Spit out your short, funny and humorous copy and say you are short.

1. How many beautiful women, legs on the face, beautiful women on the body, beautiful men on the height, spoony men on poverty. .

2. Funny personality signature: What do you girls think of the value of boys above height? Invisible

Everyone is more than one meter tall, so what's there to ask?

I dropped my mobile phone, but it didn't break when I picked it up. Fortunately, my height helped me. I am so proud!

Harvard University research shows that the shorter your head teacher is, the more dangerous you are.

6. Lazy, stupid, greedy, short and fat, this is me. ?

7. Paving the road in the ocean, maple leaves are all over the house. Red maple, accompanied by elegant dance and melancholy feeling, hovers over the low canopy, and remains unchanged after thousands of times.

8. How lonely is it to be single? Only single people know. How important is money? Only the poor know how important height is. Only short people know how important figure is. Only fat people know how important appearance is. I don't know until I feel inferior. But that is not the point. The point is, I know all this.

9. Who says dwarfs are bad? Don't bow your head and talk to me if you can.

10. Your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

1 1. When you really love someone, age, distance, height and weight are just a bunch of numbers.

12. A beautiful girl, regardless of her birth, always has an infinite future, or should I say unfathomable, and she has the mystery of her own destiny. As soon as I got married, a queen died, or a famous prostitute died. Nobody knows which one.

13. How many beautiful women have their legs ruined on their faces, how many beautiful women have been ruined on their bodies, how many beautiful men have been ruined on their height, and how many infatuated men have been ruined on poverty. . .

15. Height is such a thing. Everyone is over one meter. What's there to ask?

16 age is not a problem, height is not a distance, the problem is that nothing can be lost without feelings.

17. Actually, it may not be so romantic, but blind date is really the safest way to find a marriage. Family background, height, physical appearance, education, and even whether there are genetic reasons in the family may be clear at a glance, thus avoiding the danger of marriage to the greatest extent. For marriage, this is obviously the most affordable.

18. The mountain peak of Kochi is very short, and the road extends from the foot.

19. Young people, how can their height stop at 15 years old, their breasts stop at 8 years old, and their IQ stop at 3 years old?

Please be careful when you ask my height in the future. It is said that kissing can grow taller. Please don't make me do anything.

2 1. Only tall people can be called high cold, while those who are cold and short are called quick-frozen dwarfs.

22. I don't know that height is really a problem until I grow up.

23. At noon yesterday, I discussed the heights of several of us when I was having dinner with my colleagues in the canteen: I was crowned as a night-time extension type, and she was a daily-use type. A colleague who exceeds 1.5m said, what about me? We all say that you are pad.

According to a study by Harvard University, the shorter your head teacher is, the more dangerous you are.

25. Look at you and you will know that your IQ is absolutely proportional to your height.

26. I don't know that height is really a problem until I grow up.

27. In order to attract business, Hot Pot City wrote the following sentence on the billboard: self-help hot pot, children under the height of 1 meter, 30 yuan is free for everyone. My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. With money from 30 yuan, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.