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Teacher, would you dare to speak quietly and let me have a good sleep?

1, I am strong in front of everyone, but weak in front of you *

2. Any absurd dream of all beings can't match the daily reality.

3, do not think, so there is confusion; If you don't ask, you won't get it; Don't ask, so I don't know.

4. Lipstick has changed; Even if it falls apart tomorrow, my heart will remain the same, in the same place four years ago.

5. Sorry, the network is disconnected. Please resend it. ...

6, distance will not destroy feelings, doubt will.

7, the male god jumped from obscene to explosive wearing an ugly school uniform.

8. Teacher, would you dare to lecture in a lower voice so that I can have a good sleep?

9. When the river goes downhill, perseverance will never collapse.

10, gradually realize that people who are good to themselves will become less and less as time goes by.

1 1, I really want to destroy this crow, but my tongue is not long enough. . .

12, you are so fucking postmodern.

13, an old washing machine that God accidentally dropped, a thinking brainless creature.

14, if you think you have forgotten someone, then you won't be stupid enough to mention her by forgetting.

15, the largest container in the world is called Huai.

16, female emperor: The best thing is to grow old with you.

17, it's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I already have you, I don't think it's necessary to be tempted by others. It's not that I won't fall in love with others, but that I know how to cherish you better. Being together is not easy. Even if you are not the best for me, or even the best, that is what I cherish most.

18, a woman who is not mediocre can get a man's extraordinary favor!

19, born without a friend, died without a friend, though still alive.

20. When a person is bored, he will always be mean to others.

A classic online quotation that dare not be so realistic?

Life can never predict when a man will give up his affair with all women for you.

The signature is changing, so I can't express my inner feelings.

Women like me always appear in love in the form of questions.

You used to conjure pigeon chocolate for me when you were naughty.

Every time I buy clothes, I always ask myself how long I can wear them, just like when I am with a man, I ask myself how long I can love him.

You don't have to wait for the result you want, and you don't have to give love to get it.

When I first saw this sentence, my heart was very painful.

Injured, once is enough! Love, just pay eight points! The remaining two points are all hurt, so love yourself.

Woman, your world can be small, but you can't just pretend to be a man.

"I love you" I laughed hysterically.

Youth without a second life is not worth remembering.

Women are not dead set on you, and men will give up sooner or later no matter how hard they struggle.

Instead of asking what the world is like, it is better to be vague about yourself.

Take away your pity, take back your pity, and I will walk firmly on my wooden bridge.

If you don't love me, I will love you until I don't intend to love you!

You're not me. You don't know me. I'm not you. I don't understand you.

You let me know that not wanting to stop thinking and crying is the result of my boredom. I see.

The most terrible thing is that there are no paper towels in the toilet.

Love and not love, there is only one word!

Society, dare you not be so realistic?

Don't be nice to everyone, not everyone is sincere to you.

Is there a song you can listen to over and over again?

Never waste a minute thinking about people you don't like.

For myself, I am gentle, but I also have a temper, and I will not cover up my character with gentleness.

Love _ _ _ _ _, which is unforgettable and sad. .

Love, say, dare you love me, as I love you.

Are you scared?

Do you dare?

Love me?

Have you ever wondered what causes two people to love less than last time in love?

Is it boredom after time has settled? Is it after countless quarrels that we find each other inappropriate? Is it because there is a third party in love? Or because you were afraid before you fell in love?

A few days ago, I saw Zheng Shuang and Tiger Hu making a scene on the Internet. With a brush from Weibo, most netizens condemned the man for cowardice. Because the clarification made by Weibo will make the woman feel embarrassed more or less. In fact, I have always felt that being a star is really helpless. Originally, the relationship between the two people was very private, but because of the star, it was always amplified by the media and became the gossip of the public after dinner.

They said it was blx, the man, who sent it to Weibo as soon as anything happened, and then insinuated it and made various explanations and clarifications. On the other hand, the woman has been silent. In fact, I often find it funny. When people fall in love with each other, as a nobody, why should you tell others about their feelings? I look like a bystander. I see through it. Netizens have been accusing or even laughing at blx after opening their mouths to insert knives into others, but they have never asked themselves, who are you? What makes you?

Why can't men and women be equal in love Men can bear the responsibility of love, but many times they will become fragile because of love, which is understandable, isn't it?

Maybe that man really doesn't dare to love anymore. Because a relationship has to bear a lot of pressure from all directions, will it be easier to love if you are ordinary people at the beginning and are not bound by the identity of a star? It may also be that two people's personalities are not suitable for love from the beginning, but love comes too fast and people are caught off guard.

Generally speaking, two people who once loved each other so much can't be friends after separation. Actually, I think it is more appropriate to be a stranger than a friend. I hope that in my later life, I don't have to recall and touch everything related to you. I have no thoughts, no expectations, no feelings that should not exist. To me, you are like a stranger. You may or may not exist. This is an ideal state.

Are people who have loved each other deeply. In the end, although the ending may not be happy, they still hope that the other party will be happy calmly, even if there is no way to go to the end. When we love each other, those beautiful bits and pieces will stay in each other's hearts forever. If I can remember it in the future, my heart will still be warm. It is a wonderful thing that people can meet and fall in love. Just like two unrelated people, they are linked by an opportunity. Whether it is a long life or a short moment, it deserves our gratitude.

Love needs two people to persist together and bear the pressure and frustration from many aspects together. Just like playing on the seesaw, there are always two people sitting on it together. When one person is on the floor, one person is closed, and when one person is closed, the other person must be on the floor. If not, the original balance will be lost, only one person will always be in front and the other will always be behind, so it will never be harmonious.

I don't know if you will often ask your partner this question and ask him if you dare to love you, just as you love him, but I don't know if you have given enough love.

In fact, love is also a very contradictory thing. You can make people love nothing, or you can make people love everything.

So in this world, in fact, most of the love is obviously love, but it doesn't last. Love is a difficult problem. We are always learning, getting hurt, forgetting, then rejuvenating and continuing to love.

Dare you love me as much as I love you?

This may be a question without any answer, but someone may give you a beautiful answer.

I still hope that in this world, behind every love, there are two people who can stick to it together, no matter how many storms they experience and how much pressure they bear, they can go all the way to the end.

If there is an answer to this question, then the best answer may be:

I'm scared.

I dare not.

But I still want to love you.

Personality mood phrases that dare to say love to the end.

What is not lacking in life is the eyes that find beauty, the flowers on the hillside, but the eyes of cattle and sheep only have feed; There is no shortage of happiness in life. What is lacking is the eyes looking for happiness. Happiness is an inner feeling. Happiness and sadness often beat people's hearts at the same time. Everyone who is invited in will be with them. Misfortune often comes from one's own troubles often comes from comparative pain often comes from dissatisfaction; There is no pain in life, but with desire, pain will haunt you.

In an instant, I got up and stared back. Wild birds roared in the mountains. Momo, can you hear me calling out in the snow? Momo, there is the voice of wild birds. Thousands of miles apart, I always feel that yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn.

Some feelings, until the last moment, dare to admit deep; Some pains, until the last moment, dare to accept it is reality; In the swamp, people always think that there is still a chance to struggle, but they don't know that the more they struggle, the deeper they get, and finally there is no chance to survive. Whose sorrow is this? Sometimes looking at the road ahead, if you don't feel it, you will be confused. In fact, we have been walking in confusion, but sometimes we know how to bow our heads and sometimes we don't.

We are not saints, so we often go the wrong way, not because we are helpless, but because some people fall, and some things will only be understood when we are in pain and crying, so that we will not make mistakes again. There is nothing wrong with the original road, but the wrong choice. There is nothing wrong with love. What is wrong is only fate.

There is no reason to like someone. What he has paid without regrets is considered worthwhile as long as he can be with the person he loves. In fact, there are some such people around us, but we haven't found that the people who know you best will always protect you by your side and won't let you suffer a little injustice; People who really love you will not say a lot of things that love you, but will do a lot of things that love you.

Pretending to be happy is to keep people from knowing loneliness; Pretending to be happy is not to let people see the wound; Pretending to be sweet is not for people to see tears; Pretending to be relaxed is not to make people sad; Pretending to be happy is to keep people from seeing scars; Pretending to be mature is not to make people see ignorance; Pretending to be smart is not to let people see failure; Pretending to be happy is to prevent people from seeing loneliness.

When you love, love is a strong liquor. Don't be stingy with singing and drinking, let the heart of love wander in love. When you lose love, love is bitter wine, don't take care of sad songs and wine, let the lost heart forget the gains and losses of illness and drunkenness. Love is a kind of happiness because I will always be loved. Losing love is also a kind of happiness, because people will never lose my love True love is priceless, and one person's love does not need to highlight its value by setting off another person's love.

Love a person, together will be inexplicably lost. Like a person, it is always joy; If you love someone, you will often cry. If you like someone, you will smile when you think of him. Love a person, when you think of him, you will look at the sky blankly. Like a person, is to see his advantages; To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. Like, is a kind of mood; Love is an emotion.

Have you ever wondered why a man loves you? He just likes you the way you are, the way you do things, and your attitude towards everything. But why do women become unreasonable when they fall in love, or else-they just lose themselves because they are obsessed with love.

Female characteristics of a happy marriage: 1. Women's kindness and diligence can touch men's hearts best; 2. Show the intellectual side in a timely manner; 3. They have the same hobbies and occasionally play games together; 4. Show the gentle side as much as possible.

Dare to say that love is love to the end? Love means that even if my tears of missing love turn into empty bitter water under the waning moon, they will turn into spring rain and fall on you. Love means that even if my blood turns a little in the sun, it will turn into a pebble and spread on your way. Love means that even if my bones soaked in love turn to dust in the cold wind, they will turn to red dust and haunt your footsteps in the afterlife.

Some people appear in our lives, some to teach us, some to comfort us, some to share, and some to love. Some people who appear in our lives teach us, some heal us, some share and some love.

People you know don't have to say anything, just leave some words; Don't criticize others, leave some tolerance; In order not to be arrogant, leave some connotations; Don't be sharp-edged, leave some deep convergence; Don't invite all merits, leave some humility; Don't argue, leave some tolerance; Don't rely on it, leave some back roads; Don't lean on the situation, leave some affection; Don't have to enjoy wealth, leave some blessings; Don't do everything yourself, save some virtue.

The true happiness of life is the happiness of the soul, which is sometimes not necessarily closely related to the external material life. The power of true happiness comes from the richness of the soul, from an education, from the ideal expectation, and from the communication and communication with good friends.

Everyone is born a blank sheet of paper; Walking on the road of life, we inadvertently drew on this piece of white paper, a little naive, a little willful, a little surprise, a little romance, a little accident, a little excitement, a little regret, a little pain, a little loneliness, a little sadness, a little memory, a little lovesickness. Too many bits and pieces have been covered with this piece of white paper, and finally a full stop will be drawn.

It's hard to break up like this: 1. To gain mutual trust, we must not play ambiguous and disappear, so that each other's whereabouts, friends and colleagues are generous and transparent. 2. In front of the woman you love, the meaner you are, the happier you are! 3. After the quarrel, you can exchange roles and repeat the content of the quarrel just now, so as to ensure that you are laughing. 4. When you are alone, you always talk about the other half.

You can be silent, regardless of my anxiety, you can not return messages, regardless of my anxiety, you can say that my concern is the cause of your irritability, you can throw my thoughts in the corner and ignore them, you can smile at others, you can hug others, you can be good to the whole world, but forget that I was sad ... just a heart, just watch it hurt! You can do anything.

Don't think that holding some hands will last for a long time; Don't think that if you achieve something, you can be brilliant all your life. We are a stubborn stone, but we can't stand the polishing of time. After all, we are silent and calm. It turns out that you don't belong to anyone, and a turn may be farewell; So you are you, and all your pride and laughter will vanish. The past has faded, and the only person who can keep you warm is yourself.

I am such a person, and I will be good to whoever is good to me. As long as you take me seriously, your business is my business. I won't run errands for you if you make things clear. If you want to make friends, you must be sincere, and you are not the only one who can't play tricks. Don't be insincere. I know who is good to me. If you take me seriously, you don't have to talk. I'm sure I'll be in place I can't make everyone like me.

Give up the pain caused by loss, give up the hatred left by humiliation, give up endless quarrels and give up endless excuses; Give up emotional extravagant hopes, give up the desire for money, give up the greed for power, and give up the entanglement of vanity. Only by giving up those minor, trivial and unrealistic things decisively can your world be sunny and Wan Li clear.