Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Friends who are hungry in the middle of the night are very funny.

Friends who are hungry in the middle of the night are very funny.

I'm hungry and I can't sleep. Maybe I can't sleep not only because I'm hungry, but also because I think too much.

I stole a ham sausage today, and now I'm too hungry to sleep.

I can't. I'm too hungry to sleep. I really want to eat snacks. I want to eat sweet chocolate, iced ice cream, soft cakes, crackers and bacon.

For a person who hasn't eaten dinner for a week, it is really difficult to fall asleep when he is hungry, and he really wants to eat meat.

5. Forget insomnia. I'm still hungry because I can't sleep. I really want to eat mutton skewers.

6. This is death. I drank a cup of black coffee before running, and then my eyes got sleepy. I just tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, and then I got hungry.

7. When people can't sleep, they think about it. For example, all I can think about at the moment is whether this sheep brain black dish is delicious or not. I'm hungry.

8. I lay in bed and felt very hungry. My husband made me noodles and heated the vegetables and soup. After we finished this midnight snack, I couldn't sleep any more.

9. I finally ate. I will try to exercise as much as possible tomorrow. Just read a sentence: there are only two things worth staying up late, one is hungry, and the other is holding your urine.

10. I can't sleep when I am full, and I can't sleep when I am hungry. I slept soundly all day except at night.

1 1. I was so full at noon recently that I didn't want to eat at night. I don't want to eat, lest I be too hungry to sleep at night.

12. I can't sleep when I'm hungry. Suddenly I really want to go to Chaoshan food stall to eat, and I want to eat fried rice noodles with pickled peppers and crabs, marinated tofu and dried fish.

13. I am tired, but I can't sleep. I'm actually a little hungry after drinking, and I want to eat noodles with mushroom sauce.

14. When I am hungry after running, I should eat immediately. I'm too hungry to sleep. The more I can't sleep, the hungrier I get. The hungrier you are, the more you can't sleep.

15. I am too tired to sleep after coaxing the big ones and the small ones at night. Only when you are hungry will you remember that my daughter and I didn't eat at night. Alas, I pity my daughter and starve with me.

16. I am so hungry that I can't sleep. I really want to eat kiln chicken king and barbecue all the spicy ones.

17. I formed a bad habit. I love watching, eating and broadcasting as soon as I lie down. I get hungry when I look at it, and then I can't sleep.

18. I was so hungry last night that I didn't sleep at three in the morning. I got up and made a snack. I'm hungry again at this time tonight! I have grown up!

19. Why can't you sleep? I wasn't sleepy at first, then I was hungry, and then I couldn't sleep because I was hungry.

20. I can't sleep so late. I don't know what I'm thinking, or I may be hungry.

2 1. It's not good to lie in bed idle. You are so hungry!

22. I am too hard on myself. Every time I can't sleep because I'm hungry, I start watching the food broadcast. However, I am even hungrier, so I can only fall asleep quickly, and my hunger will not catch up with me.

I thought I wasn't hungry when I fell asleep, but I didn't expect to wake up hungry in the morning and then I couldn't sleep.

24. If you fall asleep, you won't feel hungry. If you are hungry, you can't sleep anymore. A dead cycle of human beings in the middle of the night, whether it is an initial state or not.

25. I can't sleep because I'm hungry at night. On the first day, hold on! ! I'm so hungry, it's not human to really lose weight.

26. How to treat insomnia every day after returning to school? Now, not only can't sleep, but also I'm hungry.

27. It is good that I am hungry instead of sleeping. I can't sleep when I'm hungry.

28. I am so hungry that I can't sleep. Get up and make instant noodles. I'm hungry after playing ball at night, so I still need to get some dry food. Single instant noodles are uncomfortable to eat.

29. Hungry, I still can't sleep. Well, I'm seriously thinking about the future, and then I'm more and more confused about the future and can't sleep. In other words, I have insomnia and am still hungry because I think too much.

30. I can't sleep First, I'm hungry, second, I'm hungry, and third, I'm hungry! ! ! Swallow, close your eyes and go to sleep!

3 1. Hungry, I ate turkey noodles in the middle of the night, feeling refreshed, and now I can't sleep. It seems that turkey noodles are more useful than coffee and tea.

I am so hungry that I can't sleep. I can only eat a sweet dog food. It's so sweet.