Carpenter Ma Xu

There is a saying that coincidence is not a book, so how clever can this thing be? Look down.

Once upon a time, there was a young carpenter who wanted to make a fortune because of his poor craftsmanship. Then he heard that it is easy to make money in this big city. The carpenter left home without saying anything, asking about the direction of the capital all the way. It wasn't long before he left. The carpenter happened to meet Li Xiucai who was taking the exam in Beijing. Because he is illiterate, he especially respects educated people. Then walk hand in hand with this scholar Li and take care of each other along the way. Secondly, I can learn something from this scholar and learn more. This Li Xiucai is a warm-hearted person who knows everything and says everything. In other words, it is ink, so along the way, the two people asked questions and answered, laughing and laughing, relaxed and happy.

On this day, the little carpenter and Li Xiu were walking on the road, and there was a man riding a horse beside them. Horseshoe stepped on the bluestone board and made a clear sound. Li Xiucai was full of poetry and the horse beat the drums. There happened to be a family feeding chickens, and their mouths rang like bells on a broken iron plate. Dangdang Dangdang, Li Xiucai shook his head again, the chicken pecked at the mouth and rang the doorbell. The little carpenter found these two sentences very interesting and remembered them firmly.

When they arrived in Beijing, they soon parted ways. The little carpenter looked at everything in surprise. He saw a group of people pointing at the wall and squeezed in curiously to see what it was. It's too noisy. It turns out that everyone is watching a list of emperors. The emperor recruited talents from all over the world. Whoever knows 100 ancient prose can be a husband. This imperial list has been posted for a long time, and people come to see it in an endless stream, but those words are like gobbledygook, and no one can understand them. Naturally, no one dares to disclose them.

The little carpenter shook his head, looked at it for a while, and pointed to the imperial order. Oh, what a pity, what a pity, I don't know a word.

At this voice, the soldiers who kept the list immediately lit up. For such a long time, no one dared to say that he knew the words on it. Now here comes an expert who doesn't know a word, but he doesn't know a word. Then he shouldn't be Xu, so who should be Xu? Without saying anything, he took off the list of emperors and took the little carpenter into the palace.

When I heard that someone had found the list of emperors, the emperor was very happy, so he asked Buddhists to test how capable this young Jie Jun really was. Buddhists looked at the little carpenter curiously from top to bottom, making him feel that he was not a scholar. More like a country bumpkin, but isn't there a saying? You can't judge by the amount of sea water, let alone judge a person by his appearance. Maybe you are a genius, you don't know.

Since it is a topic, it can't be tested by ordinary methods. Buddhists first drew a circle with their fingers, then drew a square with their fingers. Yes, the sky is round, and then let the little carpenter answer the little carpenter I thought Buddhists were telling me what to do, whether to make this pot cover or sit on a bench. The little carpenter thought, isn't this an underestimate? I immediately reached out my hands and drew a bigger circle, which means that I can do anything. The Buddhist was very surprised. Oh, my God, isn't this fucking Kun? It's amazing. He is really a master. The Buddhist stretched out four fingers in his left hand and eight fingers in his right hand, indicating all directions. When the carpenter saw it, he thought that the Buddhist asked him if he would work for four days or eight days, and he didn't care. He held out a hand and waved it at once, saying that four days is not enough, eight days is too much, and five days is enough. Buddhists were surprised again, thinking that the little carpenter was a heavenly teacher. The Buddhist thought about it and touched the official hat on his head, meaning that he was wearing a black veil and he was the king. When the carpenter saw it, he thought that the Buddhist asked him if he was really capable, so he clapped his hands to show that there was no problem. Now he can start. But Buddhists thought he meant starting from scratch and being awed.

He was stumped by several questions in succession. Buddhists just saw someone leading the way outside the window, and casually said that the stirrup bluestone played drums, the little carpenter listened and drank, and the chicken pecked its mouth and rang the bell. After listening to this, Buddhists can't help but give a thumbs up. This man is resourceful, so he is the only person for Xu. He immediately reported to the emperor that this boy was good. When the emperor heard the joy, he immediately made a decision. He told the world that a grand wedding was held for him and the princess that night. The little carpenter actually put on a big red wedding dress, but when he entered the bridal chamber, he could not uncover the princess's red veil. This is a big crime of decapitation, and then the little carpenter knelt in front of the princess and told the story in detail. Where is the princess? The princess became more and more angry and wished someone would kill him at once. Who dares to bully him, right? On second thought, if she really wants to kill him, then it will be a disgrace to the royal family and she can only be widowed for life. Alas, there was no way, so she had to submit to humiliation and take the initiative to find a way to muddle through for this little carpenter.

According to the rules, the new Xu will go to court early the next morning. In order not to make a fool of the little carpenter, the princess told him earnestly that Pangu's little carpenter didn't understand those words, but she didn't understand them. The princess was in a hurry and prepared a small drum and a plate for him to wear, saying, if you forget Pangu,

Early the next morning, the little carpenter put on his royal suit and took these two things to the palace. After the ceremony, there were ministers who were picky. It is said that there is only one word on Master Xu's list. Does Master Xu know what it is?

Little carpenter, he was so nervous that he forgot everything about Pangu. He put his hand into his arms, accidentally jumped on it, and broke the drum in his arms, so he loudly said that it was broken ancient prose. The ministers were all surprised. They only heard what Pangu's broken drum meant. At this time, the little carpenter gradually calmed down and used his quick wits. Don't you even know who the broken drum is? Ah, ministers shook their heads. I don't know who he is.

The little carpenter doesn't care. Everyone has a father, and the broken drum is Pangu's father

Some ministers expressed doubts. Ask Master Xu, which ancient book did this matter come from?

The carpenter shook his head. Ah, it's clearly written in the wooden sutra. When this statement came out, everyone was speechless. Not only has no one seen this wooden sutra, but no one has heard of it. Suddenly, he was fascinated by the knowledge of the little carpenter. In this way, the little carpenter became Xu. In this life, he no longer has to worry about eating and drinking. (End)