Humorous quotations from women who want to lose weight

Women who have never lost weight are those who are clamoring for losing weight all day. I compiled some humorous quotations about women losing weight. Let's have a look.

1, you must lose weight tomorrow.

I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

3, you give me hold on, don't eat before going to bed, you are so fat, you still want to squat!

Whenever I have enough to eat and have nothing to do, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

5, you are already a fat man who has fallen through the air and clothes dirt!

6, don't always talk about losing weight, I think my sister was only five and a half pounds when she was the thinnest.

7, hunger and weight loss are getting fatter and fatter, and eating well is thin!

8. One day, I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning and illuminate you wretched fat people.

9, I don't eat, I will get fat!

10, people lose weight, waist and ass, why must we start with brain cells?

1 1. Obesity is bad, but gaining weight is cool.

12, everything in this world is fake, only you are fat.

13, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

14, promised to lose weight and went to eat hot pot again today. It's delicious.

15, even the king of Tonga ordered the whole country to lose weight.

16, I want to lose weight, but I can't control my mouth. Learning to choose snacks can make you gain less weight.

17, white fat is white fat, better than black fat!

18, people who say I don't have to lose weight are bad people.

19, I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

20. I'm thinking that if I don't lose weight today, I'll lose weight together tomorrow.

2 1. There is a girl who has only two things on her mind: eating and losing weight.

22. My fatness is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

23. How many people have said that "you can lose weight only when you are full" and stood up for me.

24. I don't dislike my people when I am fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight!

25. Since the cigarette cases are marked with lung cancer, why not use dead fat paper to mark chocolate?

26. If you are lovelorn, make yourself fat, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

27. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

28. People who like you will never think you are fat. People who hate you are afraid that you almost died of obesity.

29, do not lose weight in April, sad in May, fat people are born funny!

30, losing weight is not successful, it will be broken!

3 1, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

32. Shut your mouth and open your legs. For a fat man like me, it's still useful!

33. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

It's not that we don't want to lose weight, but that the enemy is too strong.

When you say that you are broad-minded and fat, the thought of your weight is depressing.

36. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

37, long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

38. Come on, we all lost weight in the same weight-loss center. I often see you.

When I lose weight, you must come, because as soon as I see you, I lose my appetite.

40, because of obesity, missed the beach hot pants.

4 1, you have no soul, you can only be a kind fat man!

42. Please remember: Fat people have no future! No matter how capable and kind he is, he is just a good fat man.

43. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you gain weight, it's yours.

44. If you are hungry, it is called losing weight.

45. I want to be a fat man in the eyes of others all my life?

46, fat people are not qualified to eat! You must lose weight.

47. There is no willpower to lose weight. I always say that I want to lose weight, but I still can't help eating. What is the good idea?

48. Be thin or die. In the hedgehog world, being too fat can really endanger life.

49. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

50. Fat man is a kind-hearted fat man even if his heart is beautiful, and that shameful title will never get rid of him.

5 1, if you don't lose weight, winter will pass! Do aerobic exercise, exercise today, and get thinner tomorrow.

52. Only when you are full can you lose weight. Oh, it seems that the pressure of fat people can only be understood by chairs.

Being a stranger alone in a foreign land will gain three pounds every holiday.

54. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; The second fattest; Third, you can't lose weight!

55, I want to lose weight, hero rose, no food, no water, no way out.

56. Losing weight is like giving up drugs. Once you take the exam again, all your efforts will be in vain.

57. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.

58. It's not that I don't want to lose weight, but I'm afraid of rebounding.

59. A big chest is just a fig leaf for a fat man, and a thin leg is just a flat-chested fig.

60. Those who want to lose weight, those who have no willpower, and those who like to eat are hopeless.