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Send a circle of friends to invite people to eat instant noodles together.

Humorous copy of sending friends to eat instant noodles (I) 1. When I was a child, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.

2. I am really greedy. I'm afraid I won't get fat if I eat instant noodles, pickled peppers and chicken feet at night

I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.

4. When you are old, eating hot pot will cause stomachache, eating instant noodles will cause swollen gums, and eating baked gluten will cause stomachache.

5. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

6. Today, I am confused. Why are instant noodles more delicious on the train than in other places?

7. People have really changed, just like I used to like instant noodles and braise in soy sauce, but now I like hot and sour.

I haven't eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and felt sick and tired in my throat.

9. Eat steamed buns and instant noodles when you are hungry at night. And my brother, I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for nothing.

10. At this time, I stood in front of the kettle, thinking about whether to eat instant noodles. After a long hesitation, another voice in my heart sounded: Boil or soak? I chose the latter.

1 1. When you are hungry, everyone next to you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

12. Do you know? I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles. I have seen myself overeating and eating Haisai after childbirth!

13. In the morning 10, go to the Internet cafe and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. I left the Internet cafe at 1 1 and stood on the colorful streets in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.

14. I brushed my teeth in bed and my mobile phone. As a result, the more you brush, the hungrier you get. I got up and ate instant noodles. I can't eat any more.

15. I hope I won't get fat after eating instant noodles at night.

16. Eating instant noodles after being single for a long time will cause hallucinations.

17. This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. This is the first time I feel that instant noodles are not delicious. I may have grown up.

18. After all, they are husband and wife. He waited for me late after work. He didn't eat in the shop at 7: 30 in the evening. Eat instant noodles with him and share joys and sorrows. Will he go on like this when he is rich?

19. I like to eat instant noodles at midnight. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

20. When I was hungry at night, I ate a small bucket of instant noodles, and then after eating it, my stomach swelled, and I ate Jianweixiaoshi tablets.

Humorous copy of friends circle calling on everyone to eat instant noodles (2)1. I really don't think instant noodles should be served casually on the train. Is there no dining car area on the train? Why can't these places eat instant noodles? You must let people within three meters of Fiona Fang watch you eat.

22. I don't know if it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I had a messy dream at night and didn't sleep well. I almost fainted when I got up this morning, and I have been dizzy now.

23. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just for me!

24. I can't buy a mask at all, eat instant noodles all day, and go out without a mask.

25. Instant noodles have become my daily life now! There is also fragrant milk tea!

26. It's another time to get up with courage. I have no time to eat in the morning, so I can only eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.

27. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

28. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

29. In order to save money for clothes, I eat instant noodles for every meal. Wear contact lenses if your eyes are red and swollen. I don't sleep late at night and waste traffic. Find a sign. What happened to me when I fell in love with you?

30. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which was successfully damaged.

3 1. Add red dates to keep healthy when eating instant noodles. I died after 90.

32. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

34. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles, and I thought it was funny that only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.

Eating instant noodles alone, you think you are suffering alone, but so am I, everyone. This is life.

36. I am starving. I feel that the whole carriage is eating instant noodles. It smells good.

38. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back. Generally, you will have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

39. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

40. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be hard to get rid of. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentences 1 1. Facts have proved that lack of money and love are the most difficult things in this world. ...

Dogs only eat pig manure to satisfy their hunger.

Be careful when you pass by the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat.

For the unborn four-legged gold eater, I may eat the soil voluntarily.

5. Humor about poverty.

6. The beggar shook the bowl at me, and I felt that I was showing off my wealth!

7. Use two words to describe my double 1 1 night, go to bed early.

8. We are all the same age. If you have no money, can you give it to me?

9. The poor don't knit, but the rich beat their stomachs.

10. One bear breaks his waist, but there is no firewood at home.

1 1. Whoever boldly inserts the most beautiful dream into the frozen soil will get the fragrance of the garden.

12. When I was a child, my family had no money, and I always tied a rope behind a plastic bag to fly kites. blue sky

13. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

14. I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

15. I just coughed up a mouthful of phlegm and was ready to vomit, but I was very hungry and swallowed it again.

16. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I lack is my first drop.

17. Look at the gesture of swallowing mountains and rivers when you tear up the express parcel. Not at all like a weak woman who can't even unscrew the bottle cap of mineral water.

18. It's funny to say that the poor are going to eat dirt.

19. I can't solve any problems that need money to solve.

20. Qi Jia said, Oh, I owe Ma 18,000.

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentences 2 2 1. Those who sleep on the floor and burn the kiln eat broken bowls.

I haven't washed my hair for ten years just to eat oil.

23. The rich are afraid that others will know that he has money, while the poor are afraid that others will know that he has no money.

24. There are five people in our family. Put a band-aid on them when they sleep.

25. Autumn has come, and finally there is no need to climb trees and drag leaves to eat.

26. I was so poor that even my mouse moved away crying.

27. I am so hungry that I want to eat octopus balls, spicy hot pot barbecue, Zhou Heiya roasted wings, French fries, hot and sour powder and snail powder.

28. Is money paper? I have been using coins!

29. God doesn't work, and neither does the poor.

30. If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive at all.

3 1. I slapped my wallet hard, that's all, just trying to make it swell.

32. Starting today, don't call me for activities other than eating in 5 yuan. I have no money, I'm going to eat dirt!

33. Can you let me win the prize? There really isn't much money left after spending it. I am too poor to eat.

34. Silk stockings allow women's legs to breathe freely and men's lungs to breathe.

35. I only dare to shit half, but I dare not finish! Fear of hunger.

36. The deformed rice in the village came to me.

37. Without money, the poor only have underpants.

38. What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

39. If the air is cold, the poor will rent the poor.

40. They all said: Let nature take its course. Well, if you have no money, can you settle down? That's hard to move!

A circle of friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humorous sentence 3 4 1. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, so I didn't eat today.

42. The carpenter doesn't have a stool to sit on at home, so he sells oil lady water to comb her hair.

43. What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

44. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

45. The happiest thing is that I found money in my pocket when I was washing clothes. When you look up at your watch in class, there is still one minute left after school. When I woke up while sleeping, I found that the alarm clock would not ring for another hour.

46. The sickle is on the wall and there is no food in the house.

47. I have an echo when I talk into my wallet now!

48. The current situation is: unhappy, not eating well, not sleeping well, wasting youth, being absent-minded, not getting up in the morning, dreaming at night, blurring the present, fearing the future, and being seriously short of money. . .

49. In order to prevent me from double 1 1, I have spent all my money in advance.

50. I usually hide the meat between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it.

5 1. I also want to get rich. So I don't have to worry about money. I also have free time to do what I want.

52. Anything other than money will never be paid off.

The poor man is wearing clothes, but he is worried about charcoal and hopes it is cold.

54. Compared with the failure of losing self, all failures are insignificant.

55. Impulsive price, Double Eleven has a prepaid package of nearly 10, and it will soon be eaten.

56. How to transfer the money in my mind to the bank card online is quite urgent.

57. Just kidding, how can I let you go? It's too late for me to kill you.

58. On rainy days, take a warm food and eat it in one bite.

59. When I grow up, I realize that there is not only a word difference between having money and not having money, but also the treatment they receive is very different.

60. Some people seem to be silent, but in fact they are crying for the final reward.

Friends who are poor enough to eat instant noodles. Humor 4 6 1. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it? Like me ... I'm poor and single!

62. Don't call me arrogant, I refuse to deal with animals!

63. I dare not type with symbols for fear of wasting traffic.

64. wine is empty. The color is empty. Wife goes with people; The money is empty. The gasoline is empty. The mobile phone has no money to charge.

65. We agreed to grow old together, so dye a cream!

66. The mineral water across the street is my distant dream.

67. When will it rain? I want to have a good shampoo.

68. People like me who have no money and status are always looked down upon and feel sorry for themselves. It's so sad.

69. There is no light in the room to watch the moon and no clothes to watch the heat.

70. I caught a rose and thought there would be sincere love. I didn't expect to spend it every day.

7 1. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone and what is a brand-name clothing, luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

72. This is the New Year in China. Let's fart and be a cannon.

73. I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

74. Even if you are poor enough to eat soil, you should eat nutritious soil. This is my last stubbornness.

75. Some people, it doesn't matter to me to die; Some people, I can't let go of them.

76. Only young people are still crying for love, and we adults are only crying for poverty.

77. Look at the weather forecast. It will rain. Touch the washing powder on your face and wait outside.

78. I haven't got up for dinner yet, which is really uncomfortable. Actually, I'm so hungry.

79. Men have neither money nor women. Dogs on the side of the road won't look you in the eye.

80. When the abacus rang, I burst into tears. Afraid of cold and wind, poor and afraid of debt.

Humorous friends who eat instant noodles have 40 commonly used articles.

A humorous circle of friends who eat instant noodles-1. How to eat instant noodles without hot water? Answer: Add some cold water to the instant noodle bucket and heat it in the microwave oven. It's also edible.

This is where I live now. I ate instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly found it difficult to swallow. I think instant noodles are not delicious for the first time. I may have grown up.

Do you think eating instant noodles at night will make the noodles more fragrant and make you feel more beautiful?

I like eating instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

Even coffee has a partner, instant noodles have a partner, and I don't.

6. Eating instant noodles in an air-conditioned room seems to be unable to disperse the flavor. I lost badly, but Hiro was really delicious. I ate bedding noodles this time.

7. I worked with Bowen for more than three hours after work, and I was confused when I dragged her to the convenience store to eat instant noodles after work.

8. It's hard to lose your appetite and swallow every day. I don't like this feeling at all. I don't know if I'm hungry, headache and dizziness. I am listless every day, and my sister's instant noodles are really bad. Makes me look like a normal person. I don't think eating every day is a kind of pain.

9. I can finally eat instant noodles, or the old altar sauerkraut tastes like crying.

10. Movies and popcorn, mutton kebabs and cold beer, instant noodles and sausages, jiaozi and vinegar, I will accompany you. .

1 1. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

12. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.

13. Five dollars of instant noodles! Five dollars! I am too extravagant. Four dollars is not enough to eat instant noodles at night. I must increase 10.

14. I worked all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. Eat instant noodles when you are hungry at night.

15. Advise everyone to have dinner in the evening. Don't wait until midnight to get hungry, and then start to regret after eating a big bowl of instant noodles.

16. Eating instant noodles doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. Drink some wine, it doesn't matter, anyway, no one is distressed. ...

17. I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and tears are falling.

18. While eating instant noodles in a hurry, my roommate looked at his watch and asked him why he ate in such a hurry.

19. What is a perfect match? Jiaozi and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn, instant noodles and ham. Handsome guys and handsome guys have always been together like this.

20. This is my first business trip this year. I'm late, hungry and tired, and I don't want to eat instant noodles yet.

Humorous friend circle copy with dry instant noodles Part II 2 1. The first beauty is gone, and Xiao Qiang's vulgar butterfly shirt makes instant noodles.

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

23. I can eat instant noodles with you and walk in the rain. Even if there is no bread in life, I still have a heart that loves you, but if you get it at all costs, you don't deserve love.

24. When you are hungry, everyone around you is eating instant noodles, and you are really desperate.

God knows how much I want to eat barbecue, crayfish and instant noodles now. But I can only sleep for my weight.

26. I suddenly want to eat instant noodles with eggs and have a glass of sake. I want to eat instant noodles because I'm hungry, and I want to drink a glass of wine because I'm afraid I'll be thirsty after eating instant noodles …

27. I really want to eat spicy strips, spicy, and noodles with sauerkraut. ...

28. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

29. Roommates eat instant noodles, and I eat porridge, cakes, eggs and pears. I am so healthy (hypnotized by myself).

Titanic told me that I would rather eat instant noodles at home than spend that spare money on romance and cruises.

In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

32. When you are poor, you will eat eight flavors even if you eat instant noodles, and you will not repeat it every day.

33. When I came back from work for the first time, I was too tired to move. I ate two bananas. I'm full and don't want to go down. I have the idea of eating instant noodles. It seems that I am really tired recently!

34. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

35. I suddenly have an impulse to eat tea eggs, mustard tuber and instant noodles.

36. The world is so big that it can hold 10,000 kinds of grievances. The world is small, so small that a bowl of instant noodles can warm you up.

37. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a play and sleeping.

38. On the first day of the New Year's Day, two or two goods drank too much wine, so you should bet on eating instant noodles in the public toilet. They scrambled to eat two barrels, regardless of winning or losing. As a result, a guy sitting next to them vomited three or four times and couldn't stand up!

39. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

40. Why do Koreans like instant noodles so much? Eat every episode. I'm hungry after watching a TV series.

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends article 1 1. What is loneliness? It's not that you eat instant noodles in a convenience store late at night, that no one likes your circle of friends, and that you are always single and nobody cares. Loneliness is what you say that no one can understand. So, you stopped talking.

Don't eat countless small oranges and instant noodles after midnight, it will hurt your stomach in the morning.

I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

I worked hard all day today, but I didn't cook anything to eat. I was hungry at night and ate instant noodles.

It turns out that eating instant noodles is the same when you are lonely.

6. I had breakfast yesterday 10, and I ate the remaining piece and a half of pizza. Then I am hungry at 3 o'clock, eat instant noodles and cook noodles at night.

7. When you want to be melodramatic at night, hold back, usually have a midnight snack and tell your instant noodles, fried rice and mutton skewers what you want to say. When they hear too many of your secrets, eat them.

8. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

9. My recent life: playing games, ordering takeout, eating instant noodles, watching a drama and sleeping.

10. Eating instant noodles is the same as eating hot pot. After eating, it smells like this …

1 1. I am so hungry. I watched people on the high-speed rail eat zongzi, steamed stuffed bun, instant noodles, bread and biscuits, but I just wanted to drink water.

12. Xiao Chen finally realized his childhood dream: eating instant noodles three times a day.

13. Baby, can you make my instant noodles? You ask why? First, I want to hit on you; Second, I like instant noodles.

14. I don't know when I got into the habit of eating instant noodles at night 1 1: 30.

15. The canteen in the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

16. Eating conveniently is harmful to my health. .......... told me not to eat instant noodles. No one cooks for me and makes me drink northwest wind.

17. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives you a sense of happiness.

18. When we saw our old classmates, everyone hung up a fake smile and said some pleasantries. We will never stay up reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

19. In the evening, the three of us sat on the sofa and discussed what to eat for dinner. My father urged us to cook. Me: I want to eat instant noodles. My dad: Instant noodles are preservatives and can't be eaten. Me: Dad, who wants to eat instant noodles with me? My dad: Yes.

20. I am often forced to eat instant noodles at noon because I can't eat. Ah, I want to eat a big meal!

Gout eats instant noodles in the middle of the night Copywriter circle of friends 2 2 1. Eating instant noodles in the middle of the night, without a trace of guilt, obviously had dinner. Fallen like me.

22. instant noodles this is a kind of happiness: when you are hungry, when you have no choice but to get difficult syndrome, when you are watching a drama, when you ~

23. Every time I eat instant noodles, I feel like I'm sitting in a sleeper on the train.

24. Why is eating instant noodles late at night more satisfying than barbecue hot pot?

I thought everything was ready, but it suddenly occurred to me that I should buy some packets of instant noodles and pickled mustard tuber, and try to eat instant noodles while typing.

26. Why can I gain weight by eating instant noodles every day? It must be empty.

27. I want to go back to eat instant noodles after drinking. Eating instant noodles is also a means.

28. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

29. No money, no car, no house and no career. Pick up girls and make noodles.

30. I ate a bowl of instant noodles and n snacks at night, and I was so tired that I was about to vomit.

3 1. It's the first time to make a green bullet train. Everyone in the car is crying while eating instant noodles. They ordered dry fried beef river, which was more delicious than box lunch.

32. Get up early tomorrow to eat instant noodles. I really want to eat instant noodles I must eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

33. The truth of life Since you have chosen instant noodles, don't be afraid of being fat and put less seasoning. Fat people taste terrible.

34. I was wondering at that time whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this time, but then I thought that eating barbecue and boiling water on the roadside at this time was simply a happy flight, so the water had already burned.

35. What instant noodles do you eat at night? It's not healthy at all I want to vomit when I smell it!

36. Some people just judge a star according to online rumors, but forget that these articles were written by some people lying down eating instant noodles.

37. On Tanabata, no girl bought a bucket of instant noodles and went home to soak. . .

I really want to have a good figure, but I'm always a little hungry here, so I started to eat instant noodles. It's too difficult for me.

39. It's childish to eat instant noodles to relieve hatred, but I went on.

40. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.