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On the Classic Personality of Love

First, love is eager to enter the bag of marriage. But there are so many things in the bag of marriage that I don't know which one is angular, so I run in love. I shaved it. Love is like fresh fruit. Careless care will mold and shrink.

Second, reading life, life has three disasters and six difficulties, people have secular desires, lock their souls, and people have greed and ignorance.

Third, the years have scratched the face and time has passed!

Fourth, I am on the road, but I don't know the direction.

5. Capable people don't care about emotions, but only do things seriously; Incompetent people are not serious about their work and only care about their emotions.

6. Melting snow is always colder than snow, and ending is always more painful than beginning.

Seven, feelings are the interaction between two people. What is the power of hot and cold? Nowadays, who can't live without it? Beware of cold, love is gone, marriage is just a form. What do you want it to do?

Eight, look at things, not everyone is flattering others, the difference between people is that some people hide bitter water and can't say it, and some people hide bitter water and say they are happy. Too much perfunctory will make you tired, too many habits will make you learn to refuse and get tired.

Nine, there is a kind of sadness called boiled frog, which blooms naturally before you know that people and things are not one person, but a group of people.

Ten, until one day, you meet such a person, share his happiness with you every day, interpret your sadness, report your daily whereabouts, and laugh at daily life trivia. This is like your performance. After all, time flies so fast, who wants to force people who don't care?

Eleven, mountains and rivers can be forgotten, the sun and the moon can be nothing. At that time, there was only one person's floating world, and one person's small water flowed forever.

Twelve, the human heart, hidden too deep, easy to catch cold, human feelings, hidden too far, easy to get hurt.

Thirteen, fate is not finished in one sentence, life is not denied in one sentence, there is a price to pay for living and a price to pay for dying. Others owe you because you can't see through it, you don't owe others, and you don't know how to communicate.

Meeting you was the most beautiful accident in my life. I don't know what to say. I just miss you very much at this moment, I really want to hold you tightly, and I am thinking about endless love stories.

Fifteen, people have high and low points, don't expect others' pity, don't delay the future of life, living is not just talking, but being kind.

Sixteen, don't squeeze into the world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

Seventeen, when the past is deserted, no one will think about how the rain should float and how the wind should float.

Eighteen, some things are not knots, but scars.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others. * * * Encourage!

Twenty-one, whether a person deserves your poor life to like is not to see how good he can be to you, but how bad he can be to you when he is in a bad mood.

The way you treat yourself is the way others treat you. Be nice to yourself and don't make too many imaginary enemies for yourself.

Twenty-three, there will always be a person who will change himself and let go of the bottom line to accommodate you. He is not born with a good temper, but he is afraid of losing you. He would rather spoil you more and more and be trapped in his arms more and more. This is the right way to spoil your girlfriend. The so-called personality incompatibility is just an excuse for not loving. -someone will be willing to accommodate your waywardness for a lifetime of emotional stability.

Twenty-four, there is a kind of loneliness, the joy of injury, walking very slowly, that is called surrender.

Twenty-five, knowing is the most affectionate and profound word in the emotional world. To know is to compare my heart with yours; Knowing that you are always in my eyes, knowing that I love as much as I can. I know you can melt the iceberg, climb the vine of love from despair, and let the withered heart bloom with years. Because only when you know, you will be calm and relaxed. If you know, please cherish it.

The real charm is not that you left a good first impression on the other side, but that the other side still likes to be with you after knowing you for many years. It's not that you attract each other's attention instantly, but that they still appreciate you after getting familiar with you. It's not the feeling of meeting for the first time, but I sincerely say that it's good to know you after all the vicissitudes. I hope you won't regret knowing me after many years. Friendship is like jade, the longer it is, the smoother it will be.

The sign that a woman is old is not that she is old, but that she doesn't want to love anymore. The sign that a person is old is not white hair, but that he admits that he can't do it. Time has taken away our years, while life has taken away our courage.

Twenty-eight Once upon a time, someone told me not to have any accessories. There shouldn't be anything in life that you can't throw away in thirty seconds.

In my opinion, brilliance is a person's best decoration. This world is never afraid of being a late bloomer, but it is afraid of being mediocre all its life.

Love classic personality 50 sentences

1, my beloved, like an unforgettable knife, can't be dug away. People I don't love, you can't force them into your heart.

2. Every effort is rewarded, every effort is equal to the result, and there is nothing in love.

Fate is always cruel. It made the sun meet the rain and I met you, but it just didn't let us be together.

4. Tell me how many people I lied to and how many people I wronged because I didn't love you.

When you miss me, just look up at the sky, so you will feel that we are close, because we are looking at the same sky.

6. It is not that you are in the best time, but that you are here and I am in the best time.

7, a person can be so sad that there is no emotion, no language, no expression, just so quiet, no longer indifferent.

8. You didn't love me at first, not because I moved on, and you didn't think about it. I am very sad.

9. Meet the ordinary and say: Fate is like a book. If you accidentally turn it over, you will miss the fairy tale, and if you look too carefully, you will dry your tears.

10, be realistic and hypocritical occasionally, because otherwise, it is difficult to mix.

1 1. How I wish that when I say good night to you, you can say, "Talk for a while, just for a while.

12, although reluctant, but this is my choice. I've decided to do this. Why do I still struggle?

13 In fact, tears are sometimes the best friends, because when you are wronged, only tears accompany you first.

14, if you are fine, don't bother. If you are in poor health, I am too lazy to look for it. It is best to be healthy.

15, heart to heart, heart to heart, I will treat you as you treat me! From now on! Sweet mouth is hard. Stay and roll.

I thought I would be sad to see you happy, but I am even sadder to see you unhappy.

17, so I suddenly understood a truth: in this relationship, we were evenly matched, and in the end we were all defeated.

18, good boy, I don't want to hurt anyone who says I like her. I'd rather get hurt myself.

19, in this cruel world, we should learn to be strong, learn to pretend, and learn how to make ourselves less tired.

20, tears, sometimes is a kind of unspeakable happiness, smile, sometimes is a kind of unspeakable pain.

2 1, because I am afraid of a imprisoned heart, I have been drifting. Finally came to the forest where the rain accumulated for many years.

22, some things, knowing is knowing; You can't pretend you don't know, but what if you know; I'd better not know.

23. Turn around and leave. You can't say goodbye. You have something to say. The love between seabirds and fish is just an accident.

When I was young, I thought money was the most important thing in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know it's true.

25. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go.

How many men did you go with in a week? ) Come home and hug me when you're done.

When I decide to be a bad person, I only need to do one thing all my life to avoid the condemnation of my conscience.

28. I hope that every quarrel between us is not that I am sad alone, but that we all love each other deeply and then make up.

29. Some people seem to care nothing about you. In fact, you don't know how many times they have resisted the impulse to contact you.

30. We may love two people at the same time and be loved by two people. Unfortunately, we can only stay with one of them until we die.

3 1. Without my arm as a pillow, you are not used to it, and your telescope can't see my loneliness in the northern hemisphere.

32. You must love someone deeply. You obeyed him, but she didn't end up together.

If you dare to bet all your future happiness on me, I will risk my life to accompany you to the end and not let you lose.

34. I don't necessarily dream every night, and I don't necessarily dream of only one person, but there is one person who appears most frequently in my dreams.

35. You think you have to understand when you love someone, but when you love him gradually, you have already gone far.

36. Many things that we thought we would never forget for a lifetime were forgotten by us during our unforgettable days.

37. If you are not rewarded, you should know. Enough is enough. Or disturb others and hurt yourself?

38. The rear wheel falls in love with the front wheel, but knows that it will never be with her. So, he kissed every inch of land she stepped on.

39. People are cute because they have feelings; People hate it because they have feelings.

40. One day, someone will come into your life and let you know why you have no result with others.

4 1, don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but they are hurting themselves.

42. My tears flowed down and watered the soft grass below. I wonder if there will be a drop of memory and sadness in the next year.

43. I want to tell you that I am not your mother and there are not so many stories for you to remember.

44. After a long time, forget to meet again this time and then fall in love.

45. I came to this world not because of you, but because of you, I am more attached to this world.

46. You see everything, but you don't see me. You believed me when I said I didn't love you. I said I did a good job, you believe me.

I no longer care about his betrayal. It turns out that everyone is like this. A person is also very good, I want to learn to be strong.

48. If I want something, let it go. If it can come back to me, it will always belong to me; If it doesn't come back, it's not mine at all.

49. There are three things you can't keep in life: life, time and love, so all you can do is cherish.

50. Many times, she doesn't really want to be strong, she is forced to be strong. If you understand, don't just see her smile, but see the tears in her heart.

Love, funny personality, talk about the classic sentences about funny love.

Love, funny personality, talk about:

1, loneliness is not innate, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.

2, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird.

Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

The male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and everyone else stood still, so he didn't move.

5. Dissatisfaction is a suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

6. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.

7. If you don't eat your own condom now, you can play with others.

8. Don't blame the dog for following a steamed stuffed bun.

9. The Chinese teacher in high school talked about poetry and said: It is warm to sit in the maple forest when parking. The teacher said that this sitting is love, and everyone froze, and then burst into laughter.

10, the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not that you don't know I love you when I stand in front of you.

1 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

12, damn it, I've never seen such archaeology. Can be used as a world heritage.

13, don't shock the world with coquettish, but touch the world with lewdness.

14, Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

15, everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16, so many people despise me, who are you?

17, love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

18, when you fall in love with someone, you will always be a little scared and afraid of getting him; Afraid of losing him.

19, don't look back, I only love your back.

20, you have not been loved, you will cherish those who love you in the future.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

22. Format yourself just to delete you.

23. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

24. Love is mean, and it is mean again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

25. How many worries can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

26. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

27. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

29. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of sticking to it!

30. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

3 1, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

32. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

33, the departure of the stool, is the pursuit of the toilet, or the ass does not retain.

34. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

35. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

36. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

37. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

38. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

Love is like ice cream. Avoid it anyway, it will eventually melt.

I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.

4 1, the internet is like a prison. I stole it from my wallet, so I know everything when I go out.

42. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

43. People are tired because they can't put down their shelves, tear off their faces and untie their complex.

44. Everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but she actually made it up.

45. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will be born in the back seat.

Classic sentences about funny love:

1, people who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

2. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I miss you so much!

I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

Boy, you are my sister's man, so hang a card with me today!

Dear, please help me to sign the household registration book, which is in the column of spouse.

6. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

7. Boy, for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women, my sister will accept you as a grievance. From now on, remember to be on call, don't entangle.

8. Good men make women understand the world, while bad men make women misunderstand the world.

9. The temperature of love is like bath water. It's not that the hotter the better, but that you feel comfortable.

10, if you and I are separated, then this world will cease to exist. For the sake of the 6.4 billion people in the world, come with me!

1 1, love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or accident will come first!

12, love is cheap, and it is cheap again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

13. The deeper and more mature the husband is, the more spoiled the wife is.

14, wife: Please! Stop drinking for me! Husband: Nonsense! I didn't drink it for you.

15, where there is marriage, there are rivers and lakes. You and I are in the Jianghu together. How can there be no gossip about us in the Jianghu? Marry me quickly and let those paparazzi gossip about others!

16, I like you so much, you can die if you love me! I love you so much that if you like me, I will live forever!

17, you will know what comedy is when you meet me! Do not believe, you try!

18, you are the most beautiful in my eyes: aquiline nose, toad mouth, round-legged mouse eyes, nose and mouth, dripping and drooling.

19, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, my brother is as strong as an ox. The spring breeze makes my brother drunk and only treats dinosaurs as beautiful girls. Dear, Happy Valentine's Day!

20, you are my bread when I am hungry, you are my suicide fruit knife, you are my heart, you are my liver, you are three quarters of my life!

2 1, when love talks, like the chorus of the gods, the whole heaven is intoxicated with Yue Xian.

22. I am very excited to see your name; Hear your voice; Please go out three times and five times; Afraid of acting rashly; Hey! I didn't move when I saw you.

23. Do you know what I want to eat on Valentine's Day? Boil you, fry you, steam you; Roast you, stew you and braise you in soy sauce; Fried you, fried you, cold salad you!

24. That day you flew in front of the crow in the sky, and I was chased by the hairy dog on the ground; You are a crab in the sea, and I am a pea on the ground.

25, stupid man+stupid woman = marriage; Stupid man+smart woman = divorce; Smart man+stupid woman = extramarital affairs; Smart man+smart woman = romantic love; we?

On the Classic Personality of Love

1, love is dull and lasting, the more real, the quieter it is; The longer the time, the more insipid it is. ...

2. After a long time, the feelings faded and the beautiful things were forgotten. Who replaced the people around you?

3. Being in a daze, doing well is called profound. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

In fact, we are all people who are afraid of pain, but in our hearts, we are even more afraid of unhappiness.

The real loneliness should be that you forget the feeling of liking someone.

6. I have always known that things that are too easy to get will not be cherished. Just like me and you.

7. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

8. Only when I look back, every step is so lonely.

9. Be an ordinary woman in this life and describe your life quietly.

10, no one likes loneliness, but they don't like to disappoint themselves, so they have to be lonely.

1 1, the hardest thing is not to be apart, but to be clearly in love. But afraid to think about the future.

12, give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don't sigh for yesterday, just for today.

Learning is a gift. Even if the teacher who teaches you to study is called pain.

14, I don't know where the warmth went when I was thinking about loving myself.

15. Sometimes, we are willing to forgive someone, not because we really want to forgive him, but because we don't want to lose him.

16, I know you never loved me, you don't have to explain, I know.

17, thank you for giving me that cold knife when I was weak. Let me get back on my feet and feel better alone.

18, there is no 100% loyalty in the world.

19 We always cling to the love that has gone away. We still miss those who have gone away and hurt those who are close.

20. I shouldn't have desires. With your smile, I long for your hug.

2 1, I heard you clapping and holding back your tears, but I was too strong.

22. If one day my personality signature doesn't change so frequently, it proves that I am very happy.

23. If you can't lie to me for a lifetime, please don't lie. Even if you can't love for a lifetime, please don't love, even for a moment.

24. Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.

Marriage is not only about finding feelings, but also finding a long-distance partner until the end of life.

26. In the hypocritical world, we don't need to be too nice to anyone, and we don't need to be too serious to anyone.

27. I asked you what's wrong, and I didn't want to hear you say nothing casually.

When I say I miss you, I really miss you, not to please you.

29. If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. It is so big that it can certainly accommodate all your grievances.