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Single Allegro Line in Rural Changes
Allegro lines of rural change: "rural change"
Go to the stage, clear your throat, hurry-scurry, no time to throw the board.
I'll tell you a joke about rural changes.
If you want to say "Zi", just say "Zi". If you don't accept the verdict,
Everyone blew me off the stage so as not to talk again.
First of all, when there is a big group, there is no free time in the middle of the night.
Low back pain, still living in poverty. It's all because the pot of rice makes people muddle along.
Few people build houses without tickets,
You can only make a circle around the world, but you can't install windows by covering the ceiling.
Like a house.
What is born in winter is an earthen stove, and what is burned is dung, eggs and firewood.
Smoke hovers around the room, making people cry and have a runny nose.
I was so cold that I wrapped myself in a quilt.
The earthen stove is covered with a clear soup pot, which is mixed with cabbage.
Mixed soup, corn, hazelnuts, hazelnuts, only noodles for a few days.
I still lack salt and oil, and I can't see the meat star for half a year. I just hope that the pig baby will be slaughtered in the New Year's Eve production team.
On New Year's Day, visiting at home is stingy and humiliating.
Better get an oil cake, almost a piece of paper,
It's usually the white-faced "knife".
Wearing a patched sports jacket, riding a donkey anywhere,
When I went to town, I had a kerosene bottle on my ass and found some sugar melon seeds for three cents.
I saved up to go home and coax the wretched, and my mouth was full of "halazi".
I want to cry when I mention the past, or the reform and opening up these days.
Hard-working people sweat and shake their arms, and all they earn is money
Every household has built a new house with iron gates and steel windows on the red wall.
The burnt furniture has slipped away, and the floor is bright enough to see people's shadows.
Kannika nimtragol came home with an electric iron, and the old man listened to the play box cheerfully.
Girls and boys are humming and singing, and dolls' toys are great.
Every household is burning an iron stove, and the hot pot is stewed on the stove.
Chicken feet in a hot pot with a wide pink sausage turned into "Valzi" under the heating of an electric fan.
Nowadays, during the Spring Festival, there are many canned wine bottles.
Running around is driving three rounds and four rounds, and I am drunk and want to eat leek noodles.
I go to town by car and take out my mobile phone when I ask questions.
When you are hungry, go to a restaurant. Beer is served with beef and pork elbow.
Carry a lunch box when you go to the market, and make pizza snacks when you go home.
Thanks to the guidance of the party, life has changed now.
Comparing the past with the present, it's time to bow down from the stage.
Do not forget to stride forward on the road to a well-off society, promote agriculture through science and technology, abide by the law and strive to be a good son of the Chinese nation, and strive to be a good son of the Chinese nation.
Look at the new changes in our countryside (Allegro for Dialect Music and Dance)
Character: 1 male 8 female.
Man: A girl.
Woman: Uh-huh.
A: Hello.
Woman: OK.
Man: We're not going anywhere today.
Woman: Where are you going?
M: Let's take photos in the country.
W: That's worth seeing.
Man: Hey, it's changed, changed. The countryside is different now. In recent years, the construction of new countryside is under way, which has changed a lot!
W: OK, let's take a picture together.
Man: Get in the car and let's go!
Woman (board): Take a bus to Tugehuo,
The road is paved with smooth steps.
Go straight ahead, not twist.
It's really light
Man: You can know what a head looks like.
W: I don't know.
Answer (board): Riding on a dirt road,
B (board): the pain of jumping up and down the tower,
C (board): cover the hollow block and stew the body.
Ding (board): Gege is dizzy.
E (board): When the weather is fine, the soil will not be shaken.
Self (board): dust will rise in one step,
G (board): It's even worse when it rains and snows.
Xin (Board): It's difficult to walk around.
M: Are you energetic now?
Woman (board): Every village has a cement road.
It's so comfortable to walk on it,
Along the way, everything is thriving,
There is a foundation for all-round development.
Man: Girls, the first stop is here. Look at that.
A: Wow, my grandfather is not careless at all. Where are we? Hey, this is good.
E (board): Streets and alleys are all hardened roads.
J (board): There are flowers and trees in one street and two rows.
G (board): forty or fifty paces Yi Deng,
Xin (Board): Brother Gallery is really clean.
Female (board): rural areas and cities can't be distinguished.
I feel like I'm in the city.
B (Board): Yitou has also been to this village.
There are no rules for the pigsty to be repaired indiscriminately.
The shit in the street stinks,
Why is it tasteless at the moment?
M (Board): I think you are Granny Liu.
You don't even know about biogas,
Pig manure is now a kind of wealth,
Every family cannot live without it.
E (board): briquettes don't need to be burned.
Ji (Board): Don't chop wood.
G (board): fireworks are no longer smoked,
Xin (board): energy saving and environmental protection.
D (board): Raising pigs is very profitable.
C (board): biogas slurry is fertile,
B (board): It's really a good project.
A (board): Ecological enrichment.
M (board): There is also a straw biogas station.
Centralized gas supply is more open,
The government has given strong support,
Ten thousand biogas plants will be built this year.
Woman: Tut tut, this biogas is really good to feed.
M: There are still changes. Keep watching.
You go for a walk in the street.
A (board of directors): a transformed health center,
Farmers come to participate in insurance,
New cooperative medical system,
It is not difficult for ordinary people to see a doctor.
B (board): the culture room is well-maintained.
There are books, computers,
The training of new farmers is very busy.
A prison of scientific and technological knowledge.
Connect the world on the Internet.
The export of agricultural products is not worrying.
C (board): There is also a stadium here.
Playing table tennis and basketball is very busy.
More than a dozen fitness equipment,
You can do leisure sports.
Oh, I'm so angry, I don't want to leave.
Man: Let's go, let's go. Next stop, next stop, we all go to see the East Back Plate.
E: Gee, I dare not go to that village to nurse.
Woman: Why, what are you afraid of?
E (board): East backboard, East backboard,
Nobody cares about swearing and fighting,
This car is going to run over a chicken,
I'll give you half a million dollars.
Man: That's an old almanac.
A (Board): I went into the village to have a look.
B (board): People in the village are very polite.
C (board): There are many brands of civilized families.
D (Board): Harmony and stability are good.
Self (Board of Directors): Office of Democratic Deliberation and Consultation,
G (board): there are blackboard newspapers in village affairs.
Man: What's the matter? You don't think this village will be afraid, do you?
E: I saw the sign of Civilization Village.
I have to run more often in the future.
M: Economic development is very important.
Go along the road to the village to take pictures.
A: There are six agricultural development projects.
Planting Hosta is the most secure.
B (board): small particles are more popular,
Xiaomi is famous far and wide.
C (board): pepper, walnut, fungus,
Green products are booming,
Ding (board): gulingshan hongsheng starch,
Five-color soil slips are busy processing.
E (board): The medicinal materials industry is developing rapidly.
Wild tending and artificial planting,
Own (board): standardize the planting of GSP,
Quality is well-known at home and abroad,
G (board): Tongrentang and Yangshengtang,
Big companies come here.
B (board): animal husbandry is more powerful,
Taihang black goats are sold abroad,
C (board): Many aquaculture parks have been built.
If you don't sneak around in rows,
Ding (Board of Directors): Qiangmin Dairy Farm,
More than 200. That's great.
E (board): Farmhouse tourism is innovative.
Carrying baskets and selling local products,
Ji (board): snack bar of farmhouse hotel,
The local flavor is particularly close.
G (board): engaged in construction and transportation,
Engaged in decoration and labor services,
Xin (board): small building materials, repair shop,
Village coal mines have made great progress.
Woman (Board of Directors): Production is developing really fast.
Towards a well-off society and wealthy families.
M: How's it going recently? Did you open your eyes today?
Woman: Oh, I didn't expect, I didn't expect, the countryside has changed so much.
Volkswagen (board): new countryside, new world,
The construction of new countryside is unusual,
Economic and social development,
Tomorrow's countryside will be more splendid.
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