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Couples are jealous of each other and send friends to each other.

Couples are jealous and send friends to each other (Article 1) 1. Jealousy is the most obvious confession, waiting is the stupidest confession, and companionship is the longest confession.

Life is a buffet. If you don't take the food, you won't get anything.

I want to be jealous of shredded potatoes. Where are the shredded potatoes?

4. My heart is failing, and I'm going crazy.

I can't cry yet, but I can't hold back my eyes.

6. What does it have to do with me?

7. I don't want to have too much. I want a glass of Wang Zi milk, eat a strawberry and hug you.

8. I am full of affection, but I fell in love with you from cool thin. It seems that this ending was doomed from the beginning?

9. I love you, so I'm fooling around, jealous, dissatisfied, and there are various reasons to prove it.

10. In the face of love accidents, you can only be passive if you are not impulsive.

1 1. Baby, you know. I ate a bowl of powder this morning. I have to say that the boss's vinegar is really good. I put a little, but it's still sour, almost to my heart.

12. I stumbled to understand that life is about losing some cherished people and things.

13. Sorry, I won't love people who often make me jealous, because I know my heart is not here at all.

14. Jealousy is a person's instinct. Jealous likes you and cares when you are angry.

15. I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.

16. After making trouble without reason, I think we should learn to be strong.

17. I forgot how to be happy, but I still can't forget you.

18. I eat 3%-5% acetic acid.

19. What the fuck am I supposed to answer? It's a cross-era confrontation, and it's at least half a century old vinegar.

20. I was only seriously injured. I just want to protect myself.

Couples are jealous and send each other friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. Do you want to eat jiaozi? I have raw materials!

22. Fool, do you think that I love Liu Xia and always treat you as her? You are as important to me as she is, but I am different from you in one thing. I will be angry to know that she likes bamboo dyeing, but I will be jealous to see you with another man.

23. If I could be by your side at this moment.

24. The wind outside the window glides gently, and the rain outside the window falls slowly.

25. His indifference made me a joke.

26. Fate: Being jealous means liking you, being angry means caring about you, and hurting you means not wanting to lose you!

27. Sometimes, I can understand what anger is.

28. I like a person too much to control my emotions.

29. If you have a girl you like, don't make other girls laugh. One will be jealous and the other will be moved.

30. I found for the first time that the scheming in the original TV series was aroused like this-when you began to be jealous, began to care, began to be jealous ... when you began to like someone.

3 1. I was jealous and deleted all the men who had spoken on the buckle. I smiled. Why didn't I notice that he cared so much about other things?

32. What bad ideas do children have? The child is jealous today and forgot to add jiaozi.

33. Why is there faint sadness on innocent faces?

I don't care how chaotic your world was before you loved me, but I care that I am not the only one when you love me.

35. Say: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

36. Laozi tm euphemistically called jealous.

37. I just love to cry, laugh, make trouble, be willful, angry, jealous, distressed and confused! If you don't love me, please don't come near my world.

38. Because of you, I became sad, jealous and neurotic. That's because I care about you.

39. The most urgent thing is always the most beautiful scenery, and the most painful thing is always the truest feelings.

40. Russia is so distressed, but your love still hurts Russia all over.

Lovers are jealous and send friends to each other (Chapter 3) 4 1. Seeing what he said before, I still feel heartache and jealousy.

42. If you don't like parting, but you always have to face it, then you have no choice, right?

43. Those youthful days were as beautiful as knives, especially bloody when they came late.

44. It's good that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.

45. Some people say that love is a kind of back. When you catch up with him, you will regret it.

46. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you are not qualified to be jealous.

47. Why is this happening? Back to the original mood? They are always around you, making me jealous. Hum makes me angry!

48. The most painful thing is to see someone who once said that he would take care of you all his life playing with another girl. You still have to smile without saying a word, just because you are not qualified to be jealous.

49. The insidious class teacher arranged for a pair of deskmate lovers to sit at the same table with the most handsome and beautiful men and women in the class, making them jealous of each other and finally breaking up. ...

50. What are you doing lying down after falling, waiting for someone to step on you?

5 1. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

52. I am a very stingy woman. I will be jealous because of a little thing. That's because I care about you. If one day I'm not jealous, it's me?

53. We cling to sadness and lament the misfortune of life, and suffering becomes a doomed ending.

54. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

Honey, even if you take your time and walk gently, you don't want to say hello to me.

Happy people are all the same, and unhappy people are unhappy in their own way.

57. If you get a little closer, you have to change your outspoken question.

58. You sigh at ta's face and ask if ta is sour.

59. It's not that I don't want to have it, but I'm afraid of losing it after I have it, and I'm even more afraid of losing and missing my life.

60. God has decided who your relatives are. Fortunately, he left you room to choose your friends.

Boyfriends are jealous and send friends.

Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. Feelings are always sad, just like eating lemons.

2. I am not gentle, I have a bad temper, I get angry easily, I get jealous easily, I get heartbroken easily, I get paranoid easily, I am willful, I don't want to talk when I am angry, I always giggle when I am happy, I will hide my grievances in my heart, I care, I want to be known by you, I like listening to sad songs when I am sad, and I like to share them with people I care about when I am happy.

3. Work hard for beautiful clothes and worthy people!

Honey, you don't want to say hello to me even if you take your time and walk gently.

5. Mistake old vinegar as ink and write down your life with acid.

If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a flying bird, flying by your side forever and never giving up.

7. I know it takes a lot of courage to hug, and I know that gentleness is only a moment.

8. Leave me alone. I'm not angry. I'm fine.

9. The feeling of selfishness is real. Maybe what I said is a little extreme, but I think in the face of true feelings, no one can deny that being angry and jealous is false.

10. Like you, I like you more than anyone on the earth.

1 1. No one can grieve for you, but you cry for others.

12. It's not that I'm stingy, jealous or suspicious, but that I love you! Don't pretend not to care in the future, because I really care!

13. I came to see you, but you didn't see me. I was with your master all day, so I ignored you because I was jealous.

14. If you decide to turn back, don't turn back frequently. Cool people will be remembered for a long time.

15. I'd rather keep silent and make people look like fools than prove that I am.

16. Lao tze tm euphemistically called jealous.

17. Why do you care what makes you unhappy? People who love you will not make you unhappy.

18. There are so many stars in the sky, but few sincere people on earth.

19. I can't be with you. I have joys and sorrows. Anyway, my heart is only sad.

20. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you are not qualified to be jealous.

Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. 2 1. I can't cry yet, but I will hold back my eyes.

22. You can accept failure, but you can never accept that you have never struggled.

23. I can't even say that I am jealous. What should I do if I miss you?

24. Whether it's a couple or a lover. If you really love, you will think and doubt. Doesn't mean you don't trust or love you, so you will be jealous. If you don't love, then I don't care what you do!

25. Two people who look like pigs have sex, but they are jealous of each other every day, fearing that the other person will be taken away by the opposite sex. This is true love.

26. There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

27. I just love to cry, laugh, make trouble, be willful, angry, jealous, distressed and confused! If you don't love me, please don't come near my world.

28. You withdraw a message and edit it again.

29. I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest and warmest light in the world at the moment.

30. The sourest thing in the world is not not not being jealous, but not even being qualified to be jealous.

3 1. It's me who can't breathe hysterically, whether it's me in spring or me in summer.

32. Don't say I'm fine, I'm so fine, why don't you!

33. How the fuck do I answer this? It is an out-and-out jealousy that spans time and space, with a history of at least half a century.

I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.

35. I remember my impudence, which disappeared so quickly.

36. In the face of love accidents, only when you are not impulsive can you be passive.

37. There are too many words to say in a flash, but suddenly I can't make a sound, as if my throat is stuck.

38. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.

I told you all my nonsense. I really care about good morning and good night. I am jealous, but I never asked you if you wanted Zheng Zhou, so you left me.

40. If you don't envy, don't envy, don't follow, don't stay, don't feel bad, how can you talk about deep love?

Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. If one day, I completely disappear in your world, will you remember my existence?

42. If you don't like parting, but you always have to face it, then you have no choice, right?

43. Only when I love you will I be jealous.

44. My fool, you don't know I'm jealous! It's like I'm shivering with cold, and you're still eating a cone and asking me if I'm hot, but I'm not that strong!

I admit that I like you. I admit that I think about you every day. I admit, I will be sad if you say who is good. I admit that I will be jealous when I see you chatting with others. I admit that I really don't want to lose you.

46. Time is short and vision is far away. In the future, a mountain and a river will quietly leave overnight.

47. Please don't tell the little secret between you and someone, ok?

48. I will grow up just because my sky once collapsed.

49. Some people just don't realize how hurtful what they say.

50. Whenever I see you teasing other girls, I don't know what identity to use to be jealous. After all, we are just classmates.

5 1. I don't like to see you being nice to others. I will be jealous, even if we are not lovers.

52. Love has always been a bondage, and the pursuit of love does not mean the pursuit of freedom. Freedom is precious, and we exchange this most precious thing for love. Because I love someone and know that I will lose my freedom, I am willing to make a promise. Commitment is used to counter all changes. Change is eternal, and we can only restrict the change of the world with eternal promises. What can't last forever is not a promise. Commitment is very expensive, if you respect your personality.

53. There is nothing wrong with a person's life. It is very tiring to love someone. Sometimes to please him, he doesn't appreciate you. But how relaxed you are, you will not be tortured by love, you will not be jealous because he is close to others, and you will not shed so many tears in vain.

54. Did you give her the wallet I gave you?

55. My grievances, my tolerance and my despair are taken for granted in your eyes.

56. It's not that I no longer believe in love. It's just that there won't be anyone like you to let me despair again.

57. If I can, I will hate you with all my strength.

58. It's good that someone remembers your little details. Not because you keep reminding them, but because they really care.

59. Maybe every time we see a beautiful person, we will ask our partner if he likes it. He will be very scared and jealous. But honey, don't forget that we are the only and most important reason for each other. We love each other because the only love makes us irreplaceable. If it doesn't love you, please let go, it doesn't matter, but it has lost its value, even if it has had sex.

60. Go and play with other people's babies. I don't want to be with you.

Boyfriends are jealous and send friends. The fourth sentence 6 1. Any boy who is jealous is cute and deceptive. His jealousy is unreasonable and ignores people.

62. I love you, so I'm fooling around, jealous and dissatisfied, and there are various reasons to prove it.

63. I don't want to have too much. I want a glass of Wang Zi milk and a strawberry, and then I will hug you.

64. I am jealous, I am angry and I am crazy because I care.

65. I want to make you jealous, but I also want to be jealous of you, but I'm afraid you wish me happiness.

66. I love you late, but it's a pity that you have been with someone else and told her your sweet words to make her happy.

67. In my life, there are too many passers-by that make me breathless.

68. I hope that when you and I get old, there will be a youth with a rising mouth.

69. The dark color reflects the peach blossoms, and the pieces are scattered into rain, and lovers are worried.

70. My PH is a little low.

7 1. It's okay to be jealous. It's human nature. Don't mind. It even shows how much you love each other, enough to admit your weakness.

I can't give you a castle, but I can give you a hamburger.

73. Silence is a girl's biggest cry. There is always a person who has been living in the bottom of my heart, but has disappeared into life.

74. The mouth is trying to be brave, but the heart is surrendering. Actually, we are all faking it.

75. Fall down, get up and prepare for the next posture.

76. You once said that you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

77. You know what it's like to be jealous. You left me!

78. The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous at all.

79. I am jealous because I care and I am too afraid of losing; I don't care, it doesn't matter, because I don't love.

80. The best love is not cold war, not willful, and communicating more. Like and love in a comfortable way. Know how to bear, know how to share and make progress together.

Jealous and irritable, sending sentences in a circle of friends.

If you are jealous, send a message to your circle of friends 1. What bad ideas will children have? The child is jealous today and forgot to add jiaozi.

2. Call yourself stupid, talk about describing yourself as stupid and funny.

I can't let go, I can't bear to part with it, I can't forget it, but I can't get it.

4. Rice, oil and salt sauce me and tea.

It's better to uncover the scars of lovelorn love and cure this painful disease.

6. I euphemistically expressed my jealousy

7. Only when you love can you be jealous. Maybe love will make you afraid to leave; Maybe I'm afraid of being hurt when I love you, fool ~ I can't learn indifferently, really!

8. I tasted a Shanxi specialty and my mouth was sour.

9. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a flying bird, flying by your side forever and never giving up.

10. I came to see you, but you didn't see me I was with your master all day, so I ignored you because I was jealous.

1 1. Not all feelings can be invested, not all sincerity can be invested, meeting is always so affectionate, and parting is always so ruthless.

12. That road is too difficult to walk. Draw a beautiful rest.

13. I like being jealous, but I care when I am angry.

14. How the fuck can I answer? It's a cross-generational confrontation, and it's at least half a century old vinegar.

15. Happy people are often the easiest to satisfy.

16. I like your smile and warm appearance when you speak, and I like the softest light in the world at the moment.

17. In fact, I am jealous, but I hope his past can be happy, but it seems that I seldom see her happiness. In fact, I can understand that it must have been hard to give up at the beginning! So forget it, he will pay as much money as he wants, and he will never demand it again. Only by loving yourself well can you be qualified to be loved by more people! Learn those. Oh!

18. I thought Tiandi No.1 was sour enough, but I didn't expect the old vinegar to be more sour.

19. I'm crazy. I will go crazy when I see you.

20. Your happiness blinded my dog's eyes and pierced my heart.

I'm leaving, because you never asked me to stay.

22. Jealousy, behind this jealousy is love! This carelessness also tortured a heart!

23. I am always by your side when you are sad, but you have never found out.

24. Maybe at the end of a song, people will leave and forget, but when the melody is the best, thank God that we are together.

25. I eat 3-5% acetic acid.

26. Don't say I'm fine, I'm so fine, why don't you!

27. Some things are doomed to fail, while some likes can become habits.

28. A batch of my acid.

29. I can't forget you, just as you won't love me, never.

30. Those who dare not love again must have loved deeply. It seems that all kinds of poisons do not invade, but in fact, all kinds of poisons have already invaded the body.

3 1. Reality is never as beautiful as people think, and beauty is never realistic.

32. I am not afraid of losing anyone. I'm afraid of losing myself without progress.

It's not that I want to be jealous, but that you gave me a chance to be jealous.

34. The most sour thing in the world is not not not being jealous, but not even qualified to be jealous.

Being jealous is telling me in disguise that you don't believe me. I hate doubt.

36. I love you, so I'm fooling around, jealous, dissatisfied, and there are various reasons to prove it.

I'm sorry, I don't love people who often make me jealous, because I know my love is unswerving, but your heart is not here at all.

38. I am a hysterical person who can't breathe, whether I am in spring or in summer.

39. You know what it's like to be jealous. You left me!

40. It's not that I no longer believe in love. It's just that no one will make me lose my life like you.

Send a message in a circle of friends when you are jealous and sad.

I love you, but you love him.

2. What's it like to be deeply loved by someone you love? What will it be like? If you want to answer immediately, you must know how happy you are. Although it has been argued that unrequited love is also a kind of love, you can't make a sound with one hand.

3. Looking at the road we walked together, it's all memories together.

4. Jealousy is a person's instinct. Jealous likes you and cares when you are angry.

Please don't tell the little secret between you and someone, ok?

I don't care anyway, it doesn't matter.

7. I'm not jealous anymore and I don't think about it anymore. I'm tired. Go with whoever you like.

8. She loves to be angry because she wants you to coax her and care about her. She is jealous because she loves you, and she can't tolerate any tenderness you give other girls.

9. I asked myself more than once, I like you, why not be jealous? I just like you, that's all. ...

10. The taste of women being jealous: very sour, but a little sweet. There is no malice for a woman to be jealous, which is a unique expression of love.

1 1. The feeling of selfishness is real. Maybe what I said is a little extreme, but I think in the face of true feelings, no one can deny that being angry and jealous is false.

12. I can't be with you. I have joys and sorrows. Anyway, my heart is only sad.

13. Always alone, accompanied by loneliness, infected with loneliness.

14. The saddest thing is that your friend didn't stay. I'm jealous because I still like you. I don't talk because I still care about you!

15. Am I too stupid, or is the world too fake?

16. I thought a person could be very happy, but I didn't expect to be lonely.

17. Some things are really a difference in mind. I should surrender to compromise slowly.

18. If a person likes you and hates you for one reason, is it because he is jealous and eats too much?

19. That's it, you play.

I admit that I like you. I admit that I think about you every day. I admit, I will be sad if you say who is good. I admit that I will be jealous when I see you chatting with others. I admit that I really don't want to lose you.

The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but no right to be jealous at all.

22. You once said that you would take care of me all my life, but your life is so short.

23. I ate sweet and sour ribs today, no ribs, no sugar.

24. I don't want to steal my lover from others in the future.

25. I thought it was jealousy, but now I understand ~ just jealousy!

26. Do you want to eat jiaozi? I have raw materials!

27. I am still very happy because of each other. Even if you can't go shopping hand in hand, you can be friends who talk about everything. I will say that I am not jealous, but I will feel very painful in my heart. Life is only a hundred years. Please don't hold hands when I can. When I can be together, please don't be separated easily, and cherish the sense of practicality between us.

28. That ridiculous love is not worth it, we girls pay.

29. I feel so uncomfortable that I can be jealous for a long time when I think about what I don't have.

30. I'd rather not hold it. You can grow old.

3 1. I will quarrel with you, but I won't say goodbye; I will be angry with you on purpose, but I want to see you jealous.

32. Being tired of living is the same as being full. Love you too much, blame me for being affectionate.

33. If one day, I completely disappear in your world, will you remember my existence?

34. In fact, people who always laugh really need to be hurt.

35. Rice, oil and salt sauce me and tea.

I won't be jealous because you are kind to others, because all your bad things are mine.

37. Jealousy is also an art and a knowledge. Less is not enough, more is enough.

38. Drink water in the wrong cup and turn it into vinegar.

39. You prove your existence by making me jealous, but you don't tell me whether you like me or not. I left. Who is right and who is wrong?

40. I was only seriously injured. I just want to protect myself.

When you are jealous and sad, send a word to a circle of friends. 4 1. The best I can do is not what you want.

42. I really care about my nonsense. Good morning and good night, but I never asked you if you wanted Zheng Zhou, so you left me.

43. I want to be jealous of shredded potatoes. Where are the shredded potatoes?

44. I am not an unreasonable person, but I can't help being jealous, coquetry, angry and cheating in front of you.

Although you don't like me, I still want to thank you. Thank you for appearing in my life, which made me feel the feeling of falling in love with someone.

46. If you get a little closer, you have to change your outspoken question.

47. You put him in intensive care and nursing every day, and he sets space access rights and forgets it every day.

48. I love you late, but it's a pity that you have been with someone else and told her your sweet words to make her happy.

49. If I can see my back, I think I must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead.

50. The vinegar cabbage I ate today was all vinegar, but there was no cabbage.

5 1. It is normal for women to be jealous. If a man is jealous, you know he is serious.

You prove your existence by making me jealous, but you don't tell me whether you like me or not. I left. Who is right and who is wrong?

If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a flying bird, flying by your side forever and never giving up.

54. We always can't hold the quicksand of youth, just like the passage of time, which is always irreversible.

55. You won. You saw me joking with other boys, but you were indifferent. And I just saw other girls eating in the same row as you, and I was jealous.

56. I don't like my girlfriend looking at other men. I will be jealous. I am still a more traditional man.

57. I always see what I don't want to see and hear what I don't want to hear.

58. I found for the first time that the scheming in the original TV series was aroused like this-when you start to be jealous, start to care, start to be jealous ... when you start to like someone.

59. I am not a god. I can't take it anymore. You love her.

60. No one can grieve for you, but you cry for others.

I think I will hide my injury, as you wish.

62. Emotionally, I am stingy, jealous and like to think too much. I can't see that you are good with others. I hope you can remember that.

63. My wish is very small. I just want to keep holding your hand and walking around!

64. If you like someone too much, it is not easy to control your emotions.

65. I am a very stingy woman. I will be jealous because of a little thing. That's because I care about you. If one day I'm not jealous, it's me?

66. Shanxi people feel sour.

67. I was always by your side when you were sad, but you never found out.

68. I won't be jealous when I see you fighting with other girls, really. Because, I believe that no one can enter your eyes except me.

69. If you want to drink apple vinegar today, just eat an apple.

70. Is there a jiaozi? I'm from the northwest!

7 1. acacia tree, fleeting, mistakenly by the west wind for no reason. People are haggard, only for whom, red leaves and flowing water do not follow.

72. Sometimes, I can understand what anger is.

I can only say that jealousy is my instinct. If one day I really don't care about you and others, then you and I are really finished.

74. Books will always turn over and end. Time will eventually take everything away, and it is not difficult to forget everything.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your happy smile.

76. If a woman wants to make a man jealous, what can she do? If a woman deliberately wants to make that man jealous, it means that she is jealous of him.

77. Why is this happening? Back to the original mood? They are always around you, making me jealous. Hum makes me angry!

78. The world is inherently painful, and it is no exception.

79. If you don't envy, don't envy, don't follow, don't stay, don't feel bad, how can you talk about deep love?

80. Your happiness blinded my dog's eyes and pierced my heart.