I wrote down the humor about the injury you gave me in my notebook.

1. After studying martial arts for so long, I finally hope to make a fool of myself!

Sorry, the number you dialed is married, please dial again after divorce.

I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid there will be surprises when I open the lid. Who should I share an extra bottle with?

I will be called beautiful when I have a daughter, and others will call me beautiful mother when they see me.

I decided to cut my hair. My neck hurts when I bang.

It was not the alarm clock that woke me up in the morning, but the sigh of a little ant ten meters away.

7. Both 7.QQ members and Huang Zuan are 10 yuan. What qualifications do you have to say that you are a member, more advanced than the yellow diamond?

8. The wind was so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

9. I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable and stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first.

10. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

1 1. Once I turned around and smiled, I was fascinated by the teacher.

12. The so-called mistress means that you are the queen and the whole harem is yours. She, jumping and answering, can only be a concubine

13. After my death, I will engrave the QQ number on my tombstone, with a postscript: anyone is allowed to be my friend.

14. He said that if I wanted to leave one day. Please don't tell me. I love you. I said I'd say burn more money.

15. Don't say I ignore you, I didn't look at you at all.

16. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

17. The day after tomorrow, we will know about tomorrow.

18. There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

19. There are so many poor people in the world, why should I be included?

20. I wrote down the hurt you gave me in my notebook.

Emotional Quotations 30: You only remember the good ones but not the bad ones.

Emotional Quotations 30: You only remember the good ones but not the bad ones.

1, the child asks why you ignore me, don't you like me, and adults are tacitly alienated.

You always remember his kindness to you, but forget the pain when he hurt you.

We all like to show off ourselves and want to show what we have. You know, daffodils or roses never pretend. Its beauty lies in what it is.

4. "You used to feel that stumbling didn't hurt because no one gave you a gentle hug. Once you have experienced this warmth, even if you are cut by a stone, this pain is fatal. "

You can't let her go for so many years, because you left nothing in your memory, only her, and you took the initiative to sweep away everything else, making her clearer, deeper and more painful. But in fact, that's not right. There are many other people besides her, other things, other things. Sometimes we hold on too tightly, in fact, because one leaf is blind. Not that I don't understand, but I don't want to push the leaves away.

If I am cheated by you, it is not because I am stupid, but because I really want to believe you.

7. It's not hard to try once. The hard part is that you are willing to be hard on yourself in good times. Many people don't want to go higher if they walk a little smoother, because they are really tired and don't work hard.

8. Time will make you forget him. Someone will take his place, but there is not enough time. People have not come yet. Now I can only remember.

9. You will be old tomorrow before you can taste the taste of being locked tomorrow.

10, "I am not greedy or unequal. I found the right person, and I decided. I don't like looking around. My time is limited. I want to live a better life with another person with limited time, instead of using my life to find a better person. "

1 1, when you were young, you thought you had many friends, but all you had were partners. The so-called partners are those who stand by and watch you grow up and then fade out of your life. So, you started a new life.

12, when you can't predict who you will meet, you have plenty of time to make yourself better.

13, the best friendship, the truest friend, is just a few small things piled up, which is a lifetime.

14, I understand the truth, but I still hope it is him who wakes me up with me every day. You can have dinner with him when you are hungry, play with his platform computer when you are happy, watch a movie hand in hand when you are bored, and travel with him when you are free. I know all this can be performed brilliantly even by one person, but I just want him to be the protagonist in my life, and then he will participate in all the plots in my life. I understand everything.

15, I like to keep my distance from changing things, so that I can know what is the law that will not be abandoned by time. For example, if loving someone is full of variables, I will take a step back and watch it quietly until I see my heart.

16, I like the sunshine in autumn. It's cold and warm, just like missing your mood. It's thick and rare.

17, wayward trust, spoiled love, nagging concern, crying distress. It's not that I don't have a calm and steady side. Only when I don't love you, will I let you see it.

18, in fact, many happiness can be predicted. If you study hard, you will basically get good grades, eat less and exercise more, and stick to it for a long time. Every day, the mask actively protects the skin and makes the skin tender. Happiness is not far away. The best thing is to fantasize about happiness, and the worst thing is to pay actual blood and sweat to catch it.

19. Sometimes two people who chat happily on the Internet don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't express themselves face to face.

20. The behavior with the highest emotional intelligence is to maintain respect and patience even for those who are most familiar and intimate.

2 1, the world certainly has a beautiful side, but it always feels luxurious and fragile, so I often want to give up everyone who has warmed me, begging every day not to change it, whether it has always been so warm, and whether it will never leave.

22. If you know why I'm not touched at all.

23. Why can't I do anything? No one can stay.

24. "In the name of love, everything is worth forgiving. If you never loved me, everything would be different. That's called coquetry. "

25. Now I gradually understand that no matter how good love is, it will only pass away after being broken. What really makes me happy is the material life where I can spend a lot of money every day.

26. He told you to drink more boiled water and wear more clothes. He told you not to go out after dark. He handed you paper to dry your tears. You think these are love. In fact, these are just considerate, and at most they are just good feelings. People who love you will take care of you and accompany you, out of the dark, and won't let your tears fall to the ground.

27. It's good to be alive. I may meet you every second. Sad sentence

28. I don't want to see anyone again. It will remind me of my ruined life, but I hope you will come back, even if life is worse.

29. In the end, you became a person with a vague face and a clear-cut flag, and lived a life that had nothing to do with me. I don't bless, I don't hate, I'm just in a trance.

30. What I missed was a period of time, and what I left was the constant concern; What I have experienced is the past, and what has precipitated is still unchanging sincerity; I experienced a kind of fate, but what is hidden in my heart is still a constant blessing …

Notebook lines

1, so this is not easy, but it will be difficult.

This is our job. We'll fight.

I don't have any monuments.

But to some extent, I live happily like others.

When two people meet again, the quarrel between lovers is sometimes a part of love.

6. So what?

7. Look at us, we are already quarreling.

8. Just an ordinary person with ordinary thoughts.

9. You will recover soon.

10, I want those because I want you.

1 1 will soon be forgotten by the world.

12, I want you to be together forever and every day.

Live an ordinary life.

14, I love another person wholeheartedly, which is enough for me.

15, I call you a difficult woman.

16, and you are 99% of the time.

17 I'm not afraid to hurt you.

18, we face this problem every day.

19, you called me an arrogant bastard.

20, immediately become a difficult woman.

2 1, how hard it is for them to leave.

Remember this! You love to ignore me now, and you can't afford to support me in the future. . .

1, I'm not world-weary, just because I'm so ferocious and distorted with the world-

2, if you can always be there, you must cherish it.

There is a kind of tolerance between people, which is called gathering and dispersing.

4. I am afraid that love will eventually separate in my bones.

I also want to live a down-to-earth life, but I want to get ahead more.

6. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When you build it carefully, when you take it apart, you just need to pull it gently.

7. Life must be better than you!

8. I can see that you are like a luxury, even if your eyes are sore, you won't blink.

9, you give me remember! You love to ignore me now, and you can't afford to support me in the future. . .

10 Actually, I know everything, and sometimes I just can't get through that hurdle.

1 1. Give me a fulcrum and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

12, time will cure almost everything. Please give me some time.

13, I want to love you in the most selfish, reckless and reckless way.

14, the most sad to miss, but the most tempted.

15, that kind of hot and cold is like throwing you into the ice from boiling water.

16. If that person has ever appeared in the world, everyone else will make do, and I don't want to make do.

17, the moment I grew up gave me the feeling that I didn't learn to avoid danger, but learned not to be afraid of pain. -Liu Tong

18, there are too many bacteria outside, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

19, man, again, let's see who can drink well and stay drunk, (this is just to anesthetize your heart)

I enjoy the warmth of time. I forgot to bloom in the fleeting time.