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How to send a circle of friends in this heat?

1. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.

3. The weather is hot, I feel irritable and hot, and I really want to drink carbonated drinks ~

4. The practice dropped all over the floor and evaporated immediately.

5. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water!

6. God, you should let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

7. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. Really eager to unload the goods early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!

8. The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!

9. The weather is as hot as a steamer, and there is no wind at all. The crops in the field hang their heads and have no spirit. Cicada kept chirping in the trees, and frogs croaked one after another in the pond, as if unwilling to lag behind.

10. If this continues, it won't be a broken wing, the wing has melted!

1 1. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

12. Long hair and waist are already very hot!

13. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs and turned into a chicken when I got home.

14. It's hot recently and I feel irritable. Eating an ice cream will reduce the fire.

15. It's very hot here today. Be agitated.

16. In this weather, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and the barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!

17. It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

18. the sky is dry and the things are dry. Beware of fire and candles, fidgety and stay away from strangers!

19. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. The police uncle berated me, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?

20. The hot sunset outside the tenth window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the original zone.

2 1. Summer is coming, conditioning the spleen and stomach; Suffer hardships and taste early, and summer is peaceful and healthy; The temperature rises, and it is humid and hot in summer; Rock candy bird's nest, make up for fatigue; Chinese yam and barley, boiled into porridge; Spleen and stomach, the effect is remarkable.