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1. If you have the power to show off to me, I have the power to kill you.

2. With the love in your mouth, get out of my world.

3. I fall in love with the bed, but when the alarm clock gets angry, it always separates me from the bed.

4. Don’t talk to me about growing old together, because my sister will always have black hair.

5. Never explain yourself to anyone, people who believe in you don’t need it. For those who don’t believe you, your words are in vain.

6. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love.

7. No matter how wide or far the road is, it is safe as long as you hold it.

8. Even if I can’t see you, my heart won’t hurt.

9. Walking with time is unforgettable.

10. I can only love you for a lifetime, but I cannot love you for a while.

11. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is that you must have a brain.

12. I am not a frivolous person, so how can I be worthy of your unprecedented love of the new and dislike of the old?

13. Today, I love you for your husband during the day, and your husband loves you for me at night.

14. If you are good, you will be jealous; if you are not, you will be looked down upon. If you are more open-minded, people will say you are coquettish; if you are more conservative, they will say you are pretending.

15. What others think of you has nothing to do with you. How you want to live has nothing to do with others.

16. There are some things that we know are wrong, but we still have to persist because we are unwilling to do so.

17. In fact, I haven’t changed, I just learned to treat you the same way you treat me!

18. Believing in you is giving you a chance to lie to me.

19. A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.

20. I will never say again what I have said, never redo what I have done wrong, and never love again the people I have loved.

21. Without you, even if I give up the world, I still have nothing to forgive.

22. I can pick it up and put it down, and I am not ashamed to speak loudly.

23. Meeting each other is either too late or too early.

24. If you can’t fight her away or scold her, this is fucking love.

25. If you like me, don’t tell me anything unrealistic. If you don’t like me, you can leave.

26. You shine when I love you. If I don’t love you, you are nothing.

27. Don’t say sorry to me, because I’m not sure I can smile and say it’s okay to you.

28. Don’t compare other people’s lives with yours. You don’t know what others have experienced.

29. You have to live like a madman to forget life. Give us a bump.

30. Do you think it will make me uncomfortable if you do this? I can only tell you that I just forget.

31. I am just used to having you, not that I am indispensable without you.

32. Being too rational is not called youth.

33. You are not with me now, and you don’t need to appear in front of me in the future.

34. If you try to attack your sister, my brother-in-law will beat me.

35. Staying together is like farting in my head.

36. The seven red lights of lessons illuminate my future.

37. Be cruel yet innocent, be domineering yet lovely.

38. You are no match for me when it comes to scheming!

39. Only if we don’t get entangled with each other can we live a good life.

40. Saonian, I love you with everything I have and more.

41. Don’t say I have changed, it’s all thanks to you.

42. Don’t think that I can’t survive if I lose you.

43. Rumors are like body odor. Once it gets stained, it cannot be wiped off.

44. I don’t ask for love from you, but you will never be allowed to betray me.

45. I don’t care about the right or wrong choice, let alone who I am with.

46. If you don’t leave, I will not abandon you. If I don’t leave, you are not allowed to leave first.

47. As long as you remember me, I don’t mind if the whole world forgets me.

48. I like to think wildly but never have extravagant hopes.

49. There are not many people I love, you are the only one, and one is enough.

50. My heart is mine, I just put it with you temporarily. Don’t forget, you have no right to hurt it. Super cool and personalized signature

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1. Please, bring your high-profile love and get out of my sight.

2. What is love? Can it be eaten or drunk? Without it, will we die again?

3. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone’s madness.

4. I couldn’t change in the past, but I don’t want to change now.

5. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although my actions are slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?

6. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.

7. No one can tell me to lose, unless I don’t want to win.

8. No one will pamper you like a treasure. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.

9. It’s not like I can’t do it alone. I’ve always been so strong that no one needs to worry about me.

10. The wind will throw you into the sea of ????people. It has nothing to do with you from now on. I will let myself out.

11. Only you have the right to hurt me in this world, and that right is given by me.

12. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

13. I am willing to do anything, but I am not willing to love you.

14. Don’t be obsessed with sister, she will make your nose bleed.

15. I can’t give you the whole world. But my world is all for you!

16. From now on, I want to make you all like me.

17. There are only three words, who will accompany me and walk together.

18. My heart is a tomb, and no one who is afraid of death can be the protagonist.

19. If you are not me, it is best not to interpret my life with your own understanding.

20. I don’t deserve your love, and you don’t deserve my love even more.

21. There is no loser in the world, unless you don’t want to win.

22. Don’t think that you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing at all.

23. Secret love will one day become clear love.

24. Promises are bullshit and only crazy people believe them.

25. I can’t stand my man having another confidante, I’m just so selfish.

26. I am rich, but it does not mean that I am a wealthy person.

27. There is only one me in the world, so you must take good care of me.

28. Embrace the only you in this world, hopelessly firm.

29. Exchange a moment for one that lasts forever, exchange now for your future.

30. As a rainbow, the whole sky should shine after the rain.

31. People who like you want your present; people who love you also want your future.

32. When the time comes, we will hold hands openly.

33. Spend time with someone you don’t like every day. Would you like to?

34. I happen to have itchy hands, but you deserve a beating anyway!

35. My love, even if it is cheap, will not give you a discount.

36. Give up loving you and continue to look for good people who can discover me.

37. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s mouth.

38. I don’t want to owe you anything. I have collected all the cold water you poured on me. After boiling it, I will pour it back to you.

39. I can love vigorously, or I can leave simply, but it all depends on you.

40. If you don’t tell, you won’t understand. This is the distance. I've said it, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.

41. With me, you don’t need anything. No matter how wild your heart is, you know how to refuse.

42. Although I don’t have a love worth envying, I do have friendships that make me proud.

43. Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don’t be too nice to me, I will be proud.

44. At this age, it is too early to say love. At this age, it is too early to say forever.

45. No matter if I am abandoned by the whole world, I still have myself and I love myself.

46. If you think I am easy to deceive, then please continue and I will watch your performance.

47. Always be a first-rate version of yourself, and never be a (MEI) second-rate version of others.

48. I'm in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I'm done.

49. Life is so short, why should you let unimportant people affect your important mood?

50. No one loves me, but I love myself. No one loves me, but I love myself. The coolest personalized signatures in 2019

1. Advertising is to tell others that their money can be spent this way.

2. I just miss you who never belonged to me.

3. Commitments are like farts, earth-shattering at the time but pale and feeble afterwards.

4. I never gave up loving you, it just changed from strong to quiet.

5. Smart people are all unmarried, and it is difficult for married people to become smart again.

6. Please don’t use your second mouth to seduce my third leg.

7. The you many years from now will definitely thank you for your hard work now.

8. When I graduate, I must let my class teacher see my domineering style.

9. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is still false, and no matter how miserable the ending is, it is still true.

10. After only ten minutes of homework, Mr. Mobile became angry and I coaxed him for two hours.

11. You can’t be found on Baidu, but you are definitely found on Sogou.

12. Do you feel like you are jumping around when you are logging in on QQ?

13. If you still don’t believe me, I’ll try another one: I’ll drown you with my saliva.

14. If he loves you, there is no need to please him. If he doesn't love it, there's no need.

15. When we were young, we used toys as friends. When we grow up, our friends use us as toys.

16. I am afraid of the dark, but I fall in love with the night; I am afraid of pain, but I leave myself scarred.

17. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time.

18. I am destroying you on behalf of the moon! All right. I will kill you on behalf of the stars!

19. Instead of being a returnee without a destination, it is better to be a passenger with dreams.

20. Do all the bad things you can do while you are young. There are only a few years left.

21. If you hate me, then you are the loser, not me.

22. The worst thing is gossip, and the worst thing is being alone.

23. I also have a heart that is unwilling to lag behind. Really, it’s just that the bad luck is too dazzling!

24. Every time the teacher drags the class, I feel like I want to kill him!

25. Only memories are left to show off, even if they are just talking.

26. Only living domineeringly is the way to victory.

27. It’s Chinese Valentine’s Day, and the most romantic thing is for couples to get caught in the rain on the street.

28. I would rather be misunderstood than forcefully explain.

29. In this earth where men are becoming more and more effeminate, women can only become stronger and stronger.

30. There is only one look back, but you have fallen into the ditch.

31. I don’t understand music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

32. What you pick up before going to bed every day is your mobile phone, and what you pick up when you wake up is still your mobile phone.

33. I lost my sleep. I couldn’t fall asleep at night and couldn’t wake up during the day.

34. No swimming pool is complete without bikini beauties.

35. When girls run, their breasts automatically adjust to vibration mode.

36. Puppy love is not terrible now. What is terrible is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.

37. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my heart.

38. Many people are saying: You understand. I want to say: I don’t understand.

39. I am my son’s passport, and my son is my epitaph.

40. Let us be the companions of the mortal world and laugh vigorously.

41. Tell me who turned the first page of your own, and then gradually deleted it from the first page.

42. God never complains about people’s ignorance, but people complain about God’s injustice.

43. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard print fashion and sex appeal.

44. Mathematics has tortured me thousands of times, but I treat mathematics like my first love.

45. Others have a background, but I only have a back view.

46. Your mother must have adjusted it to a random state when she gave birth to you.

47. We attach great importance to the fact that smoking is harmful to health, but without smoking it affects stability.

48. Please don’t call me otaku, please call me Madame Curie.

49. Teacher, just tell the parent you like directly and don’t hold parent-teacher meetings all the time.

50. Life looks like flour. In fact, you can’t do too much, otherwise there won’t be enough flour.

51. If the love lasts for a long time, it is not too late to have sex later!

52. It’s something like performance ranking. You are ugly, you are ranked first, I am handsome, I am free.

53. Who doesn’t have to wait for me to make a comeback?

54. Everyone has a problem. The more they like someone, the more they like to bully them.

55. I am like a rabbit holding a carrot, not knowing which pit to jump to.

56. I don’t understand, why do women kill each other for men?

57. I have spread out my summer homework on the balcony. You can take care of it yourself during the typhoon.

58. Only when you reach the point of cramps in reading can your thinking be as good as diabetes insipidus.

59. I want to be your heart. If I don’t beat it, you will die.

60. Ai Jia is combing her hair, so don’t make any trouble.

61. The senior sister started the domineering mode, and she was startled and slightly corrupted every step of the way.

62. Not every red wolf will find a beaten gray wolf.

63. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare.

64. If you don’t have love for me, then please allow me to silently watch your happiness.

65. Some things change forever once you turn around. Even if you want to redeem them, it’s too late.

66. Distance does not produce beauty, but money.

67. If something happens, keep it to yourself. Don’t let others suffer with you.

68. Who agreed with you to start school! Do you have proof that we have summer vacation?

69. You are frustrated because you are always comparing yourself to others.

70. I also want to be an outstanding young man, but life has turned my brother B into a gangster.

71. Since you say I am a scourge, then let me be a scourge for thousands of years!

72. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

73. Legend has it that there is a kind of flower in the world called the happiness flower.

74. If you really can’t bear it, I will rape you my rag doll.

75. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

76. Treat love as a luxury. It is best to have it, but you can live without it.

77. I am so good that even my breasts think I am A.

78. If you love her, you must cherish her, protect her, and don’t let her get hurt in any way.

79. I feel so safe with you; why; you look good at warding off evil spirits.

80. Girls can’t be too thin, otherwise Cupid won’t be able to help you.

81. When your brain is flooded, what kind of fish do you usually put in it?

82. The girls’ restroom is actually a multiplayer dungeon and cannot be entered without a group. Super cool personalized signature

1. A real show-off, dare to face your thin skin.

2. Liking you is my own business and has nothing to do with you. You don’t have to care.

3. Those who laugh at me, please brush your teeth white first.

4. To raise a glass to relieve your sorrow and make it worse, why not come to the Yellow Crane Tower.

5. If you look down on me now, don’t beg me in a few years.

6. I am noble and single, just waiting to fall in love with you and get married.

7. Hate thoroughly, don’t be so superficial.

8. I was not born to hurt you. You will die when I am strong.

9. When we get married, we will have a ring tattooed on our finger. Whoever gets divorced first will have his finger chopped off.

10. Don’t show off in front of me like you’re worth 2,500,000 to 80,000 yuan!

11. My dear, it was your loveliness that made me learn to give up.

12. I feel sorry for you that you missed me.

13. Emotions are developed in bed.

14. If love is not crazy, it is not love.

15. If they are all water, why bother pretending to be alcohol? If they are all perverts, why bother pretending to be sheep!

16. "Go away" is just one word. I only say it once, just for fear that the people who heard it will not disappear.

17. One day, I will wear a wedding dress to attend your funeral.

18. Stay away from me, I have no partner, I have a husband

19. My personality, my temper, I decide.

20. Get out of here, labor and management don’t care about you.

21. Don’t look at my face, think of yourself as a palette.

22. It is not terrible to receive sympathy, only those who cannot even get sympathy are miserable.

23. If you have something to do, go directly to the topic. Don’t use your ignorance to challenge my blacklist.

24. My strengths: courage to admit mistakes; weaknesses: determined not to change.

25. If you don’t feel anything, don’t give me the wrong impression.

26. Once you get out, don’t come back. I’m not a rag collector.

27. Indecisiveness is a woman’s biggest failure.

28. Take your woman and get away.

29. Not a good person, not sweet-talking, ugly-looking, and has no money.

30. Those who hurt me, I will make you suffer more than death.

31. Sister, I have lost and been injured, but have I ever been afraid?

32. Women take away your disguise.

33. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why should you fall in love with a piece of grass unrequitedly?

34. Attitude determines everything, and strength defends dignity. People must withstand temptation and loneliness.

35. In fact, people who are lovelorn are the most glorious!

36. Loving you is faith or remembrance.

37. I love you, I fucking love you. What's wrong!

38. Don’t try to seduce me. My heart is full.

39. Stick to my persistence, stick to my stubbornness.

40. I don’t need to stay with someone until I grow old.

41. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua University, but the teacher is ignorant.

42. My lazy smile is an elegance you don’t understand.

43. In my world, it’s not your turn to dictate.

44. Contempt love with a proud attitude.

45. You are not qualified to fall in love with me.

Sorry, go find your mistress!

46. Cousin, take care of your husband and don’t let him bite anyone again.

47. I never kidnap anyone in the name of love.

48. The more capable a person is, the less temper he has.

49. Don’t always treat me as your mother. I have no obligation to educate you.

50. No matter how ragged the underwear is, it’s still sexy, but if the relationship is deep, it’s bullshit.