222 domineering automatic reply sentence set

222 domineering automatic reply sentence (Part 1)

1. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me I love you to activate

2. Send me a red envelope and I'll decide if I'm here.

3. Although it is hard, I will still choose that kind of hot life. -Kitano Takeshi

4. Hello, I am an automatic reply. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.

5. Jackson Yee's wife is not here

6. Please join our exquisite pig group, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

7. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can you excuse me?

8. If you want me to reply, you can treat me to spicy strips

9. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

1. Headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

11. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store

12. Hello, I'm not bored now. I hope you can find it again when you are bored.

13. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

14. Sorry, the subscriber you called is not at the computer. Please slam your monitor until it sparks immediately, and I will reply you when I hear the noise. 15. Hibernation mode has been started.

16. It has never been the most special one.

17. reply when you are in a bad mood.

18. Don't send me a message if you are afraid of being misunderstood when you are dating.

19. Wait for the fleeting time.

2. For manual service, please press 1

21. You are a beauty limited in summer, and you will reply during the tasting period.

22. Coming from the moon planet.

23. I can't read it back.

24.[ Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

25. The other party has descended to heaven to reply to your 222 domineering automatic reply sentence (Part 2)

26. The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

27. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for 1% of the current progress. Come on, hurry up.

3. Jackson Yee and I went to be astronauts and came back to catch aliens for you.

31. I'm a Teletubby, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.

32. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!

33. Welcome to China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.

34. Tell Dad to come back

35. What makes you disturb me to fall in love with xxx?

36. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!

37. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, installing plastic wrap on Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing a sunshade in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

38. Stop it, I love you

39. Hello

4. I can tell her for you

41. I can't finish my homework, so I'm not here.

42. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply all the time, you are eaten by chicken.

43. Mm-hmm, yes, yes, yes, no, no, I don't know. Bye!

44. At present, the heartbeat is sold out. Welcome to visit next time.

45. I went to Magic Fairy Castle to herd sheep.

46. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.

47. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

48. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling Oooooo

49. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you. A collection of 5 automatic reply humorous sentences set for your own qq

Automatic reply humorous sentences set for your own qq (Part 1)

1. I didn't return, but I went to pull out radishes. Ooo

2. On the score.

3.[ Automatic reply] It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible ~

4. If you don't reply, you are studying. If you don't reply, you are stupid.

5. From then on, the mountains and rivers will not meet, and the old people will not be known for their strengths and weaknesses.

6. I'm sorry, I'm a student, but also a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

7. If you don't return the message, you're herding sheep and you haven't returned it, or the sheep is lost.

8. The woman in Jackson Yee has received the message and will reply later! !

9.? If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.

1. I'm installing an elevator for Mount Everest, installing plastic wrap on Badaling Great Wall, mining moon rocks on the moon, and installing awnings in the Pacific Ocean. How can you disturb my dream?

11. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite, please wait for 1% of the current progress.

12. I'm dead, and it's a small matter, but it's a big matter.

13. I am comparing photosynthesis with cats and transpiration with green plants.

14. Hello, I reply automatically. I can chat with you, but I can only say this sentence.

15.[ Automatic reply] Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars. If something happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to potato chips. I want tomato-flavored ones.

16. Stay up the longest night and forget the person you love most.

17. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. You can tell me if you have anything, because I recently found a lot of men chatting with her. I love this girl very much. I hope my baby won't be taken away by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will take time to accompany her to set up an automatic reply humorous sentence for her qq (Part 2)

18. Sorry, what you sent me is still garbled. Can you send it again?

19.[ Automatic reply] This is an answering machine. My host has gone to eat. What can you say to me?

2. Hello? Our boss is saving the galaxy? You'll come back after the monster? Wait a moment, and you will see

21. DuDu, I'm a rabbit now, and I only talk to carrots

22. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.

23.? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.

24. He is not so good, but he just can't forget it.

25. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling. Oooooo

26. I can't move, I can't get through. Welcome to visit.

27. I want to dance a colorful plumage and get drunk in your arms with all my youthful charm and gentleness in the floating red leaves.

28.Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.

29. Welcome to the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

3. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I think I don't want to talk to you.

31.[ automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

32. You missed too many times when I needed you.

33. Feeding pigs.

34. I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. Please come back later to give yourself an automatic reply humorous sentence set by qq (Part III)

35. Welcome to the customer service hotline of China Sand Sculpture. Please press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass continuation, five for fire continuation, six for others, seven for online chat and # for return.

36. Welcome to call the AWE customer service hotline

37. I went to touch Xianbao and Xiannvwa to play cards. If I need anything, I'll ask Maggie, Mixue and Xiaolan to tell me through the music box.

38.[ Automatic reply] Don't worry, Little Cute is on her way, please prepare snacks and drinks and wait patiently ~

39. Little Fairy.

4. The rivers and lakes are far away, and we all go to the same place

41. Just read all these, and I will reply to you. I am deeply in love with you, and I am familiar with you.

42. I'm taking a shit. Do you want to come with me?

43. Wangzai QQ Sugar, don't ask me if you need anything.

44. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend and can't receive your message.

45. I helped the moon find a small foreign dress, wait for me to come back.

46. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to ice cream first, with vanilla flavor.

47. I can't read it back.

48. Daddy's antique shop, please leave a message.

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222 humorous and funny homophonic sentences that can't be laughed at

1. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

2. If you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?

3. What song was Yugong singing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

4. What Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said he was touching and wise.

5. One day M and N quarreled, and finally M apologized because m sorry!

6. When I went to the zoo today, I saw an elephant eating a child's cheese. It turned out that it was called eating a child's cheese.

7. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but just opened in King's Canyon, okay?

8. You don't even kiss me. Do you kiss the burner?

9. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kindness that the crab cooked the dragon.

1. Yongqi helped Emperor Amar to take a bath, and even rubbed out Amar mud.

11. A beautiful woman's room is generally messy. After all, she is a beautiful woman in a messy room.

12. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am the baby.

13. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki?

14. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he is afraid of being said: ouch, it's a new dress!

15. One day, Bear bought an ice cream. The sun was like fire, and the ice cream melted and fell to the ground. Bear said, "It looks like mud, it looks like mud." Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

16. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, grandpa, you were rode away by yourself.

17. If you are touched by the scene, you will occupy two words.

18. When the Emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Empress Dowager asked, "Are you tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "my...my name is lilei?"

19. My mascot will be you, crab! -because you have money (pliers)

2. Get off the road and get into the tower, so as not to get off the tower! What, her? Guard against falling off the tower. Can't let go. 222 Humor and Funny Homophony Sentence 2

21. You seem to have gained weight. I can accompany you to lose weight. Let's quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow!

22. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is covered with mud.

23. I fried skewers on the roadside again. I bought a squid beard in the store. After eating it, I felt uncomfortable all over. The doctor said that I called it empty beard (so empty).

24. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear her, but her mother smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

25. One day the elephant was eating ice cream, and he ate a lot. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephant. Did you hear that? I missed you.

26. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

27. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, I can't get anything off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

28. Don't love me. It's no result. I have many things to do and I still like to work.

29. When the truck met a taxi for the first time, the truck said, "My name is truck." The taxi said, "I'll call a taxi." The truck said, "Stop screaming and I'll take you!"

3. the Monkey King's golden cudgel is missing. Ask the land father, the Monkey King: "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great for your hairstyle"

31. It's so hot at 36 degrees today that I bought two ice creams, one for you and one for me, and then we got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? We're done.

32. It's said that watching martial arts films can help you lose weight, because it often says, you must be thin.

33. One day, an ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant, "How do you get back to the ant's nest?" The other ant said, "Laughing or ... very silent."

34. One day, several students were having dinner in the canteen, and the Qing Dynasty drama was playing on the TV in the hall. After eating, they wanted to wipe their mouths, did they find out?

35. "Why does lady white snake let Xu Xian go every time she gets angry?" "Because she is best at snake songs."

36. Once upon a time, there was a little pig. He planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, You can't do strawberries, you can't do strawberries.

37. wear AirPo all day.