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Talking about mood phrases with creative connotation
Talking about mood phrases with creative connotation
1, they are all real people, so why pretend to be pure; The world is so chaotic, who is pretending to be pure?
2. We live in pain because we have fulfilled the happiness of others.
It will be dark and people will change. Three points favor, seven points cheat.
4, you are more thorough than anyone else, pretending to be more naive than anyone else.
5. A man who is not good to women will become a seven-dimensional space in his next life.
6, there are no inseparable couples, only a mistress who doesn't work hard.
7. Women always talk about their men together, and men always talk about other people's women together.
8. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony.
9. I once had a sincere love. Love is right in front of me. Does the director play or not?
10 I'm going to take the bullet train tonight. Do you have anything else to say to me?
1 1, I hate that the weather forecast is obviously above 40, but I love to report 38, so I can't help it.
12. As an excellent salesperson, our goal is to conquer customers.
13, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.
14. If it snows without an umbrella, can we walk all the way to Baishi Town?
15, I killed Baidu because it knew too much.
16, when you are afraid of losing something, it means that you can only give up this thing or yourself.
17, now I know that friends are like RMB, which is true or false. Unfortunately, I am not a money detector.
18, Biden only spent 79 yuan eating so much, and each of the five people was less than 16 yuan. If bin Laden comes, won't he be free?
19, I am in a regular state every day: I don't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, and I have chicken blood at night.
20. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.
2 1, did you throw up three times after you were born, but only caught it twice?
22. Where you go, flies follow you there, and they are all smoked by your quality.
I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.
24. Your new love is someone else's whore.
25, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.
26. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.
27. The most painful thing in life is not where you are going, but the exam is coming, others are reviewing, and I am still studying.
28, you let me leave here, ok, I will take a taxi out; You asked me to come back, sorry, the car was too fast and rolled away! ..... Goodbye. ...
29. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.
30. Sister, I took off my clothes and was purer than your mother.
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