How to express the year-end award with humorous sentences?

1, the year-end bonus was issued! This is much more than I expected. So happy, so happy, so happy.

2, more and more floating, this year's bag I bought before the year-end bonus. I hope that in the new year, I will continue to earn more and spend more, add the most classes and buy the most expensive bags!

3, just finished the year-end bonus, I feel that I want to buy this and that, and then calculate, the things I want to buy add up to overspend, think about it or forget it, buy nothing!

I asked my classmates, how much is the year-end bonus? Classmate: Give a P! Classmate: It's not bad to have a P. The gift is light in weight and heavy in taste!

5. Police tip: At the end of the year, cases were high. Pay attention to blocking ATM withdrawals. Don't be seen by strangers, or you will be laughed at!

6. year-end award? My buddy is a real person! At the end of the year, he was selected as an advanced company. As a result, the leaders issued a certificate to each advanced company at the annual meeting, and each company has a Greater China, which is hehehe.

7. I've been hearing the boss cough from the office recently. It's really nice to hear this voice, and it feels quite comfortable. I hope the boss will continue to cough, so that you have not started well! Call you no thirteen salary! Call you no year-end bonus! ! !

8. At the end of the year, call my buddy: Brother, do me a favor. Dude: Everything is negotiable except borrowing money. Me: Good buddy ~ You see, I have been single for 30 years. Introduce me to a girlfriend. Buddy: You asked me how much I borrowed last time. I just finished giving out the year-end bonus.

9. The company is finally going to give out bonuses. It was almost floating on the way home. I met an aunt by chance. She asked, What are you thinking, son, so happy? Me: I got the year-end award, haha, thinking about how to spend it. Sorry to meet you. At this time, the aunt fell.

10, the year is over, and the first year-end bonus has not been issued yet. It is estimated that there will be no year-end bonus this year!

1 1, what's coming will come, and what's yours won't run. Hurry up and raise your salary and issue a year-end bonus. This is the best arrangement before the year!

12, I hope everything will be fine in the new year! Smooth and smooth, safe and sound, a bright future! Today's year-end award is also cheering for the future! New year, new atmosphere and good luck!