Comment on qq is more personal, talk about Daquan.

First, when quarreling, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

Second, life can't be like cooking. All the ingredients are ready before cooking.

3. Lie down where you fell.

Fourth, the bitterness and sweetness of coffee lies not in how to stir at the end, but in whether to put sugar; The pain is not so hard to forget, but whether you have the courage to start over.

Five, the sea is wide with diving, and the broken drum can be hit.

Seven, I put the TV remote control on my waist, making it look like a new mobile phone.

Eight, doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, and doing all simple things right is not simple.

In fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents.

Ten, not everyone can live a low-key life, the basis of low-key is to be high-key at any time.

Sighing is the most wasteful thing, crying is the most wasteful thing.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

Thirteen, when the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

Fourteen, don't scold your child is a rabbit, because from a genetic point of view, this is not good for parents.

15. It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.

Sixteen, I can choose to give up, but I can't give up the choice.

I lost all my money, furniture and clothes. I'm going out like an Arab now.

Eighteen, rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home to get some money to hold a money field.

Do you want to have a pair of good teeth? Here are three lessons for you: first, rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; Second, go to the hospital for a dental examination every two years; Third, mind your own business.

Twenty, some people say that love is a debt I owed in my last life. I will pay it back in my life. I must have been vulgar in my last life, so I have no debt to pay back in my life!

Twenty-one, everybody! Today is the 10 anniversary of my wife's 30th birthday!

22 years later, the court sentenced the murderer to death for the second time.

Twenty-three, tiny happiness is around, and relaxed satisfaction is heaven.

Twenty-four, the grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out in rainy days, so there are ten umbrellas at home now.

Qq space talks about comments.

1, get used to forgetting you and your past.

2, the feeling of sleep has been blurred.

Parting makes me deeply realize that fate is painful.

Even if there are more disappointments in my heart, I won't stop leaving.

After losing you, I am still myself, aren't I?

6. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.

7. I didn't know what fun was until I separated.

8. Let my love go with the wind and stay where it is.

9. Some people, if they miss one step, are doomed to miss the Millennium.

10, our love, everything is gone.

1 1. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.

12, your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is.

13, your love with Russia is gone, leaving a trace.

14, lovelorn. Note: The situation is frozen.

15. If I knew you would let go, I would rather you had never been here in the future.

16, after being hurt by you, my head is blank now, maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.

17, even if we are separated, I still hope you live better than me.

18, 1 Qumolige, from now on you are just a stranger to me.

19, your departure made me slowly learn to clear my mind and pretend to be normal.

20. When tears fall, it is a period, and your heart has never gone far.

2 1, the upward movement of the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.

22. I want more and want to hold on to it more firmly, but when I hurt my palm, everything slipped away inadvertently.

23. Turning my back, I told myself that I couldn't look back, and I was glad that I wouldn't cry for anyone in the future.

24, too late to say love to her, how could she have the heart to leave?

25. Please don't forget if you can. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

26. Unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.

27, tear up this page, delete all this, we are not who is who.

28. I will bury all my time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I just hope you can be happy around him.

Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.

30. Next time we meet, we really should be strangers.

3 1, there is a trend called breaking up. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters.

32. There is a kind of silent love, which is called giving up, sighing lightly and leaving for love.

33. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.

34. The longer the word "breakup" is dragged on, the more painful it is.

35. Finally, I cried and said goodbye, but I couldn't bear to part with it.

36. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?

37. Those who have disappeared, and those clear eyes.

38. The sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.

Please remember that after this moment, we will become strangers.

40, your world I choose to leave, I left more space for others, I hope this is what you want!

4 1, with your departure, my world has lost its color.

42. Tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.

43, let go of love, I hum along the path, countless sadness.

44, no longer rely on, because I have chosen to leave.

45. If you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better.

46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.

47. Since we have to break up sooner or later, we might as well leave now.

48. If you are heartbroken and forget your feelings, no matter how hard you try, you can't save the broken past.

49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can also fall like this.

50. If time goes backwards and I want to take back the breakup.

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Ren Lei's personality qq talks about comments

1, it's raining at home. I just talked to my daughter-in-law about QQ. This girl told me to wear thick clothes when it rains, and fart under the bed when it is cold at night to make you sleep warmer. I

2. I went to the forest park, walked in the pavilion and heard the conversation between an old man and a young man. I was also drunk. The old man said to the guy, if I had known you were chasing my daughter, I wouldn't have told you so many secrets of picking up girls.

Noda Yoshihiko went to the hospital for examination. The doctor took an X-ray and said regretfully, "Madam Prime Minister, you have a tumor in your brain." Noda Yoshihiko jumped up happily and shouted: Great. The doctor was very puzzled and asked, Premier, is this something to be happy about? Of course, then no one will suspect that I have no brain.

Love just out of school can't stand the temptation of having a house and a car in society. Even if you treat her better than yourself in recent years, you can't enjoy it better than others! Well, it will be better!

5. Topic: The child wrote: After work, my father came back one after another. Teacher's comment: How many dads do you have?

6, wife, you watch this woman on TV, the child recovered so well in just 3 months! Honey, you're recovering well, too. Wife, really, husband? Honey, of course it's true. You have recovered to the first day before delivery.

7. One day, the math teacher held an activity to test everyone's knowledge of Chinese. One question, five () and four (). Most people write about all corners of the country, five stresses and four beauties. Suddenly the math teacher shouted, who is so good at math? It was written in 5840!

8, go out for a run in the morning, urgency. Ran into a nearby tea restaurant and the waiter asked several people. I said, find someone. You don't need service. As a result, people looked at me helplessly and said, "You are the first guest today."

9. A four-and-a-half-year-old brother slept for a long time yesterday afternoon. We are all going to sleep at night, and no one cares about him. He is playing there alone. Finally, my mother got bored and scolded him. As a result, Xiong Haizi said happily that he finally woke up.

10, there is a new classmate in the class. When introducing himself, he raised his arms and shouted. We are all descendants of China, and underground applause rang. He said, hello, my name is Wang Huaxia. Come on, I promise I won't kill you.

1 1. How many men said in front of their wives before they got married, baby, don't cry, they won't make you cry. But after marriage, which wife is not made to cry by her husband? What remains unchanged is that tears become hearts. To love someone we can never go back to!

12, my white body was sprayed with two red letters, and I don't owe anyone money! Who is so wicked! This morning, I found a few big characters on the car. Sao Rui, I sprayed them wrong yesterday. You must be joking!

13, the first class on the first day of grade, the bell rang, and the students stood up and said goodbye to the teacher! Goodbye, teachers and students. I went home happily with a small schoolbag on my back. My family thought that the first day after school, the whole class looked for me for a long time.

14. During the internship, a beautiful woman of the same age often went to her clinic to get medicine. When she is ripe, she often talks and teases each other. It feels good. Once a beautiful woman had a fever and came for a spanking needle. As a result, I gave her an injection and farted loudly and long.

15, I want to open a supermarket, but there are chain stores all around. What is the name of the supermarket that can beat them in an instant? ! Netizen reply, supermarket entrance!

16. The young man wrote in his letter to his girlfriend that he loves you deeply and is willing to go through fire and water for you. I will come if it doesn't rain on Saturday.

17, my daughter said to her mother, Happy Mother's Day. Mom said, "I am happy when you are happy." The daughter said, "What should I do if I am unhappy? Mom paused and said, "Then please don't affect my holiday! "

18, when a girl hands you a coke and asks you to screw the lid on it, from a psychological point of view, it is a desire to seek protection. At this time, you need to hold it gracefully, shake the bottle vigorously, aim the bottle at her face and open the bottle cap.

19, I exchanged dreams with students in class that day. A student said, my dream is to be the richest man in the world, with 50 billion dollars and 50 Rolls Royce cars! ! ! .. after a burst of laughter, a lovely sister loudly said to the teacher, my dream is to be a fairy! ....

20. On my birthday, my boyfriend gave me a grass ring and said, "One for you, one for me, and we will be together forever. I was moved to tears, so I found a poor man.

2 1. I lived by the railway when I was a child. I often play on the roadbed with my friends, and occasionally get caught in the rain on the train. We also shouted excitedly, it's raining, it's raining! I didn't know it was urine until I grew up!

22. Set off firecrackers and insert cow dung during the Chinese New Year. Half a minute passed, but they didn't explode. I'm going to insert another 1. Why is it so bad luck? Face just gather together in the past, it exploded.

Today, a female student came to our police station and said that her wallet was stolen in the canteen. We asked him how he lost it, but he didn't pretend. She said that if she took a seat in the canteen with her wallet, everyone would be happy when she came back.

24, female, don't take a photo with urine, look at your own virtue and chase me? Are you worth it? Male, grass mud horse! Piss when you pee! I think you actually look good when you take off your pants. Let's have dinner tonight. What does she mean?

25. Someone asked, how big is your school? I replied that the aunt who sells mala Tang in the west gate of our school refused the uncle who sells rice noodles in the east gate because she didn't like long-distance relationships.

26. It is said in the news that a diaosi man deliberately chased a BMW while driving, and finally became a couple with a beautiful car owner. Then I tried it once and got caught. Because I drive a Dongfeng heavy truck, that woman hasn't woken up yet.

27. Playing cards in the neighborhood mahjong hall, a woman touched the bomb and slammed it on the table with a loud voice. The uncle across the street was so scared that tears came out directly. Said I had an operation on my head, which cost 500 thousand. You should fall gently.

28. There was a thin layer of snow last night, and my husband got up early and started washing the car. I told him not to wipe it. Now everyone's cars are equally dirty. My husband said, no, it must be cleaned, so as to give them the feeling that my house has a garage.

29. One day, the teacher asked a naughty boy and a strange classmate in class, please tell us why we should study geography. Glug stood up and answered cheerfully, because there is no justice!

Tom is very particular about hygiene. He washes his hands every time he goes to the toilet, and he washes them carefully. Once, Tom didn't take a bath. I was surprised and asked, why don't you wash your hands? Tom replied, "I brought paper this time." . .

3 1. Just now, my roommate took a paper cup full of goldfish to do magic for us, saying it could make goldfish disappear. As a result, the goods picked up the paper cups and drank them.

32. I finally know why the shorts on Taobao are so beautiful, but buying them and wearing them on me is pirated, because ... because, because the model's legs have no leg hair. ....

33. There used to be a buddy who ate in the school dormitory and asked for goods to buy steamed bread. On the first day, she asked her boss how much a steamed bread cost. The boss said, "Five for one dollar." He bought five. The next day, I bought another steamed bread and asked people how much it cost. They said 20 cents each. The goods are angry. They said they paid five yuan yesterday, but today it's twenty cents each. Then he turned and left, leaving the boss alone in that mess.

34. It's really annoying for my girlfriend to have a good appetite. Every time I ask her if she wants to have a big meal, she makes an Ok gesture. I can't tell whether it's ok or 3 bowls.

35. The professor received a note from the audience with the words asshole written on it. He paused for a moment, then smiled and said, "Which classmate wrote his name but forgot to ask questions?"

36. A girl in our school was kidnapped the other night after studying by herself. The kidnapper tied her hands with only one rope, but she was afraid that she would run away. Just tie the shoelaces of her two shoes together. Later, a kidnapper took her bank card to withdraw money, and another kidnapper called her parents with her mobile phone. The girl took off her shoes and ran away.

37. Take your girlfriend home to see her parents and see how nervous she looks. I asked, are you nervous? Girlfriend, um, I'm nervous. I'm afraid your dad likes me! I

38. Chatting with a diaosi female school girl and living in the dormitory. She said that when she came back from a business trip, she washed clothes and found that only the bottom of a new bucket of laundry detergent was left before the business trip. Then I went to wash my face and found that the facial cleanser was gone. Desperate, she went for a walk in the kitchen and found that the basin for washing her ass was on the kitchen table with the remaining leaves on it. Suddenly, all her depression vanished.

I bought a wallet. I took one look and immediately gave a bad review. The reason is that the object does not match the photo. When I bought it, I clearly saw that there were hundreds of dollars in my wallet. This is really a frustrating and sad shopping.

40. I, dear, do you think I will have a natural delivery or a caesarean section in the future? Honey, give birth naturally and be nice to the children! Me, but it's not good for you. Husband,

4 1, my mother asked me at night; Can you make decisions after marriage? I'm so grumpy, and I'm sure I'm in charge I have to give her pocket money. My mother asked me how much to give. Pay as much as you earn.

42. When surfing the Internet in an Internet cafe, two boys suddenly got into a fight. Soon, a man knocked down another boy, his mobile phone fell out and the money in his pocket fell out. At this time, a friend who was watching the drama said that it was really awesome, not only blasting equipment but also blasting gold coins.

43. A woman asked her husband, What should I do if I have Alzheimer's disease in the future and can't remember anything? The man replied, then I will bring a young woman back and tell you that she is your sister and I am your brother-in-law. . . Damn it! Why are you so witty?

44. Title: OK ... OK ... Children write: Mom's legs are so thin and thick ... Teacher's comment: Is it thin or thick?

45. Go to Nanjing to see your girlfriend on Valentine's Day. I happened to meet a TV interview at Nanjing Railway Station when I came back. The camera pointed at me. I was so excited that he moved the camera down when he went downstairs. So I leaned over to interview, and the photographer of Nima pushed me aside. I turned around and saw a prisoner coming behind me. How embarrassing! At first I smiled at the camera.

46. Last night, my stomach suddenly hurt, and my brother pulled out the charging mobile phone like lightning. Then I took a cigarette from the bedside and sprinted to the toilet. Halfway through the writing, I suddenly realized that I seemed to have missed something.

47. It only takes 5 minutes to go to the toilet normally, 0/5 minutes with mobile phone/kloc-and 45 minutes with wifi. A socket power supply is likely to last forever! ! ! ! Humans are so abnormal that they can stay with natural green manure for so long ~

48. I invited my pregnant partner to have dinner together, and we had a good time chatting while eating. She asked me to name the baby. I asked her husband's last name. She said her surname was Du, and I tactfully said that her English name was good. Idiot actually agreed, and said he liked it.

49. A treasure bought a bag of nutrient soil, weighing 30 kg. A 40-50-year-old man saw it and helped me to the elevator without saying anything. God bless the kind people.

50. Your deskmate talks a lot. I will have my wife, too. I will also show her photos and tell her about you at my deskmate. I suddenly feel that this man is dying.

5 1, a, I think this camera and camcorder are better made in Japan! B, yes, very clear! A, China can't do it! B, nonsense, don't look at what people used to shoot!

Qq is very funny. Talk about comments.

1, get used to forgetting you and your past.

2, the feeling of sleep has been blurred.

Parting makes me deeply realize that fate is painful.

Even if there are more disappointments in my heart, I won't stop leaving.

After losing you, I am still myself, aren't I?

6. Your departure is also a relief for me. I've had enough.

7. I didn't know what fun was until I separated.

8. Let my love go with the wind and stay where it is.

9. Some people, if they miss one step, are doomed to miss the Millennium.

10, our love, everything is gone.

1 1. The reason for breaking up is false, but it is true.

12, your departure made me see how hypocritical the world is.

13, your love with Russia is gone, leaving a trace.

14, lovelorn. Note: The situation is frozen.

15. If I knew you would let go, I would rather you had never been here in the future.

16, after being hurt by you, my head is blank now, maybe maybe I'm starting to forget you.

17, even if we are separated, I still hope you live better than me.

18, 1 Qumolige, from now on you are just a stranger to me.

19, your departure made me slowly learn to clear my mind and pretend to be normal.

20. When tears fall, it is a period, and your heart has never gone far.

2 1, the upward movement of the corners of the mouth no longer belongs to me.

22. I want more and want to hold on to it more firmly, but when I hurt my palm, everything slipped away inadvertently.

23. Turning my back, I told myself that I couldn't look back, and I was glad that I wouldn't cry for anyone in the future.

24, too late to say love to her, how could she have the heart to leave?

25. Please don't forget if you can. If the wound heals, you must be willing to leave.

26. Unconsciously, the eternity in your mouth has come to an end.

27, tear up this page, delete all this, we are not who is who.

28. I will bury all my time in my heart. This time, looking at the sky, I just hope you can be happy around him.

Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.

30. Next time we meet, we really should be strangers.

3 1, there is a trend called breaking up. We are all fashionable, so we are called hipsters.

32. There is a kind of silent love, which is called giving up, sighing lightly and leaving for love.

33. Everything is done. I think when you leave, you will smile like a flower.

34. The longer the word "breakup" is dragged on, the more painful it is.

35. Finally, I cried and said goodbye, but I couldn't bear to part with it.

36. Everything is just a cloud. Since you are heartless, why should I be interested?

37. Those who have disappeared, and those clear eyes.

38. The sincerity I once gave you was abandoned by you.

Please remember that after this moment, we will become strangers.

40, your world I choose to leave, I left more space for others, I hope this is what you want!

4 1, with your departure, my world has lost its color.

42. Tears shed are the tuition fee for love graduation.

43, let go of love, I hum along the path, countless sadness.

44, no longer rely on, because I have chosen to leave.

45. If you are separated, you should take better care of yourself and love yourself better.

46. Leave bravely, just like a kite, flying to the scorching blue sky.

47. Since we have to break up sooner or later, we might as well leave now.

48. If you are heartbroken and forget your feelings, no matter how hard you try, you can't save the broken past.

49. Your departure made me understand that my tears can also fall like this.

50. If time goes backwards and I want to take back the breakup.