end of wrong.
4 1, the past that cannot be warmed, the youth that cannot be interpreted.
42. Life is short, and a few years have passed in a flash.
43. One hundred gold buys a horse, and one thousand gold buys a beautiful woman; Where can I buy youth if I buy a senior official?
Thank you for pushing me down from the clouds and letting me see the whole sky clearly.
45. As long as you work hard, you won't regret anything. Anything is possible.
46. Change the world with your smile. Don't let the world change your smile.
47. Your expression when you say goodbye is the same as my expression when I can't shit.
48. Let the Terracotta Warriors witness your sincerity and let the Great Wall move together.
49. I am a humble woman who always lives with self-righteous arrogance, even if I can't learn.
50. In this era, a calm mind is the real luxury.
Talk about the personality after 00
1. Change an eternity in an instant, and change your present with your present from now on.
Second, this road has taken the first step. There's no reason to turn back. I will create my own future.
Third, the phone can only be made by hands-free. I'm not left ear, I'm both ears.
I want to be the best girl and hold my head high.
Five, I just have one's fingers itch, anyway, you will be beaten!
6. Life is like a super girl, and all the people who stick to it are men.
Since I can't walk into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.
Eight, men are romantic, and if they are not romantic, they are not called men.
Nine, you have the power to force me, and I have the power to kill you.
I want to be your queen and occupy the high ground in your heart.
XI。 My present state: I am a fool, a scum, a tease, an affectation, a good-looking, a tall man, but I have no object.
The girls in the class are getting more and more dangerous to wear, but they look so safe.
Thirteen, the person who will marry me in a few years, I hope it is you, it must be you, and it can only be you!
14. second time around? I slapped you to wake up your wishful thinking and daydream.
15. Independent and proud, overlooking the life under your feet, just crying for beauty.
If you can't do it, don't say it, such as losing weight, growing taller, and always accompanying me.
Seventeen, time dried up in the past, gave birth to a bastard named memory. ...
Eighteen, if anyone touches my sister, I'll kill that little watch by hook or by crook.
19. I will never give up the tenderness you gave me.
20. Question: Why is summer vacation necessarily longer than winter vacation? Answer: Because it expands with heat and contracts with cold!
Twenty-one, many years later, you have been married, but I haven't. Tell your daughter to be careful on the way to school. I sold her 20 cents more for each package of spicy strips.
I am the key and you are the lock. You will never leave without me opening the lock.
Buy what you want, don't expect others to give it.
24, don't be infatuated with elder sister, elder sister will make you nosebleed.
Twenty-five, girl, how can you give up when you are born proud?
Twenty-six, not having a new boyfriend after breaking up feels like being widowed for my ex.
Twenty-seven, fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will lose weight too perfectly.
Twenty-eight, don't wave with my brother, my brother is also very open.
Twenty-nine years or decades later, it's all a pile of ashes, and no one knows anyone! Afraid of what
One day you will find that I can't be replaced by anyone.
Thirty-one, the rivers and lakes are overbearing and illusory, and the world of mortals loves and hates empty! .
32. Don't be shy to refuse others. Anyway, are those embarrassed to embarrass you? People are not good people either.
Thirty-three, I found that the broadcast gymnastics in China is too fake. The girls have been doing chest enlargement exercises for more than ten years, and it has no effect at all.
No one is allowed to hurt my sister. Nobody touches my sister without my permission.
35. My silence doesn't mean I don't care. Just because I talk doesn't mean I have to care.
Talk about the exclusive super buckle after 00.
1, the person who poured cold water on me, I will return it to him after boiling.
Don't look at me from your perspective. I'm afraid you don't understand.
I didn't participate in your past, and I won't go away in your future.
4, everyone will be guilty, but please pay attention to the number of times; Everyone is fickle, but please pay attention to speed.
5, loneliness is not closed, pain is not self-pity, that is the dazzling character of beauty.
6. Face the complicated life with a cynical attitude.
7. Come to me if you can, or get out if you can't.
8. Whether friends or sisters, there is only this life and no afterlife.
9. If you want me to leave, it will be a shame. I have to dump you first!
10, give it to me, get out of my world, I don't want you! I decided to love myself.
1 1. Without you, the earth revolves and rotates like the earth. Every morning when I get up and look up, the sun still rises.
12, your attitude now determines whether you will be a figure or a waste in ten years.
13, no matter how beautiful a man is, he is incompetent and still a waste.
14, the ridiculed dream is worth realizing.
15, flowers and plants are symbols, and plain is king.
16, all people who don't like me should pack up and throw them out of the earth.
17, my face dare not compare with yours, but my special you are unparalleled.
18, all that can be won over is rubbish.
19, because it is young, it has abundant capital. It should be vigorous when you are young.
If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you away.
2 1. Give birth to a handsome and lovely doll in the future and let her husband take him to the world.
22. To be a woman, you must have backbone, either love to get married or be proud of being single.
23, afraid of losing, don't have it! !
Brother, you take me seriously, and your business is my business.
25. No brothers can think of it, only brothers can do it.
26. Good sister, I don't mind if you betray me. My sister's harvest is to see you clearly.
27. Don't play hard now, I'll play with you later. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!
28. Live up to your desires and satisfy your status quo.
29. Laozi is not playing with patents, but playing with originality.
According to your parents, you are a princess at most. By the husband, you are a princess at best. You are the queen yourself.
3 1, fair-weather friend, who has sent carbon in the snow?
32. Always be young, always be act young, never be grateful, and always shed tears.
33. Is it wrong to secretly love you or to confess to you?
34. When brothers are together, there is no obstacle.
35. If you touch my brother again in the future, it won't be as simple as blocking you.
36. I'm not proud, but I don't obey the world.
37. All gold shines, and I am a diamond.
38. Get out of my world with your lovely face.
39. Without you, there are ten thousand possibilities in life.
That's why I don't cry, make trouble or show off.
4 1, I like the feeling of winning, so I am overbearing. I must be the only one in your heart.
42, like you, don't need a reason; Don't like you, anything can be the reason.
Don't mess with me It's not that you can't mess with me, it's that I despise you.
44. I'm looking for a body ...
45. You can be fickle and simple, and I can be promiscuous and thorough. Who can't live without who?
46, into my heart or into my eyes, I always let you choose.
47. Memories are nothing. Even if my mother likes you, as long as you dare to mess with my sister, I can still shoot you without changing your face!
48. Men's world should not be disturbed by women!
49. Play hard or fall in love until you get married.
50. Don't overestimate yourself, you are just average.
Short sentences about personality after 00.
1. When I was in high school, I was thinking: Will I study physics in Tsinghua or politics in Peking University in the future?
Second, there are a pair of lions and mothers on the grassland.
Third, I just passed a booth after work. Come and have a look. It's nine o'clock. It's almost nine o'clock. Seeing things is really exquisite. ~ ~ ~ stare! Hmm? Boss ~ Is that girl also 9-9? (17.8-year-old girl) ~ Lie in the trough! After that, I ran away immediately ~ I listened to the boss while running. If I ran slower, I would give him two big mouths!
God gave me a broad face just to enlarge my beauty.
Five, everyone looked for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
6.good morning. Good morning is reassuring. Good night Good night, An Ru. My heart.
It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head. . .
He stood downstairs in the girls' dormitory with his younger brother for two hours. He felt a little uncomfortable watching the hands of people around him holding roses being blown red in the cold wind. After another half hour, he finally couldn't help but grab the bouquet: go and call her and let her down.
A gentleman went ashore after taking a bath in the river, when two ladies came.
10. When someone hates you and always speaks ill of you behind your back, you may have to reflect on whether you have a problem, whether you didn't take care of other people's feelings, and whether you made some mistakes when you were young.
What am I to you? You are my many fish.
Today, my wife asked me what insurance my car had. I'm talking about third party liability insurance.
Thirteen, Lu Xun Samadhi Bookstore was not carved early. Lu Xun was late and was scolded by her husband. When he returned to his seat, he angrily carved a grass on the table. Husband came to see, Lu Xun quickly covered the ugly prefix.
14. Today, I asked my girlfriend: What would you do to me if I became a fly? My girlfriend was silent for a while, looked up and said to me: I shit for you every day, and there are always a few days to end the meat for you every month! Shit, do you have such a girlfriend?
Fifteen, go to get a haircut. I said blow-dry it for me. Sure enough, the left side is still dripping and the right side is dry.
Sixteen, once my father drank too much, he took my hand and said, daughter, before my father met your mother, he knew a girl. If your grandmother agrees, you are at least two years older than you are now. Looking at the sad father and the mother coming behind me, I can only silently nod: Well, Dad! You keep talking.
Seventeen, boys who play LOL are generally very domineering.
18. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.
Nineteen, perhaps the best appearance of a person is quiet, even in personal life.
Lily was called to a remote place by an unknown number and a dark van blocked her retreat. A big man stepped down from the car, pointed his finger at her chest and whispered, Express delivery, please sign for it.
2 1. Don't feel sorry for that kid's shoe named Shen.
After receiving the news, Troy was already at work.
Twenty-three, I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.
My progress impressed him, and he has been blind since then.
Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.
26. Everyone thinks it is forever far away. Actually, it may be too short for you to see. Cherish what you think is worth cherishing, and don't let life leave regrets.
Twenty-seven, after the heat, my heart is indifferent, and the instantaneous glory can't bring me unforgettable yearning.
Twenty-eight, falling in love has no result, what is the purpose of marriage?
Twenty-nine, please go to KTV! Do you know what KTV is? It's k, you have a meal, then you kick, and finally you make a V gesture.
At thirty, he found a glass bottle. Like the legend, an elf appeared at the moment of opening it.
A mother said to her son, son, don't blame me for not telling you who your father is. Because there are too many leaders, I don't know.
Thirty-two, I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.
Thirty-three, the weather is too cold. I just went to withdraw money and saw that the bank card had been frozen.
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