Happy Dragon Boat Festival, funny talk about happy Dragon Boat Festival, funny talk about sharing.

1, I was desperate, Xia Zi left me, the master was too nagging, and Niu Wangmo didn't pay back the money he owed. Finally, he bought water curtain cave and was maliciously bought by the Bodhisattva, leaving only a dime to send a text message to wish Teacher Two a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

2. There is a saying that has been hidden in my heart for a long time, but I am afraid to say it, even ordinary friends will fail. Until tonight, I finally got up the courage to say to you: I want to eat the zongzi you wrapped!

I am a leaf of rice, you are a layer of rice wrapped around you, you are a tooth, and I am a fragrant rice stuck to you. How many meters in the rice dumplings represent how much I miss you. Remember to send me a message or the rice dumplings will choke you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

When the Dragon Boat Festival arrives, I will send you a loving zongzi. The first floor is considerate! Second floor, care! Third floor, romantic! Fourth floor, warm! Sandwiches, great! I wish you a good mood every day!

5. Give you a thousand roses to love yourself; A thousand paper cranes are given to you, and troubles will leave you forever; Give you 1000 lucky stars. Good luck is always by your side! I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival.

6. Smell the smell of zongzi and think about whether you are well in the distance. Thanks to the great poet, let's eat more zongzi! Have fun in Duanyang!

7. If there is an afterlife, I will hold you in my arms every year today and sincerely wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

8. When God saw that you were thirsty, he created water. God saw that you were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you were lonely, so he created your friend me. The Dragon Boat Festival is here. I wish you a happy holiday and eat more zongzi!

9. I bought you zongzi and sent you a text message, but the thief took your mobile phone. Dear, let's jump into the river together!

10, take off your coat, you are white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, and my heart will fly to the clouds, ah, Zongzi, my favorite!