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The most classic words said by Ma Yili

Ma Yili said:

When my daughter grows up, I will tell her! If a man feels sorry for you when you squeeze into the bus, complains that you don’t eat on time, keeps reminding you to drink less to harm your body, tells you to be safe when you get home from work on rainy days, and sends funny text messages to comfort you when you are sick...please ignore him! Then be with the person who can drive you, stay with you when you are sick, take you to dinner, pick you up from get off work, and tell you "Stop doing that shitty job! Come home with me!"...

If a person says he likes you

Please wait until he takes care of you in every possible way before you believe him.

If he agrees to take you somewhere

Just wait until he books the flight and then be happy.

If he says he wants to marry you

Wait until he buys a ring and kneels in front of you before you are moved.

Relationships are not just words

We have passed the age of hearing about love.

Nowadays, men want women to speak softly, be considerate to you, be more beautiful, have a better figure, be financially independent, and be virtuous in running the household. , be filial to your parents, be polite to your brothers and friends, be diligent, and be proactive in bed.

I want to ask, what is it about you that makes you ask for so much? Are you taller? Handsome? Or do you have seven or eight decimal points in your bank card? Or maybe being gentle and steady will make you feel more distressed? ! If you don’t have anything, just be more honest, sister!

If I were willing to wipe off my lipstick and take off my high heels for you,

I would become an old lady who does laundry and cooking for you.

Wear casually, show your teeth when you laugh, show off your teeth when you are angry, clumsily prepare meals for you with a big belly, wait for you to come home, and even leave the door open when going to the toilet,

take out every time The money saved by bargaining on groceries can be used to buy you cigarettes and alcohol.

It’s not because I don’t have the capital to live a better life with a better man, it’s not because I’m indifferent to fame and fortune

It’s just because you cherish me.

If you choose not to cherish me anymore because you no longer have the charm you had when you first met me.

I can still put on high heels, put on exquisite makeup, and regain my With career and halo, he is admired by thousands of people when he walks out.

It’s very simple, I can spoil you, or I can change you!

——Ma Yili