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Classic lines of naked marriage.

In today's society, we are all directly or indirectly related to lines, which is a special and difficult literary language to master. Let's refer to the lines we need! The following are the classic lines about "naked marriage" that I collected for you, hoping to help you.

The classic line of naked marriage 1 1, you have a desire for someone, that's like, you hold back your desire for someone, that's love.

I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me.

As long as we don't stop, we will get married.

4. Dare to ask Chief Li what to do with me and lock me up? Can you lock me up or kill me? Blow, Lao Tzu's life is used to fight devils, not what you said.

5. The two heroes are loyal to the liver and courageous, patriotic and loving the people, and also taught me to pick up girls.

6. Look at the time not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

7, love at first sight, the clock is not love, but face.

8. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.

9. A boy has a girlfriend. One day, the boy sent a rose to the girl, and the girl kissed him on the face. The boy turned and ran away. Do you know why? Because he will buy more roses and get more kisses.

10, mom, I must inform you in advance next time I get married.

1 1. Be careful even if it doesn't thunder in rainy days.

12. In my heart, you are also my relative. I always think that my home in Zhou Weiguo is where you are.

13, nobody wants me except you. I just don't want anyone except you.

14, where I am, there is a place. Fire at me for victory, and advance for Lenin.

15, do you think your mother is everywhere? Everyone should get used to you!

16, sad, sad, you asked me to borrow money? You should say: Beckham, get your ass over here! I should kneel on the ground and say, take it, take it all, and take me with you.

17, cultivate one's morality and rule the country and level the world, you must first cultivate yourself and level the world. How can you be patriotic if you don't even love your wife?

18, I haven't been outstanding for many years. Be careful that I have changed and will make you cry rhythmically.

19, I fell in love with you bitch.

20, wife, I want it, too. I want to work hard, make money, give you delicious food, live well, use well, and the money is yours! You hold and sleep, and you lie on it!

2 1, you broke my heart so much. If I had a knife, I would show you my heart, as broken as dumpling stuffing.

22. Seeing your girlfriend home is always on the way.

23, drinking soy sauce is crazy, you are idle.

24. Waiter, a pizza, whole meat.

25, is it handsome, just cut a flat head. Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your makeup.

26, some words and don't say it is hurt, some people will leave if they stay or not.

27, don't take a person's past, to doubt a person's essence.

28. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance this time.

29. Everyone says that San Xiao is right, but they forget to weigh whether the person who was taken away really loves you.

The classic line 2 of naked marriage: the poor couple will die for a hundred days! If you are not capable, don't get married easily!

A man's promise is as natural as jumping fart, but you will never get tired of hearing it!

Don't trust your eyes too much! There are often deeper reasons behind it!

Marriage is like making coffee. After a long time, natural fragrance is mellow!

Pregnancy is a test of men's attitude!

Married, not because I don't like to play, but because I really don't have time!

When you encounter unhappy things in the company, you should put them down on your way home!

Two people have lived for a long time, and occasionally you have to escape and try to live alone, so that you will know how much you can't live without her!

Don't carry everything yourself, or you will suffocate!

Don't trust the man who let you have an abortion, he is just a moment's pleasure with you!

Look at the serious world, there are many people running around before the sun rises!

When you are in love, men serve you like servants; After you get married, you have to wait on him like a servant!

There are many men who have money, cars and houses, but they are usually Huang Youwei!

To err is human. If you bow your head occasionally, life will not be so tight!

Getting married means being together for a long time, which will make you feel bored and tired. But after separation, I will know that I really can't leave her!

Many people often hope to get a lot, but when they get it, they find that the cost far exceeds the return!

We all had a good time before we got married! After getting married, I found that money is getting less and less! Even watching a movie and eating a Pizza Hut are so extravagant!

When you decided to break up with her, looking back, it turned out that she was very marketable, but you forgot her beauty!

Women need company, and men need affirmative eyes as always!

When you had no career, you got a woman pregnant! Then be responsible for her! She loves you!

Now there is a market for non-virgins!

Everything is original. Very good!

It doesn't matter if you are separated, but remember to apologize early and take her home!

Women are at home. Sometimes it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket! After I married you, I can't stand it anymore! So you should take care of her harder!

Love without bread will only starve the next generation!

When your wife is pregnant, it is a time to test your love!

It doesn't matter what you say, in fact, you care about it psychologically!

You'd better not live with your parents when you get married. Your living habits are really bad!

In the past, equality between men and women was emphasized in schools. There is no such thing in society!

Remarriage after divorce is not a bitch! Maybe only that person is right for you!

Don't get pregnant before you get married, or you will get the facts wrong!

It turns out that careful spending is a mature performance!

Although you say that you like your grasp a lot, you really don't have much!

Two people have been together for a long time, and such feelings are no longer pure love, but are heavily integrated into life.

Hard-twisted melons are not sweet, and blind date is really unreliable!

I will marry as long as the conditions are good! That will often hurt you for the rest of your life!

What belongs to you will still belong to you. All gaudy things are hypocritical emotional liars and can't stand the test of life!

As long as you still believe in love, then she will come eventually!

No one is perfect, only 50% people have two hearts!

People who walk beside you every day don't just want to be friends with you!

Marriage is also a sign of maturity, which makes me understand the price of meat and rice!

If you love her, take her home to your parents. Old people always look at people better than you!

You can save money before you get married, and the cost of having children is really high!

Before you get married, you can have your own ideals! After marriage, you must regard your wife and children as your ideals!

Common things like rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, tea, milk powder, and diapers are a lot of money after one year!

Men still have to be men, stand by their wives at critical moments and give her enough support!

The classic line of naked marriage 3 1, the emotional game, rich people can play with anyone casually, very chic and romantic; Poor people can't do it, so people without economic foundation must find someone who can be crazy with you to the end. Girls are not necessarily realistic, but the real people are girls in nine cases out of ten. But girls should also remember: others say others love.

2, they eat their big meals, they go to their Maldives, and everything about them has nothing to do with you. All you have to do is to be dead set around him like a child, suffer hardships with him, live in a humble abode with him and be crazy with him. Don't express envy and jealousy for the extravagant love of others. Maybe people who play extravagant love are also empty and lonely!

There are only three people in the world who can treat your father, your mother and yourself unconditionally for a lifetime. So, in any case, we must respect our parents. Even if they push you into a corner, you should not argue with them or hurt them. Your parents will always be the omnipotent wall behind you, blocking all kinds of dangers for you.

4, ginger is still old and spicy is definitely not just talk, they have eaten more salt than you have eaten, so when their thoughts and parents are difficult to unify, obedience is not necessarily a preference.

In order to be together, the child quarreled with his mother n times, and even had a tendency to sever the relationship. At that time, she felt that her marriage was right, but when she became a mother, she began to blame herself unconditionally and regretted it. Sometimes, children and parents are trinity, as my father told me: girl, you can't treat yourself badly at school. If you are hungry, your father will be hungry. If you are thirsty, dare to ask how many parents in the world don't think so!

6. Learn to respect all the people around you, the strangers you pass by in the sea of people, all the creatures in the universe and, of course, yourself.

7. When talking to others, please lower the decibel of your voice. The earth doesn't revolve around you, and no one has the obligation to accommodate you, because it is a fool to make a fuss about some small things.

8. Tong disagrees with the practices and behaviors of the Liu elders, so it is not necessarily a wise choice to take a step back. Since he loves Liu Yiyang so much, he should accept his family and their way of life. If there are differences, he can calm down and talk. Being willful and noisy will only make you more alienated. Imagine if a child can respect her mother-in-law as much as her mother respects her grandmother, will her position in the family soar?

9. Women should not worship money too much. The consequence of money worship is to become worthless. Jiao Jiao is an example. What did she see in Huang Youwei? Nothing more than his stinking money, changed the house, changed the car, changed her Lu, and changed her big momma. What happened? Being fooled, it's not yourself who gets hurt in the end.

10, life doesn't need to be vigorous, just plain, spend if you have money, and spend if you don't have money. You can eat well with more money, but you can eat well with less money.

1 1, the so-called coquettish is easy to hide, and the dark is hard to prevent. The fox is not refined, it is purely coquettish!

12, there is a creature in this world who lives on her endless cheeks, and that is mistress.

Xiaorao Sun likes Liu Yiyang. He can start a company for him, beg his father for him and give up his dignity for him. There is nothing wrong with love, but it is absolutely unforgivable to destroy others' love to fulfill themselves. Especially after being rejected by Liu Yiyang for many times, she can stick to others like a dog skin plaster, which is absolutely the best in the third grade, but after she gave up, she still got her own happiness.

I have to say, Xiaorao Sun is a poor woman. She can't get great fatherly love and maternal love, and can't get the heart of the person she loves deeply, so she makes herself strong. Later, she put down her pride and became a happy woman. I bless her and all the boys and girls. I hope you can get your own happiness naturally one day instead of digging around with a hoe.

15, the so-called class reunion is really a dangerous activity. Maybe men and women will hook up. Therefore, men and women must pay attention to it, and it is best to participate one-on-one

16, the hero saved the beauty and blocked the child's wine, so he could continue to like her and express his love for her with the development trend, so that he finally launched a crazy pursuit. Imagine that if there were no parties, they might not meet, at least in Du Yi's single life.

17, you can't live too carefully and be too tight with yourself. Liu Yiyang's family is so simple that life has lost its color. I care about those few dollars every day. Isn't it just to spend money? Life is too short to bother yourself. At the same time, don't impose your values on others. You may be able to control the whole family, but you can't control every member of the family alone. This principle also applies to companies, enterprises and organizations!

Liu Yiyang is really a good man. He regards children as his life. He knows how to treat the woman he loves. He has been fighting for his daughter-in-law. Even in order to let her have a baby in a good private hospital, he can do illegal things to make money, and it is no problem to put himself in, mainly because her daughter-in-law does not suffer.

19. He doesn't depend on his parents, the sky or the earth. The so-called high-rise buildings rise from the ground, and glory can only be achieved by oneself, which is to describe Liu Yiyang as a good man. Of course, we can all see his shortcomings, but later he chose his truest side.

20. How many couples in the world can boldly say that you can accept naked marriage? Naked marriage is ok, but you should be naked and clear. You need to find a spiritual pillar to support, and this pillar is the other half who can be with you. I wish the couples in the world happiness, just like with children at the beginning of the plot.

Naked Marriage Classic Line 4 1, Liu Yiyang Classic Line: I beg you to marry me. Although I have no money, car, house or diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age. When you are old, I will still carry you on my back. When you lose your tooth, I will chew it up and feed it to you. I will wait until you die. Tong Qianjia, I love you. Marry me!

2. Liu Yiyang's classic line: "Dear, you are so kind to me that I can't repay you, but I have to promise myself."

3. Liu Yiyang's classic line: "Love that does not aim at marriage is a hooligan."

4. Don't grieve alone. Isn't my shoulder here?

This fully proves that I am young and strong.

6, a pizza, whole meat!

7. I have been a good comrade for so many years, right?

8, my favorite is sweet and sour pork ribs, the key is that pork ribs are too boring ~

9. You think you are your mother, get used to everything!

10, happiness means that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

1 1. Is there anything about handsome guys? Can I put it in the bank as a credit card machine? What's the use of good character? Can I eat it on the table?

12, to do what we sell, we should have the endurance like mules, the clever mouth like myna, the sense of smell like dogs and the enthusiasm like pigs.

13, you are Robinson on a desert island, you are the Monkey King of seventy-two, and you are Nezha of superhuman powers!

14, it is not her fault to be a mistress, but it is wrong to ruin us.

15, simplicity, uniqueness and selling point are the most basic conditions for an advertisement.

16, people have plenty of backgrounds, but we only have our backs.

17, I will become a young girl in the near future. I must make an overall plan for our future life, plan ahead, think carefully and be far-sighted!

18, I will try my best to make money and let you eat, live and use well. In the future, all the money is yours. You can keep it, hold it and sleep on it.

19, wax gourd: My mother has menopause, which is three years overdue. My dad saw my mom just like that little monster saw Altman.

20, don't pout, one, two, three face!

2 1, clothes are not as new as people are not as old.

22. Those companies that didn't kneel in front of you with high salaries at the beginning will close down in the future because they have no vision.

23. There is nothing wrong with illness and money.

24. my heart is broken I want a knife. I'll escape and show you. As broken as dumpling stuffing.

25, the goblin in your unit, I knew she didn't hold back her fart as soon as she pursed her ass!

26. You have blurred boundaries and unclear bottom lines in the relationship between men and women. Don't forget that you are married, you must be self-disciplined, self-respecting and self-respecting.

27. You are really good to me. You think women in the sun are as rare as you.

28. Tong: "I admire you very much. Your father grew up in it, and you actually washed your face in it. " Liu Yiyang: "I'm used to it. Our house is different from yours. Three people, two toilets, bourgeois life, corruption. "

29. Your granddaughter-in-law, with a full heaven and a straight person, will give you a big fat boy.

30. Liu: "Praise us, I am resourceful." Tong: "Husband, you are a sly pig."

3 1, you little comrade should pay attention!

32. I feel like a failure. It is not manly to make my wife worry about money.

33. Liu Yiyang: "Isn't there still me?" Tong Qianjia; "You are everywhere. Do you think you are a bank and your father is Li Gang? "

34. I tell you, I like this piece of meat, as long as it is taken from your Qian Jia's stomach, even if it is beyond the two choices you gave me.

35. Liu Yiyang is in pain (Tong goes back to her parents for a few days): Wife, I miss you so much. Look, it's empty here. I can only put your picture here and hug it to sleep.

36. Wax gourd: How much are you going to borrow? Liu: "Fifty thousand." Wax gourd: "fifty thousand, you respect me enough." Do you think my meat is worth 50 thousand yuan? Let's collect it and sell it. "

37. Money is inherently unclean.

38. Stay here or stay here!

39. The most important thing when you come out to work is to be in a good mood. If you are like this, coming out to work in the future will be worse than going to the grave.

40, baby, no, wife, no, smelly girl, you listen to me, aunt, ancestor. ...

4 1, where there are children, there is my home!

42. Liu Yiyang's father picked up the cup and said, "Come on, boy!" Liu Yiyang: "Come, Lao Zi!"

43, wife, I have washed the incense!

44. Stop shooting, or it will be even if you shoot again.

45. Jiao Jiao to Huang Huang: Why do you like playing with women so much? You own a garden, and you are a gardener!

46. The wife is always right; Second,; Wife is wrong, follow the first rule.

47. I am not a big shot. I work for a living, and I get what I deserve. I'm not like you rich second generation and dude. If you don't do it, don't do it, play house!

48. I am a second generation, but I am sincere to you. Isn't that the first generation?

49. I promised Chairman Mao that I care about you!

50, magic, nothing, the moment to witness the miracle, flowers!

5 1, get up, let me have a good talk with the rich second generation, baby, I'm telling you, you will be a rich second generation when you are born, because your father will soon become a rich man.

52. If the person I secretly love is not rare, you think I am blind.

53. My buddy always thought he was a floating cloud, so that woman wanted to keep me around. That's impossible. Who is my grandfather? I didn't know what evil wind I was smoking when I first arrived, but I suddenly felt that I couldn't float.

54. With the best person in the world by my side, those crooked melons and dates can't get into my eyes at all. My wife should have confidence in herself.

55. You have a bubble in your head!

56. Like you, heaven is full, and you look happy in Fiona Fang. Who doesn't like you?

57. Liu Yiyang: A red heart is facing you!

58. Liu Yiyang's charming tone: "Winter melon, pour a glass of water ~" Winter melon: "Find it yourself!" Liu Yiyang: "Hmm ~ Guagua, Guagua".

59. Brother, I am always grateful to you. Really, you said that you have been taking care of me since I went to college, haven't you, helping me with my homework, cheating in exams and chasing my girlfriend?

60. This is the first suv of mini. Our company attaches great importance to this car. I believe that everyone sitting there will have a moment when they want to unload everything, get rid of reality and leave their role in life, even for a short period of time. Run away occasionally.

6 1, wax gourd: my Maria Ozawa!

I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me. I, Liu Yiyang, have been defending the dignity of my lover.

63. Now, this leprechaun, the fly jumps up like honey and goes forward wave after wave. After death.

64. Set aside 1% eyes to see others, and maybe you will gain something.

The classic naked wedding line 5 1 is all about you, you are a bank, and your father is Li Gang!

You are the embodiment of justice and a wise leader.

I don't know what love is.

Will my future love and marriage life be the same as theirs?

5, it may or may not be the same, it is a life experience.

6. Do we have a house or not? If so, we decided to rent a house outside.

7. Who is who's lover, who is who's Xiao Gan.

8. The most important thing to come out to work is to be in a good mood. If you are like this, you are heavier at work than at the grave.

For nine or eight years, this is a frozen block that should be melted by Liu Yiyang. Why is your mother so stubborn?

10, I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me.

Qian Jia and I have gone beyond this love relationship, and we are related now.

12 You think your mother is everywhere? Everyone has to get used to you.

13, you mean that Liu Yiyang is going to be a father, so I have to say it, waiter. Give me a pizza, whole meat.

14, wife, I'll think about it, too. I want to work hard and earn money. I want you to eat well and live well. All the money belongs to you. You save it and lie on it when you sleep.

15, sometimes I feel like a failure, and it's not manly to let my daughter-in-law worry about money!

16, I move, I change, don't I get divorced? I will do it tomorrow. Whoever is with me is a grandson.

17, I just learned a truth today, what is nothing!

18. Naked marriage is an old pain in this era. What was our mistake? What do you mean, nothing has been lost! A few years later, I walked out of school and found myself empty-handed. No matter how hard we try, we can't keep up with the rising rate of house prices in this city.

19, when you are old, I will still carry you and be your crutch.

20. When you have no teeth, I will chew them up and feed them to you.

2 1, I must wait until you die, or I won't be at ease if I leave you alone in this world without anyone to take care of you.

22. Except that I love you more than you love me, I am not beyond your qualifications.

23. You are so hurt that my heart is broken. I want a knife. Let me show you. As broken as dumpling stuffing.

Although I have no car, no money, no house and no diamond ring, I have a heart to accompany you to your old age.

25. Whoever dares to touch my child's name in your family will divorce you.

26. I move, I change, and I don't divorce. We'll do it tomorrow. Whoever doesn't leave is the grandson.

27. I just found out now that it was right for us to divorce.

28. Details triumph over love. I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me. I realized a truth today, what is nothing!

29. I once secretly liked you! But since I am divorced, why can't I be accepted?

30, I hope you can accept me, let me be your family, let me be your umbrella, your child!