How to scold the thief who stole the mobile phone? More classic words

You must be the best of scum, the beast of beasts. Look, your little face is nothing like a pig!

Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; The people are invincible and you can't even buckle up when they fan you to the wall! ! !

A person is cheap all his life, a pig is cheap, a knife is wasted alive, the air is wasted when it dies, the land at home is wasted, and RMB is wasted.