Mildly cursing statements, such as being brain-drained.

[Classic 1]: There are so many weapons in China, but you don’t learn swordsmanship; instead of learning how to use the upper sword, you learn how to use the lower sword; there are so many moves for lowering the sword, but you learn the drunken sword; you don’t learn the iron sword, Go learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the unique skill of martial arts: Drunken Silver Sword! In the end, the state of integration of man and sword is reached - Sword Man

[Classic 2]: It’s the festival, and I’ll give you a couplet:

First couplet: If a tree doesn’t need bark, it will surely die.

Second line: People are shameless and invincible

Hengbiao: People are shameless and invincible

[Classic 3]: I’ll slap you against the wall and knock you off your feet. I can’t take it off!!!

You look very creative and live very courageously. Being ugly is not your intention, it’s God losing his temper.

[Classic 4]: A person is a bitch all his life, a pig is bitch with a knife

Live and die, waste air, waste land and waste RMB at home

[Classic 5]: Look at you with a jade tree facing the wind, handsome and unrestrained, suave, charming and charming. When love blooms, it must be the best among scum and a beast among beasts. And according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. Grandma does not love you and your uncle does not love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole lives as bad motorcycles deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! You tell me, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don’t practice swordsmanship, your practice is despicable! There are so many sword moves, but you choose to learn Drunken Sword. Instead of practicing Golden Sword, practice ****! Finally, he became the Drunken Silver Sword! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? ! ”

The sky is bright and clear, and five colorful stars are shining in the sky. The Supreme Laojun comes to order troops, and everyone welcomes the voice.

The Laojun selects 8 immortals. Huayang The real person was relegated to the human world and continued to cultivate immortality.

The full moon hung in the sky late at night. Li Xuan was determined to cultivate immortality and used his power to bully the magistrate.

Forced Li Xuan into the bridal chamber. Li Xuan would rather die than sleep in the bridal chamber.

It was you who let me know the true meaning of disgust. I have seen the descendants of the second generation of Nervous, how many descendants of the canopy marshal can be fascinated by your hairstyle or fall in love with you, how many relatives of mosquitoes can be attracted by your smell, and how many beggars can be deeply remembered by your clothes. Stay with you, because they know that there are still people who only wear underpants to beg for food. Your athlete's foot is enough to make the earth stop, the river water flows back, and the living people are stink and lack of calcium. Let's talk about your head first: fleas can spend spring and summer in it. In autumn and winter, dandruff is as beautiful as snowflakes. Wherever it falls, there will be an incomparable stench. The flowers and plants will be withered and will not give birth. Your body is as slender as a pregnant cow. Your brain is bigger than my pig. You are half as smart. Your skin is your best protection. It takes half a year to lie in coal.

Your parents are happy because of you, because you are so much like them that you don’t look like they were bought. Child. Your classmate committed suicide because of you.

Your grandma went to find your grandpa who has been away for five years for you. It is your teeth that tell me that dogs and humans are the same ancestors. How many cleaners does it take to clear the sewer clogged with sludge after you take a shower? Ninety-nine of your classmates have died, all of them committing suicide. There is one who did not fall to death and became a victim. Damn it. There are crows and maggots wherever your saliva falls.