Funny sentences at a friend's party

1, if one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

Behind a failed woman, there is always an eventful man.

There is no woman who can't marry a man, only a man who can't marry a woman.

5, you look very serious, it seems that you really understand people!

6. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

7. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

I don't know much about Wu Bai, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

9. You are so charming that countless blind people are vying for your waist.

10, you have personality, you are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

1 1 Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

12, if you use the honey trap, I'll play along.

13, the flower of the motherland, I step on one when it blooms.

14. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

15, I think the earth is so dangerous and I miss Mars.

16. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

17, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

18, I don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better change careers and be my wife!

19. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

20. It took me time to pay for my mobile phone before I realized that my words were so valuable.

2 1, learn not to be angry first, and then learn to make people angry.

22. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

23. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

24. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

25. How are you getting along now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

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