Please translate this passage for me.

I'm glad to leave. I don't know what I'm going to do, but I like playing with the microphone. I like the stereo system very much. I like wizards. Yes, I am the emperor. I don't know what I'm doing.

Dude, this is the first time to talk about singing. There are many slang words and so on. I have no idea. Sorry, translation is limited. It feels strange to wait for the master. . . . . . . . . .