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Writing about theft 1 Looking at the dazzling array of books in the stationery store, my mind comes to mind. ...

I have a friend, her name is Peng Siqi. She is petite, with delicate facial features, fashionable clothes and good grades. She and I are inseparable, almost integrated.

Once, I went for a walk with her, but my footsteps got stuck in front of a stationery store. "Why, want to buy stationery? I invite you! " Peng Siqi quickly read my mind and took my hand and walked into the stationery store. I took a look at the things on the shelf, took out a delicate notebook and said, "I want this." Peng Siqi glanced at the price tag, smiled smugly and fumbled in her pocket: "I brought a lot of money today, this book is too cheap ..." But before I finished, her smile gradually disappeared. "Well ... I seem to have forgotten my money ..." I was a little disappointed, but I was embarrassed to say it when I looked at her embarrassed. I just wanted to go, but things took an unexpected turn-I saw Peng Siqi look around for a while, and when he saw no one nearby, he slowly squatted down and took the book I wanted off the shelf. Her hands trembled slightly and looked nervous, as if she had made a big decision and was caught in her coat. "Hey, you can't steal ..." Before I finished, she covered my mouth: "Shh-I'm helping you".

I hesitated. What a beautiful book! But a stronger force overshadowed the immediate interests, so I grabbed the book and put it on the shelf again. No matter what she said or advised me, I wouldn't move. ...

Composition 2 about stealing "catch a thief! Catch a thief ... "There was an urgent cry on the playground. Shh, don't call the police. This is not a real thief. This is just a game we are playing.

First, the "thief" came up. I saw him sneaking into Gua Tian and hiding first. Wait until the farmer's uncle takes a nap. I saw the "thief" crept up to Gua Tian and looked back from time to time, looking very flustered. He came to two "big watermelons" and squatted down. Flip two watermelons with your fingers. Do you want to hear which one is ripe? Just then, he felt someone pat him on the back and he turned around quickly. Found "old farmer" standing behind him. "Old farmer" shouted, "What are you doing?" The thief said unhurriedly, "Grandpa, there will be a batch of melons in our company tomorrow. Send me to investigate first. Which melon is better? No, I just participated in your Gua Tian survey! " Hearing this, the "old farmer" was glad to have a large amount of business. He believed it and said, "Don't look it up, you are satisfied with my melon bag!" " Hearing this, the thief was anxious and continued, "Grandpa, our company is a listed company, which is very big, and the guests coming tomorrow are also very important." But the "old man" still said confidently, "Nothing, I'll keep them all after eating!" "Thief" continued to fool: "Grandpa, all we need is seedless watermelon.

And the texture of the melon skin looks beautiful. Let me check it! "The old man couldn't help it. In order to make this business, he had to let thieves wander around his Gua Tian. While the old farmer was not looking, the thief stole a big round watermelon, untied his coat and hid it. Then he pretended to be in pain and said, "Uncle, my old habits are bothering me again. I will come when I go out. " Grandpa nodded and let go! "Thief" is extremely proud, but as the saying goes: "Joy begets sorrow! "Just when he was in high spirits, a button collapsed and" watermelon "was exposed." The old man grabbed the guy and rhubarb dog chased the thief. ...

Laughter broke out on the playground!

About stealing composition 3 stealing vegetables, the word must be familiar to everyone! In other words, stealing vegetables in QQ farm can be described as "everyone knows, everyone knows." Ah! But stealing vegetables I said today is stealing vegetables in life! Being a thief is hard!

That day, I happened to wash clothes with my mother. Beyond the pond is a vegetable garden. Just right. I want to show my magic of stealing vegetables! Stealing Le Er in my heart, I didn't pay attention to the image of a lady at all. I burst out laughing, or laughing face upwards.

However, my mother soon got over it and left with a bucket, giving me a short vacation.

I swaggered into the vegetable garden to find the target, a pea with white flowers, white inside and red, looks like a pretty girl's pink face. The flower is dying, and the small pod is not as long as my little finger, but it will be fine in a little time. That's it, a standing pea, a green pea, a shy pea.

The wind is blowing slowly, and a row of peas are dancing in the waves, but at the same time they are a little itchy. It is easy to find his green figure in a sea of flowers. It's too conspicuous. It doesn't seem to be in tune. Who cares? Pull it out! Go, go, go.

I grabbed its root with my hand and pulled it up like a rabbit. I didn't move once or twice, so I had to dip my roots three times. Yeah, I almost didn't shout it out when I pulled it out, otherwise I would have gone there long ago, right? Thanks to the hard work of the farmer's uncle, how else could you dig such a big pea? Oh, don't forget, fertile land also contributed!

But I am a thief. Although "stealing is shameful and working is glorious", I am a thief, a thief who has stolen vegetables, and a "thief" who has only stolen one thing in my life!

I don't know from which day and which night, there was a "stealing wind" on the Internet. So, "Did you' steal'?" For example, "Did you eat?" As the most popular greeting in people's life.

Why are so many people addicted to "stealing vegetables"? There must be a reason to be liked. This game allows netizens to plant their favorite fruits and vegetables on a virtual farm, watering, weeding, pest control, fertilizing and harvesting again. After intense study and work, I will feel relaxed and happy to see the fruits and vegetables I planted on the virtual farm mature. In addition, you can also experience the feeling of "stealing vegetables" on a friend's "farm", and "stealing" newly ripe fruits can also be regarded as some unexpected gains.

However, everything has two sides. Playing a favorite game is always fun, but it's just a way to relax outside of study and work, so you can't do nothing. For example, there is a person who is addicted to "stealing vegetables" all day and sets an alarm clock to "steal vegetables" in the middle of the night every day. This kept his wife and children away from him, and he was still "stealing vegetables" an hour before the divorce procedure; There are also newspaper reports that a farmer planted thousands of kilograms of garlic in his vegetable field, but several men were trapped in the game and could not taste the excitement of stealing. As a result, they went to the farmers' vegetable fields to steal vegetables, stealing more than 2,700 kilograms overnight, and the farmers lost more than 8,000 yuan. ...

At school, every time after class, students will get together to exchange their experiences of stealing vegetables, discuss the fruits and vegetables grown in their "farm" and compare their achievements with each other. However, no matter how much experience and high level you have, aren't they all empty? This only proves that you spend more time online.

Indulging in "stealing vegetables" and thinking only about "stealing vegetables" every day has only disadvantages and no benefits. Besides, after playing for a long time, you will find that this game is planting, stealing, selling, buying, planting, stealing, selling and buying again and again. The final change is the game level, but no matter how high it is, it is also virtual.

I'm not totally opposed to playing Happy Farm, but I can't indulge in it, so I can't do nothing but be temperate. You can't live in the virtual world all day, after all, people will have a sense of reality if they live in the real world.

Composition 5 about stealing "Can you help me find something?" "What is it?" "A heart."

This girl is very timid. She is afraid of loneliness.

After making a good friend, she happily looks forward to going to school early every day. She can't wait to be with her every day. They are inseparable.

She keeps a diary to record what happens every day and hopes to record it forever. The girl turned it over and over again, and her eyes were full of stars and seas.

They have the same hobbies. In others' eyes, they are like a pair of sisters.

But the girl soon found that she was such a kind person that all the people close to her became good friends with her. The girl is not reconciled. She has only one friend.

Gradually, she got farther and farther away from the girl. She is welcomed by everyone, and everyone is holding the moon. The girl clearly saw the cruelty of reality.

Girls take the initiative to find her, she still smiles and chats with girls as always, lively and lovely. But when the girl held her arm as usual and wanted to be as close as before, she pushed the girl's hand away. The girl felt something cracked in her heart, but she was perfect and showed no flaws.

Until one day, she came over and said to the girl, let's not play together in the future. Say that finish, turn around and go. The girl was stunned for a while, but the last precaution in her heart still fell behind. She looked at her back and forced a smile.

Girls are afraid of loneliness, but in the end they are alone.

After coming home at night, the girl lay on her bed and cried for a long time. It never occurred to her that one day, as the best, she would leave herself and only give her a back, never to return. ...

With a broken heart, the girl wrote a line in her diary: Maybe I am alone, afraid of loneliness, but doomed to loneliness.

Since then, no one has ever seen that girl's smiling face. She locked her in her own world. There are no more stars and seas in her eyes, only endless tears.

The girl finally became her most annoying appearance. With a sneer, her heart was broken.

What stole the girl's heart? Lonely or heartless? Who knows? This in itself is a story without an ending.

Once upon a time, there was a big mountain where a monkey lived. There is a small river at the foot of the mountain and a Gua Tian on the other side of the river.

One day, the monkey wanted to go out to play, so he came down from the mountain. When it came to the foot of the mountain, it suddenly saw someone eating watermelon in Gua Tian on the other side of the river, and heard people cheering again and again: "This watermelon is so sweet!" "Too sweet, delicious!" "One more!" Seeing this, the monkey's saliva is about to flow out. It thought, "Is this thing really that delicious?" You won't know until you eat it. I'll try one too! "The monkey then made up his mind to steal a watermelon to eat.

As night fell quietly, the monkey swam to the other side of the river, looked around and made sure there was no one, then sneaked into Gua Tian. "That's it, so big, it must be delicious!" The monkey was very happy. He picked a big watermelon and ran to the river. However, at this time, the monkey is in trouble, because the watermelon is too big, half as long as its arm, and both hands should hold the melon to swim. What shall we do? So, it can barely hold the watermelon with one hand and make room for swimming with the other. It was easy to swim to the middle of the river, and the watermelon slipped out of my arms and went down with the river ... The monkey chased the watermelon desperately, but the speed of the water was faster than its swimming speed, and the watermelon soon disappeared. In vain, the monkey had to go home in frustration.

After staying in the water for too long, the monkey caught a cold the next day. "Ahhh …" The monkey sneezed loudly and said regretfully, "Well, if we didn't steal from others, we wouldn't be frozen like this. Not only did I not steal watermelons, but I also got sick. Really not worth it! "

Composition about stealing 7 One afternoon after school, I went home and saw, alas, my parents were not there. By the way, didn't my mother buy two bottles of coke yesterday? My mother doesn't let me drink it at ordinary times. Today, while they are away, I want to have a good drink.

I came to the refrigerator in three steps and two steps. When I opened the door, two bottles of coke attracted me like a magnet. I couldn't wait to take out the coke bottle, unscrew the lid and drink it. Boom, boom, boom Half a bottle. Suddenly, the door opened with a creak. Ah, it's dad. I quickly hid the coke bottle behind my back, thinking: if dad sees it, he will definitely scold it! When my father saw me at home, he was stunned at first, then thought about it, called me to him and whispered, "Your mother bought several bottles of beer yesterday. You know, she usually won't let me drink. I'll just drink a little today. Don't tell her, okay? As soon as I heard it, it turned out that my father was an insatiable thief, so he took out the coke in a big way and said, "Okay, but ..." I said in a low voice, "I just stole the coke. Will you not tell my mother?" Dad had no choice but to agree.

We brought two cups, sat on the sofa, drank together and clinked glasses from time to time! Just as we were having a good drink, the door creaked again. Ah, it's mom. In this family, mother is the head of the family, just like the chairman of an enterprise pays attention to the overall work, we are her subordinates. Mother pointed to the cup on the table and asked, "What are you doing?" "No ... nothing." At first glance, we can't escape our mother's "critical eye" and have to come clean. My mother smiled and said, "since you can't control yourself, I won't buy it for you next time!" " "As soon as I heard that the situation was not good, I immediately apologized to my mother like a gentle lamb, while my father stood in the corner like a child who had made a mistake and said with shame and self-deprecation," It's my father's fault that my son didn't teach ",not to mention that I took the lead in" breaking the rules and regulations ". Mom also said humorously, "If you can correct your mistakes, you are a good comrade." Our parents are children's first teachers, and we should always be good role models for children. "

The students didn't laugh. This is my warm, happy and happy family.

Writing about stealing 8 memories is like a net, which has caught my events in the past ten years. Among them, there is one thing that I will never forget. I remember that summer, cicadas shouted desperately in the tree, and I was almost breathless with heat. It was too hot, so I found Xue Fan and prepared to go to the fields to steal watermelons. We came to Gua Tian, made a survey, and found that Grandpa was not here, so we quickly sneaked in and picked out the big one.

Success, we laboriously slipped to the north of the village with watermelons and found a big tree as a stronghold. I picked up a melon and dropped it on the ground. I only heard a beep, and the melon cracked. There are so many juices in Zhen Hong! We wolfed it down at once. In a short time, our stomachs will slip round. After eating contentedly, we lay comfortably for a while before going home separately. When I got home, my mother told me, "A wicked ghost in our village stole Uncle Zhang's melon. Well, it's not easy for him to grow such a melon field by himself. This watermelon can grow one by one. " I listened, my heart thumped. I didn't expect a few watermelons to be so important to grandpa Zhang.

I really want to apologize to grandpa Zhang, but I dare not, for fear that grandpa will criticize me. My mother told me, "be honest, dare to do it." I finally got up the courage to find my grandfather and apologize to him. I threw the five dollars my mother gave me to my grandfather, who forgave me. This incident left a deep imprint on my heart.

Since then, I know not to hurt others, and I know how to face my mistakes bravely.

The composition about stealing was on summer vacation, and my father thought I was too bored in the city, so he sent me back to my hometown.

I returned to my hometown, so excited that I almost wanted to cry. The mountain village in my hometown can be said to be a fairyland on earth.

I soon became a "troublemaker" when I went back, and there were also naughty children like me.

One day, we had nothing to do. So I took them for a walk in the fields. When we arrived at Aunt Zhang's Gua Tian, we were all shocked-Aunt Zhang's watermelon was several times bigger than football, and it was all ripe. I think my men are drooling and staring at watermelons. I said, "Why are you all drooling?" One of them said, "Let's buy some watermelons to eat." I said, "OK, but we have no money?" Another person said, "You can't eat in the light, eat at night, and go back to satisfy your hunger." Finally decided to meet in Guadi at 7 pm.

After dinner, I didn't stand or sit. I can't wait to put the sun down and lift the moon.

Finally, it's seven o'clock sharp. We ran to Gua Tian as fast as we could, secretly picked some watermelons and ran away. Suddenly, the rattan at my feet knocked me over, and the noise woke Aunt Zhang. All my people have run away, leaving me alone.

Aunt Zhang came to the field and helped me to the melon shed. Not only did he not criticize me, but he also asked me if I fell down and gave me a big watermelon. On the way home, I thought about what I had done, and I don't know what it was like.

Through this incident, I understand that life should take a bright road and never take crooked ways.

Composition on theft 10 childhood is like a painting, full of beautiful colors everywhere; Childhood, like a song, is composed of beautiful melody; Childhood is also a memory that people will never forget.

I remember that day, the sun was like a big fireball, roasting everything in the world, the willows were gloomy, the asphalt road was steaming, and there was hardly a figure on the road. My friends and I are hot and thirsty, and we are especially eager for a big watermelon to fall from the sky, but it is impossible. So, we decided to steal melons and put on a story about stealing melons.

Under my leadership, we crept to Uncle Wang's house. Mature watermelons, one after another, waft with fragrance, which is particularly attractive. Operation stealing melons, let's go! I watched the wind at the door, and Kiki and Beibei went to steal melons. Beibei walks into Gua Tian, patting this and hitting that. I inexplicably lowered my voice and asked her carefully, "What are you doing?" While patting intently, she explained that something with a crisp voice would be sweeter. After saying his word, we were startled by an earth-shattering sneeze. We quickly got down and got into Gua Tian. It turned out to be uncle Wang. After a while, Uncle Wang finally fell asleep, and Beibei and Kiki continued to choose. "Ah, I finally got it!" The three of us ran to the door with watermelon in our arms.

How to eat is a problem. Clever Kiki held the watermelon over her head and fell with a bang. Sure enough, the watermelon broke into pieces. The three of us chewed with relish, one by one turned into Xiaohua Mall, and the summer heat had already disappeared without a trace.

If my childhood is compared to a pearl necklace, then this "stealing melon" has become the most precious little pearl on the necklace, and it is also the most beautiful one. As I grow up, I will never forget.

On Sunday, I said to my father, "Can I surf the Internet?" "No, I want to play games." "Go to the office to play." "OK, but don't play too long." "I see." I suddenly sat in my seat. I logged into QQ very well, and a message attracted me. It turns out that QQ Hall can take risks.

This temptation is not small, I obediently downloaded the QQ hall, hurriedly logged into Wang Chuang, clicked on excellent compositions, and boldly played the game.

After entering the game, although I can't take risks, another place attracted me. I clicked on the task, got the first task, and asked to play ten games on the map. It's simple.

After receiving this "glorious" task, I played ten games easily and got two thousand points. I had more than 8,000 points, and with these 2,000 points, I realized my wish: promotion.

I thought to myself, it's good to do the task. I will continue to do it.

I got the second assignment. I play on the map of the tournament. I suddenly saw the master, and I quickly joined them. This time, it's strange that the master didn't change his color and helped me. Some people think I'm too stupid to join my team, change my color, and then blow me up. After my painstaking efforts and the help of my teammates, I got my reward.

Suddenly, my father came back. I quit the game with a guilty conscience, read my composition and pretended to enjoy it.

Alas, playing games again.

Look at the composition about stealing 12. This topic is a bit strange. You will ask: Do you drag out an ignoble existence? Don't! I didn't write about stealing in that sense, but about not telling others about my work.

Nearly half a century old, he is a bloody man and an honest farmer. He should have enjoyed life, but he didn't feel it. He has two sons, one is getting married and the other is still in high school. The heavy burden is like a mountain on him, but his youngest son doesn't listen to him, always makes him angry and loses his temper with him from time to time.

For the sake of the family, I can save some money for my youngest son. He decided to go out to work. At first, his wife didn't want him to go out, because she had never been far away in her life and was afraid that he would go out ... but her wife didn't keep him in the end. A man who knows his destiny, knows no skills, and only has a strong body. What does it mean to work outside? But in order to make money, he still went out and went to Shanxi as a construction worker.

In the months after he left, he sent some money home one after another. One day, the youngest son quarreled with his wife about food, which made her have a stomachache. But in order to save money, his wife didn't take medicine, and only stayed at home for a few days. His wife said to her son, "You are really disobedient. Your father is so busy all day that he won't even eat out. You still ... "

Once, my youngest son watched the news and said that a private coal mine in Shanxi was illegally mined, which led to a gas explosion and killed 100 people.

Once again, my son went out for an exam and chatted with the shopkeeper at night. The son said that his father was working in Shanxi, and the shopkeeper said, "Most of the work in Shanxi is to dig coal in the kiln. Make more money by doing that work!" The youngest son felt sad when he thought of the news he saw the other day.

A few days later, the youngest son disappeared and his wife called him and asked him to come back. He was in a hurry, but in order to earn money, he didn't ask for leave to go home. He just told his wife to look for relatives, but he was too anxious to sleep for several nights.

When he sighed, he heard someone calling him ―― Dad. He turned his head and smiled on his dark face. He just said, "You earn a lot of money doing this, otherwise how can you afford to go to school?"

My son is speechless, just crying silently.

It turned out that he didn't do construction in Shanxi, but went down to dig coal.

Although it has been a long time since the incident of stealing composition 13, I still feel a little blushing in retrospect.

At that time, I was only in the first grade of primary school, and I passed by Aunt Wang's house every day after school. There is a jujube tree in her yard, which produces big and sweet dates every year. Jujube hanging on the branches, not to mention eating, is enough for a few eyes. One day, I stopped Du Runhao and made a "jujube stealing plan" with him.

After school, Du Runhao and I came to Aunt Wang's house while playing. "Aunt wang at home? I want a bowl of water to drink. " Du Runhao pretended to be casual as usual, pushed open the door of Aunt Wang's house and asked loudly. "At home, let's drink in the house." Aunt Wang answered in the room. As soon as I saw Du Runhao enter the room, I climbed up the big jujube tree in the yard three times and two times. Hey, there are so many dates! I was dazzled by it. I really don't know which to choose. "Wow" I picked a jujube and stuffed it in my mouth. Oh, how sweet! Then I want to try the second one. Oh, dear! I forgot that Du Runhao was still in the house. I have to pick it up quickly. I quickly put my hands together and stuffed the dates into my pocket. However, it is too late. Before I filled a bag, the door opened with a "wow" and Aunt Wang came out with a bamboo pole in her hand. Du Runhao followed closely and kept shouting: "I don't want it, I don't want it!" "Nothing, it will be shot down in a while." Aunt Wang answered with a smile. What? Aunt Wang is going on a date? My heart was shocked and my heart was pounding like rabbits in my chest. "Hey, isn't this the little son? Why did you climb the tree? If you want to eat dates, I'll get them for you. What if I fall? Come down! " I looked down and saw Aunt Wang yelling at me. I had no choice but to come down from the tree in embarrassment. "Quick, grab the jujube." What? Aunt Wang still wants to date us? "Wow" before I finished thinking, dates fell like raindrops. In a short time, Du Runhao and I were stuffed with dates in our mouths and pockets. Well, if I knew this, why did I steal it? This not only touched me, but also made me extremely ashamed.

After that, although I was still naughty, I never stole anything again.

14 that day, after watching my parents go to work, I was happy: great! Stealing vegetables! I turned on the computer in a hurry and watched the web page open little by little. I clicked into the QQ farm.

I am so happy to see that many people's dishes in the friends column are cooked: I must steal them all! Go to my good friend Cheng's farm first, ha! Pink roses are in full bloom. I click the mouse and the pink roses are collected in my basket. I laugh in front of the screen.

Let's see which "unlucky" dish is ripe. Oh! The food in Fan Xiao is ripe, so I have to steal it. Fan Xiao is a walnut, which can only be planted by players in their twenties. Fan Xiao is too powerful! Who cares what he grows? Steal it first.

With a mouse click, a golden hand picks walnuts one by one. Suddenly, the golden hand stopped. What happened? Is there something wrong with the computer? Then a yellow card with a Scottish shepherd logo was sent off. It turned out that her dog caught me as a thief.

I said in front of the computer, "It's not good to catch anyone, but you caught me and fined me forty gold coins. I worked hard to' steal' it!" That's great, I didn't earn a penny and lost some money! "I left Fan Xiao's farm angrily and returned to my own farm.

At first glance, the blue rose I planted a few days ago has matured. I picked my harvest one by one and harvested more than 50 blue roses! It's better to pick it yourself, not afraid of being caught by dogs.

I clicked on the warehouse with my mouse. There are some pink roses, blue roses and some bought walnuts. * * * is worth two or three thousand gold coins, which is not enough. I want to steal more! I stole pumpkins from this man's farm, pineapples from that man's farm, and potatoes, tomatoes and grass from an unknown netizen's farm.

I stole a lot of things. No matter who you are, as long as you go to the farm, my relatives will disown me and open the world of stealing! I went to the warehouse again, yeah!

Sold more than two thousand gold coins than last time! I looked at the rising gold coins and my heart was filled with joy. I already have 40 thousand gold coins, and I even got a promotion!

I stole all the vegetables and turned off the computer. I just want to say, "stealing vegetables is crazy."

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15 During the 8-day National Day holiday, my parents and I will go back to our hometown. As soon as we arrived in the beautiful countryside, I was fascinated by the scenery here: endless cotton fields, the wind from the countryside blowing across my cheeks, and I heard the joy of harvest again and again. At first glance, corn, rice, edamame ... vast fields, I took a deep breath of fresh air, couldn't wait to get a frame, and went to "harvest". My mother said to me, "People have worked hard for half a year to get a good harvest, so you can just take it and finish it?" I casually said, "One family, one family!" My mother reluctantly let me go. ...

Haha, there are quite a few good things! I choose one here and one there, and the basket will be full at once. I'll go back and change it, and then "steal". Huh? What is that? I quickly ran over and looked-it turned out to be cotton! I picked hard without thinking, picked two at once and put them in the basket with satisfaction. I went to the cornfield again, picked some corn and looked at it-wow! Pieces of corn, like alive, stood unsteadily by the wind and looked at me happily. I was immersed in it when a dialect came from my ear: "What are you doing with a basket?" Looking back, it was a kind grandfather, and I was surprised: Oh, no, I was discovered ... I explained my purpose and turned and ran. After running less than 5 meters, I heard the grandfather giggling behind me and his face turned red. ...

Back in the house, when I was telling a story, my parents opened the corn and looked at it, in distress situation. I was puzzled, and my mother said, "Alas, corn should also be stolen.". I am too old to chew! " I didn't know what to say on the spot.

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