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Talking about the Space of Examination

First, after passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: Chinese, Fengyun; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned.

Second, what is so strange about being thin? I used to be thin, but have you ever been fat?

Third, in order to enhance the confidence of senior three students, it is suggested that the majority of 20 12 graduates go back to their alma mater to participate in model association, which is the bottom of senior three students. Please tell each other.

Fourth, don't cheat in the exam, don't be caught cheating, and don't confess if you are caught.

It suddenly occurred to me that the teacher had told a joke. He said that one candidate couldn't do the last big math problem, and there were too many blank places. The teacher who corrected the paper thought the child had an idea and gave him a few points. So he wrote a poem there.

Six, all roads lead to Rome, and my sister and I lead to the examination room!

Seven, every exam is the grandson's question, the son invigilates, and Lao Tzu won't! ! !

Eight, I don't want to I don't want to fail!

9. Can all students who want to take the exam work together?

Ten, the purpose of this exam is to focus on four words!

When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

Twelve, [the purpose of this mid-term exam is four words: focus on participation! ]

Thirteen, every exam is the grandson's question, the son invigilates, and Lao Tzu won't! ! !

People say that a life without failure is an incomplete life. So now, I am weakly excited: my life is complete.

Teacher, don't keep staring at me. If you stare again, I'll charge!

Sixteen, if you are sick during the exam. Depression before the exam, amnesia during the exam. After the exam, my condition began to improve. I had a heart attack when I got the newspaper back.

Seventeen, I wish all the children in the world who will take the exam tomorrow will not fail! !

18. Don't ask for a plenary meeting, but ask for all the questions-the mid-term exam.

Nineteen, the report teacher finished the exam! How about it! Focus on participation!

Jiang Zhishu, Hu Yifei, Gu Li and Gu Yuan, the four great scholars, blessed me to turn over in the mid-term exam.

Twenty-one, universal black downstairs, can you lend me the exam artifact?

Twenty-two, whether to talk or not is your business, and whether to listen or not is my business. My business is none of your business!

I have a headache when I see the exam, and I would rather go to Sichuan for disaster relief.

Holidays are like painless abortion. Has it started? It's over.

Twenty-five, it is illegal to deduct points in the exam. The criminal law stipulates that the act of using others' ignorance to cause losses to others belongs to the crime of fraud.

Twenty-six, now the teacher's common problems, partial protection, penalty copying, corporal punishment of students, indirect exams, sudden questions, massive homework, all kinds.

Twenty-seven, I didn't fail this year! Do not fail!

About the examination space, talk about the encyclopedia of personality phrases.

First, when I was a child, my most feared dream was to find a toilet. My biggest fear is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.

Second, the most fake sentence in the world is, classmate, let me say a few words briefly below.

Third, share the happiness of the future. If you are in trouble, yours is mine, and mine is mine.

Fourth, the school broadcast, class is over, teacher: you have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you are suffering again.

In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine. Boss, change the machine!

6. In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. The college exam was terrible. There is only one week to review, and the exams are all things that I can't do.

Seven, the exam, the focus is on participation.

Eight, all roads lead to Rome, and the sister leads to the examination room!

Nine, I hope the teacher will have a stomachache and squat in the toilet when handing out the test paper! ! ! ! !

Ten, it is against the criminal law to give students extra points in the exam. According to the criminal law, taking advantage of others' ignorance to cause losses to others is a crime of fraud.

Weeding at noon is really hard in class. Take a small broken book and sit all morning.

Twelve, if people are bored, they can take out their nose bubbles to play.

Thirteen, don't fail, I want to; Instead of reviewing, I want to. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!

Fourteen, Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more you score. This is the rule of remembering more.

Fifteen, suddenly thought of a very serious academic question, who let 60 pass?

Sixteen, it seems that we are all at an awkward age, and our children call us uncles and aunts, but we are not convinced.

17. Never cheat in the exam, never get caught cheating, and never confess if caught.

18. It was not my fault that I failed in the exam, but the teacher gave me some questions I didn't know.

Nineteen, reading a book every day, efficiency; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

20. Final menu? Fried dough sticks? Two eggs

Twenty-one, in fact, you should use Alipay to pay tuition fees, and then confirm the payment when the results come out. Depending on the mood, there are good reviews and bad reviews. If you fail, apply for a refund.

Twenty-two, after the exam, I realized a truth: three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are in the position of teachers.

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

Twenty-four, I didn't fail this year! Do not fail!

Twenty-five, my mother said: Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce and you can't look down on it.

26. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.

Twenty-seven, before the exam, the children who studied well said that I went to the exam! I said I would go! The exam is over! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had finished the exam! I said, damn it! It's over! .

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

Twenty-nine, the family is poor and the family is ugly, one meter 49, primary school culture, rural hukou, three tile houses and ten acres of fertile land.

Thirty, the exam is a trivial matter, and the exam has completed a major event.

Thirty-one, very confused. Doing well in the exam is very helpless.

On examination space: the complete set of characteristic phrases

First, when I was a child, my worst dream was that I was looking for a toilet. My biggest fear is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.

Second, the most fake sentence in the world is, classmate, let me say a few words above.

At present, we share weal and woe. If you are in trouble, yours is mine, and mine is mine.

Fourth, the school broadcast, class is over, teacher: you have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you are suffering again.

Fifth, in computer class, a classmate's machine got grades, so he shouted; Boss, change the machine!

6. In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, I did well in the exams. College exams are terrible. As long as you study hard for a week, you will get everything you can't do.

Seven, the exam, the focus is on participation.

Eight, all roads lead to Rome, and the sister leads to the examination room!

Nine, I hope the teacher will have a stomachache and squat in the toilet when handing out the test paper! ! ! ! !

Ten, examination points is a violation of criminal law. The criminal law stipulates that it is a crime of fraud to use others' ignorance to cause losses to others.

Weeding at noon is really hard in class. Take a small broken book and sit all morning.

Twelve, if people are bored, they can take out their nose bubbles to play.

Thirteen, don't fail, I want to; Instead of reviewing, I want to. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!

Beethoven told us that the more you recite, the more points you will get. This is the rule of remembering more.

Fifteen, suddenly thought of a very serious academic performance, who let 60 points pass?

Sixteen years old, it seems that we are all in a difficult age of being called uncle and aunt by our friends, but we are not convinced.

17. Never cheat in the exam, never get caught cheating, and never confess if caught.

It's not my fault that I failed the exam. It was the teacher who gave me some questions that I couldn't understand.

Nineteen, reading a book every day, efficiency; Test a door, strength; Horizontal batch: assault talent!

20. The final result menu? Fried dough sticks? Two eggs

Twenty-one, in fact, tuition fees should be paid by collecting treasures. When the results come out, we will confirm the collection and look at the mood with good comments and bad reviews. If we fail, we will ask for a refund.

Twenty-two, after the exam, I realized a truth: three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are in the position of teachers.

Learning is endless, so I never graduated.

24. I didn't fail the exam in previous years! Do not fail!

Twenty-five, my mother said: Even if you are jealous, you should pretend to drink soy sauce and you can't look down on it.

26. What is a class teacher? It is one person who ruined your friendship, and then your love, and will never let your family go.

Twenty-seven, before the exam, the children who studied well said that I went to the exam! I said I would go! The exam is over! . After the exam, the children who studied well said that I had finished the exam! I said, damn it! It's over! .

I don't know why, but I always feel that the food I eat in class is much more delicious than usual.

Twenty-nine, the family is poor and ugly, one meter 49, primary school civilization, rural hukou, three tile houses and ten acres of fertile land at home.

Thirty, the exam is a big event, and the exam completes the big event.

Thirty-one, very confused. Doing well in the exam is very helpless.

Talking about exams and inspiring.

1, the furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the ends of the earth, but that the answer is in your pocket when you take the exam, but you dare not take it out.

The final exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when it was handed out, I decided to hide my strength.

3, the exam is a person's business, but the score is a matter of seven aunts and eight aunts and a group of people next door, such as Lao Wang.

4. I always feel that I am from England when I take the Chinese exam, and I always feel that I am from China when I take the English exam. Only when I took the math exam did I find myself an alien!

5, the exam is like Sprite, the heart flies before the exam, and it is cool after the exam.

6. Like Big Wolf, he appears as NB every semester and leaves as SB at the end of the semester. After the exam, we will shout: I will study hard next semester.

7, exam rankings, you are ugly in front of you, I am handsome in my freedom.

8. Ideal is the source of strength, the cradle of wisdom, the banner of charge and the sword of cutting thorns.

9. You are my junior. By the end of the term, you can't get too many marks. The red tick warms my heart and wishes me to pass every subject.

10, "What is the widest in the world?" "The scope of the exam."

1 1, the "Ding" exam bell rang, and my mood was very complicated. I just wanted to pass the exam and get my academic performance, but I was afraid that I would not do well in the exam.

12, I studied sacred knowledge, and you actually measured the score, which is simply an academic stain! Vulgar!

13, stop complaining1400 million people can't find a right person, and one of the four options in the exam can't be found.

14. When the person in front of me walks out of the examination room, it means the moment to decide my "fate".

15, don't ask me how the final exam was, I can only say that I was burned.

16, please don't call me by my name during the final exam week, please call me Guo Er!

17, I went to school with a nervous mood to get the report card of the final exam today. As soon as I sat in my seat, Mo Zhiyao said to me, "Li Yao, your Chinese is 92, your math is 89, and your English is the first." What? I'm only 89 in math! I asked, "What's your score in three subjects?" Mo Zhiyao said, "I have 75 Chinese, 5 math and 5 English." What? Mo Zhiyao is taller than Kobe, so I'm not so bad!

18, when I find that I can't finish all the questions in the remaining time, I will sweat.

19. If I pass the final exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.

For heaven's sake, with thick soil as evidence, the grass people are willing to pass all the final exams with 20 Jin of meat on them.

2 1, examination room scenery, thousands of miles of letters floating, Wan Li glance; Looking inside and outside the examination room, it's wonderful, whispering, better gestures, and everyone is taller than anyone else; Be worthy of the pride of the times, cheat in exams and make new moves; The past is the past, counting cheating experts, but also looking at the present.

22. "If the mid-term grade slaps you, the final exam slaps you." "Are you sure the final exam didn't sting you?"

23. After taking so many final exams, why not have an anniversary celebration? For example, if you score 40 points, you will score 20 points; If you have passed two exams, you will take one; Take two courses and you'll be exempted from the exam or something.

When I got zero in the exam, I shouted, "God, what did I do wrong?" My deskmate replied coldly, "You did it all wrong."

25. If you study, you will study. Why are you still taking exams? How can there be no trust between people?

26. "Why should I hand in a blank sheet of paper for the history exam?" "Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history."

27. Every time the teacher says, "Please put something irrelevant to the final exam on the podium." I really want to put myself on the podium. ...

28. The final exam is like visiting the former residence of the Blue Ocean, twice a year, and every time you have a new feeling.

29. Jobs died when the iphone5 was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to be held, and Paul died when Fast and furious 7 was about to be released. The final exam is coming, so take care of yourself!

30. The exam is blank, and everyone is the first in the grade. Why do we have to kill each other?

3 1. As soon as I saw the test paper, I was in a daze. Hey, how come I haven't seen a few questions!

32. "Have you ever been sneaking around with boys?" "Cheating in the exam, that's scary, oh, lie down!"

33. There are choices everywhere in life. When you walk into the supermarket, you can't buy all the goods in the face of so many dazzling things. You always choose according to what you want. When you are faced with the choice of your lover and family, it is always difficult to choose, because there is no right or wrong question and there is no answer at all, because no matter which one you choose, you will regret it; When you face an exam, you must think twice before you act.

34. We all sleep in class, skip class after class, and die in the final exam.

35. I want to be a master when I start school, but I don't want to study in the final exam.