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If a girl molests a man

1, what to drink in winter, I don't know how to care for you. 2. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Brother, did you drop this brick? 4. Give you a life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me. 5. Nice to meet you soon. Where is it? In my dream. Nothing lasts forever, but I will stay with you for a long time. 7. Do you think there is something wrong with my leg? No, I can't walk as soon as I see you. 8. Didn't your mother teach you to reciprocate? I like you, so you should stay with me. 9. When are you free to marry me? 10, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Otherwise, why do I want to bubble up as soon as I see you? 1 1. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you. 12. If I can only live one day for the rest of my life, I hope it will be the day with you. 13. Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what? I am a grain of sand, and you are a horse. Together, we are a piece of Shaqima. I think you should be very busy recently. Just look at the first three words. I have never seen you, because you have always been in my heart. "I like you very much" 19. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone. 20. I'm a little busy recently. I like you. What are you busy with? 2 1. Brother, are you nearsighted? No wonder you can't see that I like you. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. 23. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear: "Destiny takes a hand". 24. "I have bad news for you" and "What bad news?" "My thoughts about you are not simple." 25. "How long have you been single?" Since birth, I am sorry to have kept you waiting. 26. Can you lend me your cup? "Why?" "Because I want to lend you my life." 27. "Do you like cats or dogs", "dogs" and "Wang Wang Wang" 28. "You look like one of my relatives" and "Who do you look like?" "My mother's son-in-law" 29, "Do you know what you look like now?" "Like what?" "Like the earth." "Why?" "Because you are attractive to me." 30. "If you are Tinker Bell, what do you think I am?" I don't know. What is it? "I stayed because the bell rang (thinking)!" First, when the other person is interested in you, you should not be too active, which will only reduce the man's interest and even make him bored. Second: when you are both interested in each other, don't be too cold to him, or men will shift their goals. But even if you are tired of such mistakes, don't worry too much. Men will always miss you when they write letters. You just need to Doby him behind his back, and you will go back to the beginning. Third: If the other person is not interested in you, you should be more attractive. Only in this way, the other party is willing to provide chat value. Perhaps, some people don't quite understand, shouldn't they pursue it if they like it? Let me analyze it for you. One: Suppose the male god is interested in you. If you are too active, the other person will become uninterested or lose interest in you. Second: Suppose you are not interested in male gods. If you take the initiative, you will make the other person feel that you are affecting his life, but you will feel bored. Third: suppose the male god is not interested in you, but he is a diaosi. If you take the initiative, he may be slightly interested in you, but you should know that the result of doing so will only become a dog licking in your relationship. Therefore, it is very unfavorable for girls to be too active emotionally. If boys don't like you, what you have to do is to reshape your charm and increase your attraction. Assuming that the male god is interested in you, then you only need to show a little interest in the goal, and the male god will love you more. "At this point, if you have any questions, you can trust me privately." So how do we judge whether the male god is interested in us? Can be seen from these aspects. Whether the circle of friends frequently gives praise or comments; Whether the message sent by the other party responds quickly; When two people are together, is the other person willing to get close to you or even have casual physical contact? And whether you are willing to say something about yourself when chatting; When two people chat without topic, whether the other party offers the topic actively, etc. Only after correctly judging whether the other party is interested in you can they give a corresponding response. Then if you are not interested, the chat will stop, but you don't have to be discouraged. Just keep WeChat and you can attract him again in the future. Next, let's talk about why if girls are too cold to the male god, the male god will divert the target. For example, you can know why. It's like most of us lose weight in life, but many people fail to lose weight. The main reason for the failure is that they didn't get timely feedback. I feel that I have eaten a lot less and sweated a lot, but once I weigh it, I will not lose the scale or even float a few ounces, which will instantly hit the motivation of many people to persist. The reason is the same. Men are interested in women, perhaps through speech or physical expression, but it may also be because women are reserved, love to answer or ignore them. The feedback men get is that women don't want to associate with themselves. Men can't see the hope ahead, and naturally they will shrink back. This is the same as many people are willing or even obsessed with playing games, because games have a quick feedback system. If we kill a monster, we will gain some experience. If we kill as many monsters, we will be promoted several levels. With motivation, you will naturally get twice the result with half the effort. But if you find that both sides are interested in each other, I suggest that you should be a little cold to each other, which will stimulate men's desire to conquer. If we are always in a state of providing value in the chat, then the other party will not be interested in us. Therefore, please pay attention to the 3-2 rule in communication. If the other party takes the initiative more than three times, we will respond twice. This will help the healthy development of our relationship, and the other is the 4 1 rule. If the other party takes the initiative to find us for 4 times, we will give the initiative 1 time or at most 2 times. This gives the other party a hint, maintains a reserved state, and makes the "active pursuit of power" always make the other party feel in their own hands. This tells us that the more attractive and valuable we are, the more willing we are to take risks, while the lower the value, the opposite. There is no timely feedback system in love, so we need to test each other one by one, find out each other's feedback system and promote it to everyone in the future. Finally, I will teach you some routines in chatting. The first one is that when we judge that the other party is interested in us, if the other party takes the initiative to chat with us, don't wait 15 to 30 minutes before replying. The second is to balance the words of both sides in the chat. If the other party says one thing and we say three things, the relationship will slowly become unbalanced. If it is more than three lines, send it with a voice bar, which is not easy to exceed 20 seconds. In addition, learn to push and pull. When talking about the hottest topic, cut off the topic decisively, or reply every 10 minutes, so that the other person's mood is always in a state of tension and increase his emotional contribution. By the way, how old are you? 25. I owe you 25 years of company. My mother talks about looking for a daughter-in-law every day. I think you are quite suitable. 3, there is no way out, we missed our childhood friends, missed our hearts, and finally we can only experience old age together. I think I am a playboy. Why? Because I like every look of you. 5. About you, there are thousands of troops, four tides, your smile, and my heart is sweet. 6. I love three things, the sun, the moon and you, the sun during the day, the moon at night, and you are myself. 7. I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me? 8. If I knew I would suffer for you now, I would choose to love you at first, because loving you is more than suffering. 9. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, keep it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me. 10 You have something on your face! No. Where is it? What's there? Have my eyes! The routine sentence of girls teasing boys is 1. The future is long, and we will grow together. 2, a day is too short, just miss you for a while, and the sun goes down. 3. Waiting, endless waiting, but missing fills my heart. 4. I hope I will be crazy about you all my life, and I will sing poems about you. 5, singing and laughing, endless. No matter how difficult it is, gentle you help me solve it. 7, the world is bustling, all for profit, I am here for you. I never listen to love words, but to me, everything you say is love words. 9. Give love an ageless face and make love last forever. 10, I just want to spend a sleepy winter with you.