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My nickname composition
My nickname composition 1 My name is Zhu Qi. Because of this surname and first name, my former classmates gave me many nicknames, such as Zhuge Liang, Pig's Foot, Zhu Chongba, Judy and so on. How ugly! At first, I was very angry and wished I could change my name, but after a long time, I didn't care much, because there was a saying that supported me: Go your own way, do your own thing and let them call you.
I used to forget my real name in class. Hearing a shout: "Zhu Qi, come here" is even stranger than seeing an extinct animal, because everyone used to call me by my nickname, and I was always careless, broad-minded and fat, and I felt that my grades were not bad. The "Student Code" clearly stipulates that students can't be nicknamed, but students are still sneaking around ... What do you do when you listen to the question "Zhu Zhu"? Coming, I respond. No sooner had I finished than I heard "Zhu Ti" and another classmate shouted, "How about a game of chess?" "No problem." "Zhuge Liang" help me explain "Do my best to die." Okay? ""Come on! " I answered happily ... Later, my father told me many historical stories: among them, there were many celebrities named Zhu, such as Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhuge Liang (homophonic), and the son of Zhu De, commander-in-chief of our Red Army, was called Zhu Qi; There are many celebrities with my surname, hehe ... At this time, I have begun to thank my father for giving me a good name, and I am particularly proud.
Now, my funny nickname has not only brought me trouble, but also made me know many new friends, and my popularity is particularly good, especially popular with everyone. I like the nickname given to me by my name.
My nickname composition 2 My nickname really makes me complain bitterly, and I really want him to stay away from me.
My name is Liu Liming, and I have two nicknames, one is Lao Liu and the other is Xiao Liu Zi. Say "Lao Liu" first. It turns out that Liu Zichen and I are sitting at the same table. We are both surnamed Liu. I am older than Liu Zichen, so my nickname is "Lao Liu". But Liu Zichen still calls me "Xiao Liu". Gradually, the students felt that "Xiao Liu" was not easy to call, so they changed it to "Lao Liu". After that, "disaster" came. Sometimes Liu Zichen was asked to jump rope, but I ran away. They said, "Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go." Similarly, someone told me that this "old Liu" punched in the game, but another "old Liu" went. This really worries me. When can I get rid of the nickname "Lao Liu"?
It's time to talk about the nickname "Liuzi". This nickname is more popular among girls in our class, followed by my cousin and cousin. This nickname was given to me by my classmate Tang Yujie when I was cleaning for the last time in Grade Three. After that, I was miserable. Whenever a girl comes to me, she is called "Liu Zi" and "Liu Zi". God, I became a hotline. It's even more annoying at my cousin's. Once, my cousin called me. As soon as he answered the phone, I heard him shout, "Liu Zi, come to my house for dinner!" " "I was so angry that I snapped my cell phone off.
Liu Zi! Someone called me again. I have to go first. Alas! This annoying nickname.
My nickname composition 3 The nickname "Handsome Man" seems to have replaced my name. It often rings in my ears and has become a part of my life.
The intimate name of "handsome boy" has brought me closer to my friends. Sometimes, I forget the name of a friend I have only met once, but as soon as I mention his nickname, I can recall it immediately. This is very interesting and makes our class full of laughter. In summer, I go to the river to catch fish with my classmates from time to time. In winter, I made an appointment with my classmates to have a snowball fight and make a snowman on the vast grassland. Later, I was soaked to the skin and had to be beaten by my parents. There are so many such examples that my classmates call me handsome.
You may not know my name in a fog. Come on! I often wear boys' clothes and cut boys' hairstyles. When I was in fifth grade, the teacher asked us to write the nicknames of our classmates. Half of my classmates wrote to me at that time. After reading a few articles, I suddenly became speechless. I am the boy in their works! I don't really exist now, I can reach it at my fingertips. After this incident, my image of a handsome man in the eyes of my classmates has been further confirmed. As a result, when I mentioned the man's question, my classmates all looked at me and snickered. Some people will come to my desk after class. Handsome long, handsome short. This makes me feel embarrassed.
Alas, I love and hate this nickname, but its popularity is deeply imprinted in my mind. Because he makes my primary school life colorful. "Handsome man", what a distinctive nickname!
My nickname composition 4 Hi! I'm sunshine boy kangaroo! Oh, no, I call it a bag! Oh, what a mess. Actually, kangaroo and bag are my nicknames. These nicknames make me happy and worried!
From the first grade, when I introduced my name as "Dai", the whole class was like a frying pan. After class, when we were all introducing each other, a classmate said, "Kangaroo, make friends!" " He is very lucky this time. If I am brave, I will give him a gift: two fists. Soon, that smelly boy Huang Haozhe greeted him hypocritically, and I glared at him angrily.
Now, I have always been the "head" of our group. I talk a lot and I'm fierce. Especially when sweeping the floor, they dare to turn around under it. Sorry, I found it, but it's not good. Later, team members got together and gave me a nickname. Having said that, there is only one "bag" left! From then on, regardless of my mood, they called "Bao" and "Bao" as soon as they met.
Finally, a happy thing made me tolerate all nicknames.
One day, I went down to play, and a partner called me, "Kangaroo, let's play" Two mad dogs sing green willows "!" "good!" Passers-by are surprised that someone is called "kangaroo"! So, I spent a lot of effort to explain it and half a century to imitate it. What a bother!
This is my nickname.
My nickname composition 5 Since I changed my teeth in kindergarten, my front teeth have been particularly prominent. When I was in kindergarten, no one would pay attention to my teeth, because children would not care about such things.
But after primary school, they are often laughed at, and it is even more tragic in senior grades. I am often nicknamed by my classmates. My nickname is "Bunny" most often, and it drives me crazy every day. When I get home, I have to put up with being called Sister Rabbit. You can't hit people at school, but you can hit people at home at any time. That's why Brother Watermelon always calls me Sister Rabbit because he needs a beating. As long as he says it once, I'll hit him once. Therefore, when watermelon writes a composition, he always says that I hit him, and he doesn't want to think that he is blind. He keeps calling others nicknames and will be beaten. Besides, his front teeth are not small, but they are no more prominent than mine.
My teeth may be hereditary. My cousin's front teeth are big, and my cousin has corrected them, but they are only half done. Before I changed my teeth, my teeth were very neat. I didn't expect them to become like this later. If my teeth were like when I was a child, I wouldn't be nicknamed by others. The only advantage is that I can use this as an excuse to hit watermelon elder brother.
Because I couldn't stand it, I corrected it. It will cost a lot of money to correct it. The most frightening thing is tooth extraction, which always involves pulling out three premolars. It doesn't hurt to pull out a tooth, but it hurts to have an anesthetic needle.
Two hours after the injection, the efficacy failed. Wear braces after pulling out two premolars in the upper row. Eating will hurt in a day or two, but it will not hurt in a few days.
The only thing you can't eat is chewing gum, because it will stick to utensils. Brushing your teeth is also very troublesome. You need to use three kinds of toothbrushes.
Two years later, Brother Watermelon can't laugh at me, but his head can't shrink. The nickname watermelon elder brother will follow him all his life. Then it was his turn to hit me.
My nickname composition 6 Speaking of nicknames, everyone knows them. Just say me! My last name is Zhou, but everyone calls me Aunt Zhou. Now someone has named me Aunt Zhou A. Of course, don't laugh at me yet. Look at the nicknames of those people in our class first!
Look! Pan Yuxin, whose academic performance is the best in our class, is nicknamed Pan Gorilla. Mid-team leader Liao Dongying, nicknamed Liao Ant; Supervise gang Mao, nicknamed caterpillar; English class represents Hong, nicknamed Flood; Luo Runzhi has many nicknames, such as dried radish, Lauren Lun, diced radish and diced radish. Dong Jiayi, the representative of art class, has a nice nickname; Sports Commissioner Cai Xiao, nicknamed Chinese cabbage or black sigh; The top two students with the worst academic performance are nicknamed low weak, which means low weak.
There was a storm about nicknames in our class, and the teacher didn't allow us to scream any more, but ...
"Aunt Zhou, I'm here to recite the text."
"Gorilla Pan, is there anything delicious today?"
"Dried radish, did you throw away your schoolbag again?"
"Great, I'll draw it for you."
"Caterpillar, borrow fifty cents."
Everyone simply forgets other people's real names and calls them nicknames. I forgot the teacher's imperial edict.
Alas! I don't know when this storm will stop.
My nickname composition 7 I have many nicknames, but my favorite is "Little Witch".
This nickname may not sound good, but as long as you listen to the origin of my nickname, you will think I am very powerful.
The nickname "Little Witch" has been with me for five years, and its "birth" has to start from the Sunday when I was four years old. At that time, my mother's friend got married and was going to have a baby. Her husband asked me a question. He asked me, "Sophia Kao, do you think my wife gave birth to a little boy or a little girl?" "Little girl!" I said confidently, because I thought to myself: how interesting it would be if there were only girls in the world! As a result, more than a month later, they really gave birth to a pink little girl. Her husband wants to have a boy, and he said he would bet on me. Now I win. He not only nicknamed me "Little Witch", but also invited me to eat a meal!
Later, I guessed a lot of things and got them right. My nickname is becoming more and more famous.
Now I also understand that some nicknames are well-meaning and some are malicious, and mine is the former. I also hope that my nickname can bring happiness to more people!
My Nickname Composition 8 Almost all the students in our class have nicknames. Of course, so do I. ..
I have a nickname "Little Snail". Because I am a slow-witted person, I move slowly. On that spring outing, during the lunch break, we sat on our plastic blankets in groups, and everyone happily "ate and swam". I just ate a chicken wing and half a bottle of milk. I only ate a potato chip, so the teacher blew the whistle and asked everyone to gather in groups. I quickly cleaned up. The bag hasn't been zipped yet, and the team leader is already pulling the plastic blanket. I accidentally spilled all my unfinished milk. I quickly took out the spare rag and dried the plastic blanket. At this time, the whole class lined up and waited for us. I have to keep others waiting for me because of my slow action. When they were in a hurry, they said I was as slow as a snail, so I got the nickname "Little Snail". Sometimes when I am anxious, my parents will call me a snail.
I also have several nicknames related to obesity, chubby girl, chubby, chubby pig and DuDu pig. Because I am fat, but not as fat as pigs in vegetable markets or pig farms.
Some people say I'm cute, so call me cute pig.
I like some nicknames here and I don't like some nicknames. For example, I like to praise my nickname, and I don't like to scold my nickname. Actually, it's good to have a nickname.
How about calling me "pencil"?
I don't know why nicknames have become popular among my classmates recently. What's more, my old rival Zhou Lingyun not only gave me a nickname, but also publicized it in the whole class, which really pissed me off!
This nickname is "pencil", which means pencil. Just because the front part of "pencil" is similar to the pronunciation of "pan", Zhou Lingyun and some of her partners use this homonym to call me. Students get used to it after listening to it, and some even learn to call me "pencil".
The whole incident was caused by an English class: that day, when we were studying the lesson "Where is my pencil"-when learning words, Zhou Lingyun simply said, "Pencil? Pan Wei? " The whole class was silent at first, and then the pot exploded. There was chaos, and laughter almost made me deaf. After this class, a close friend of mine called me together: "pencil!" Pencil! Let's play together! " When the bell rang, Zhou Lingyun proudly said to me, "Pencil, class is over. Come on, don't be like a slow snail!" " "Even in class, some students will poke me behind my back and say," Pencil, borrow a pen! " "After listening to these puzzling words, I blush with shame.
When I got home that day, I told my mother about the nickname incident. My mother didn't react so violently, but patiently enlightened me: "Pan Yewei, what do you say pencils are for?"
"For writing, of course!" I answered.
"Yes, pencils have contributed a lot to mankind." Mom smiled and said, "Didn't the classmates call you' pencil' to say that you have made great contributions to the class?"
After listening to my mother, I still don't understand. In the afternoon at school, I met Zhou Lingyun, who was talking about my promotion. I pulled her over at once, moved my mother's list like a gourd painting gourd ladle and told him.
She heard one leng one leng, after a long time, she suddenly said:
"Then I will call you' pencil' more."
Alas, I was drunk, too. The other person shook his hair and turned around proudly. ...
My nickname composition 10 has been on long vacation. I stayed at home, not to mention, and even took an online class. My life was completely disrupted and my identity was diversified.
Please call me a fan of Ming history.
Facing the crisis of going out, doing nothing all day. Finish your homework, don't know what to do, play games? Impossible; Watch TV? Mom won't let me; Writing, no motivation; Painting, limited skills. The standard of lazy people like me is reading, and the books I fell in love with recently are those things in the Ming Dynasty. As soon as I picked up this book, I fell deeply into it. I hate Yan Song, Yan Shifan and my son in the book, and I admire Wang Shouren very much. I'm a complete fan of Ming history.
I watch Ming history at home, and I'm going crazy.
Please call me "nail paranoia"
Since studying at home, the usage rate of "Nail" software has reached its peak, which is popular all over the country. Almost all the students are dominated by the nailed instructions, for fear of missing any homework, or not handing it in on time, and I am forced out of paranoia by Mo Ling. When the Chinese teacher arranges homework a little later, I will always be waiting for homework, and I always feel that the nail bell has been calling in my ear. As soon as I hear the "ding-ding" sound, I will rush to the tablet in a conditioned way.
Every day you nail your homework, every day you nail your paranoia.
Please call me "Fine-tuning Master"
Recently, the teacher especially likes to let us record video reading assignments. It is human nature to love beauty, so the longest time I spent in this assignment was to adjust the lights and angles. This is not a trick I have practiced. The desk lamp turns white, the curtains don't turn black, and the brightness is best adjusted to medium.
Love beauty for a day, love beauty for a lifetime, fine-tune it for a day, fine-tune it for a lifetime.
Please call me a "dieter"
In order to keep fit, I made a series of weight-loss plans: no snacks, running for ten minutes, jumping 500 times (high jump), lifting my legs for one minute in five groups, and doing one hundred sit-ups. Healthy exercise has kept me from gaining a pound in the new year.
Shut up and do some exercise during the Chinese New Year.
Generally speaking, I spent a very homely, healthy, wonderful and diverse year.
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