Funny than a circle of friends, funny than a sentence.

1, in the middle of the night, I can also see many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food on the street, and suddenly feel very inspirational. Why don't I eat when everyone else is eating so late?

2. After studying Chinese for ten years, it is better to say WeChat for half a year!

Although you are not good-looking, you are unique. This world can't live without you, because no one can set off the beauty of this world without you!

Everything you say is reasonable, not unreasonable at all.

If you skip a meal the next day, you will save a lot of money after a long time, which will be reserved for seeing stomach trouble in the future.

6. Cicada's wings are so thin, as thin as cicada's wings.

7. As soon as my front foot left, my back foot followed.

8. Every time I quarrel with my dad, I really want to tell him. Do you know how many people outside want to be my dad?

9. A boy fell asleep on the subway and leaned on my shoulder. I pushed him away because I was unreliable.

10, my partner said that he would spend a day with me on National Day, as if the zoo was too strict to let him go out.

1 1. I haven't sent a circle of friends for an hour. How's it going? Do you like a pretty girl who is silent like me?

12, if people don't have dreams, what is the difference with carefree.

13, what do you think is the most painful sentence for fat people? God replied: A few months? Can you cross your legs? Did someone else help you put on your socks?

14, the last time I was so speechless was the last time.

15. As far as I know, I don't know anything.

16, I went to work in other places today, and I was lucky enough to be a star. The old man passing by shouted at me: it's hot in the ground!

17, ldquo Why are you nearsighted? ""I blurred my eyes to look down on the world. "

18, when the invigilator said, put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I really want to put myself on it.

19, online said that egg white can maintain hair! I hit an egg on my head when I was taking a shower! As a result, the water was too hot to hang an egg flower!

20. Who says men don't pay attention to details? You slowed down your skills for a second, and he noticed.

2 1, for my future high cold, I won't reply again: hahahaha. I will only say: thank you, I was laughed at.