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What are the sentences that satirize yourself for doing nothing?

White satirizes his own words:

1, draw water with a sieve

2. Blind people fight mosquitoes-in vain.

3, blind light-waste wax (metaphor in vain. Still in vain, useless)

4, fishing for the moon from the bottom of the water-in vain (metaphor spent a lot of thought, no effect)

5, ducks hatch chickens-in vain-fishing for the moon in the sea-in vain.

6, meat buns hit the dog-throwing things in vain (metaphor for paying the price in vain, no effect)

7, standing on the river bank to catch the moon-useless.

8, the son does not adopt a mother-a white pain.

9. Telling stories to the deaf-in vain

10, the tortoise will ride the phoenix back-daydreaming.

1 1, there is no ticket by car-it's useless.

12, there is no water in the pot-waste (burning)

13, looking for the moon in the sea-in vain

14, watering the roots of dead trees-in vain "

15, advise cattle not to eat grass-wasting your breath.

16, fishing for the moon in water-in vain

17, pecking rice according to the head of a chicken-in vain

18, playing lanterns during the day-useless.

19, fried leeks and onions-useless

20. Dai Xiao, the owner of Huang Cheng-running in vain (robe)

2 1, catching sparrows on the wall-in vain; In vain; waste of money

22, uploading onions on the road-in vain; In vain; waste of money

23. Bring a bowl to grab a ready-made meal-eat it for free.

24. When monks don't ring the bell-eat for free.