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How lazy can humans be? What things have you been lazy to the extreme?
One: I haven't wanted to go to the toilet for a long time People have three emergencies, so going to the toilet is very important, because you will feel like going to the toilet when drinking water. But in the university dormitory, when there is no class, everyone lies on the window, usually going to bed and getting off the table. I really don't want to come down when I go up, especially in winter, when I go out to travel, I have to wear clothes, and the stool under the bed is still so cold, and the final result is that I can't hold it.
Two: homemade light-off artifact. I believe that everyone who has been to college should be deeply touched. When you sleep at night, you find that the lights are not related. But at this moment, no one wants to go down and turn off the lights. This is the inertia of contemporary college students, so we made an artifact to turn off the lights. We can turn off the lights in bed at night without going down any more, which is very convenient.
Three: I am too lazy to eat. If there is a limit to laziness, then it is very serious to be lazy to eat. I still remember when I was in the school dormitory, I slept in the bed because there was no class on Saturday. My roommate went out to help me bring food at noon, and I didn't bother to eat anything on the table when I came back. Finally, my roommate helped me put it on the bed, and my roommate vomited naked.
Actually, laziness is a very bad thing. We should have executive power. When we talk about something, we should start doing it at once. Don't hold us back all the time, otherwise we will become lazier and lazier, and others will dislike ourselves.
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