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What are the sentences that satirize yourself for doing nothing?
1, draw water with a sieve
2. Blind people fight mosquitoes-in vain.
3, blind light-waste wax (metaphor in vain. Still in vain, useless)
4, fishing for the moon from the bottom of the water-in vain (metaphor spent a lot of thought, no effect)
5, ducks hatch chickens-in vain-fishing for the moon in the sea-in vain.
6, meat buns hit the dog-throwing things in vain (metaphor for paying the price in vain, no effect)
7, standing on the river bank to catch the moon-useless.
8, the son does not adopt a mother-a white pain.
9. Telling stories to the deaf-in vain
10, the tortoise will ride the phoenix back-daydreaming.
1 1, there is no ticket by car-it's useless.
12, there is no water in the pot-waste (burning)
13, looking for the moon in the sea-in vain
14, watering the roots of dead trees-in vain "
15, advise cattle not to eat grass-wasting your breath.
16, fishing for the moon in water-in vain
17, pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain
18, playing lanterns during the day-useless.
19, fried leeks and onions-useless
20. Dai Xiao, the owner of Huang Cheng-running in vain (robe)
2 1, catching sparrows on the wall-in vain; In vain; waste of money
22, uploading onions on the road-in vain; In vain; waste of money
23. Bring a bowl to grab a ready-made meal-eat it for free.
24. When monks don't ring the bell-eat for free.
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