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Excuse me, how to kiss your girlfriend? We don't know _ please say thank you if you know.
primary
Kiss: Touch the lips of the other person with your lips, as a bird pecks. Lick: lick each other's upper and lower lips with your tongue, so that each other can feel the feeling that the taste buds of your tongue are licked. Pay attention to keep enough saliva. If there is too little saliva, dry licking will make you feel uncomfortable. Bite and kiss: bite each other's lips lightly with your teeth, but don't bite too hard to avoid injury. Kiss and suck: gently suck each other's lips; You can gently wipe saliva on each other's lips and then suck it clean.
middle (level)
Push kiss: put your tongue into each other's mouth and let your tongue push each other. The strength of boys should be reduced to avoid the pain of girls; This kind of kissing can form pleasure. French kissing and sucking: hold his tongue with his lips and gently suck the other person's tongue. Move slowly and gently, and don't rush it. Gum Kissing: Explore each other's teeth and gums with your tongue to stimulate the oral mucosa. Move carefully, slowly and gently between contact and non-contact to produce a special sense of intimacy. Sliding kiss: lick the inside of the other person's tongue with the tip of the tongue and slide from the inside out. Lick French kiss: Both sides lick each other with the tip of their tongue, mainly the tip of their tongue, not their lips.
elder
Chewing kiss: biting the other person's tongue, like a kiss that you want to swallow; Please be careful not to overdo it, just pretend. Imagine the other person's tongue is delicious, biting, licking, sucking and trying to swallow it. Rhythmic Kissing: Put your tongue into the other person's mouth, circle around the other person's tongue rhythmically, and lick it like a circle. Deep throat kiss: put your tongue deep into the other person's throat and lick it again. This is a kiss like overbearing possession; It was a rather uncomfortable kiss, but some people still enjoyed it. Kiss with fire: wrap your tongue in your mouth, turn it up and down, turn it left and right, and increase your pleasure with unscrupulous rotation. This is one of the necessary skills for a good kisser. It is rude but challenging. Kissing in sweet spring: when lips touch, put your saliva into each other's mouth with your tongue and suck each other's saliva. A healthy lover who is suitable for two of a kind will feel that the saliva in his mouth is like nectar, which is unparalleled in the world.
[Edit this paragraph] Skills
The first kiss must be read.
Boys and girls must read the following 10 kinds of men for the first kiss. They are recognized as "killers". After kissing once, people will definitely not want to kiss again. Hurry up and check if you have the following questions, and don't accidentally become the kiss terminator in the eyes of others! 1, vacuum cleaner: this kind of person inhales when kissing, just like sweeping a sanitary vacuum cleaner, which is vigorous and noisy. It is better to have fewer such people. Who wants to be with a vacuum cleaner? 2. Vampire: This kind of person doesn't know whether it is ischemia or illness? When expressing love, they will bite each other's lips until they bite each other's mouth and bleed. What this kind of person needs is not a lover, but a toy that can be used to bite people. 3, the lion opens his mouth: As soon as he opens his mouth, you have to think: Is his goal your mouth, or your nose, forehead and internal organs? 4. Sweeper: This kind of person kisses like a sweeper, but his tool is not a broom, but your tongue! He will help you thoroughly remove the vegetable residue from your mouth. If you like the other person searching carefully in your mouth, then he is your ideal lover. 5. saliva: it makes me sick to think about it. If your lover belongs to this type, remember to wear long-sleeved clothes or simply bring a towel to wipe away saliva at any time. 6. Beard: A full face of beard looks very masculine, but it is enough for you to jump into his arms. 7.Woodenhead: This kind of person is completely unresponsive and bored. You will find that the mirror is much warmer and cuter than him. 8. Slippery as an eel: His tongue sweeps so fast that you don't know where it will move next. However, you will think it's best to leave it in your mouth so that you can catch your breath. 9. Marathon kissing: Once this kind of person kisses, it will take a long time. If he doesn't kiss for hours, he won't stop. However, even the passionate kiss between Romeo and Juliet should stop to eat and sleep, don't you think? Girls must read the first kiss. You must first understand the fact that when two people enter the first kiss stage, they will be a little shy, embarrassed and unnatural. If not, it's not the first kiss. However, there are several principles that can make this dream moment come naturally. 1. Stay calm: Many people are looking forward to their first kiss, which can be as warm as Leonardo and the heroine Nick in the movie Kiss of the Titan. In fact, the more you care, the easier it is to get nervous and lose your temper. "Let nature take its course and stay calm" is definitely the first point that will never change. 2, two lips together: let your lips press on him, and then open your mouth slightly (and teeth, of course! ) Your tongues will touch each other. Let your tongue follow his gentle movements and close your eyes ... At this time, you can put your hand on his chest or waist or run your finger through his hair. 3, adjust breathing: when kissing, I am most afraid of being out of breath, especially when kissing deeply and kissing is not completed, it is easier to breathe. Remember, when you are out of breath, slowly close your mouth, kiss his face and let your lips meet. That way, you can kiss for a few minutes. 4. Warm response: In order to ease the atmosphere after the first kiss and reduce the short blank time after the kiss, you can smile at him or hold his hand tightly to show that the kiss just now was really wonderful. If the first kiss is not as romantic as you expected, there is no need to be sad. The first time, it is inevitable to miss it. Make good use of the above tips, and you will definitely make your kissing skills advance by leaps and bounds! Finally, you just need to remember that the perfect first kiss can only be seen in movies. Everyone has their own way of kissing. There is no such thing as right or wrong, just feel it with your heart. French kissing skills
Optimum mouth shape
A: Closed. Both men and women are still in the primary stage of love. Although there is a strong demand for kissing, they are still shy of each other. So at this time, the kissing mouth is mostly closed, which is limited to lip-to-lip kissing. B: Half-open and half-closed: When kissing, one's upper lip moves between the other's upper and lower lips, and then gently rubs back and forth from left to right, which can make both sides extremely excited. C: concave-convex type. From the gentle friction between lips to mutual sucking, the contact is more comprehensive and the feelings expressed are more enthusiastic. D: unfolded shape. When the lips of both men and women return to the same height, both sides slowly open their mouths, put the tip of each other's tongue into each other's mouths, and gently suck, move left and right or suck.
way
1. Pure lips gently touch each other, like a slow-motion woodpecker, which will not be stained with saliva, without the risk of infectious diseases, and has a soft touch and endless aftertaste. First love, two children have no guess. 2. The extension of Qiong Yao's pure style, lips slightly open, touching each other with the tip of the tongue first, and then sucking the tip of each other's tongue is also a sensitive area, subtle and safe, and the picture is beautiful. A beautiful fantasy that will make each other have a love movie. 3. The one-way teasing of one party and the passive posture of the other party can especially satisfy the pairing combination of a man full of sexual control and a woman willing to play a little woman. 4. Keep your chin close to each other, open your mouth and extend your tongue as deep as possible to each other's throat. Wild lily 5. Sucker-type targets lock each other's lips. Just like a child sucking milk, the sucking force is strong and powerful. If it is not properly controlled or lasts for too long, the chances of lip congestion or injury are high. There is less pride on campus and the oral examination period is not satisfied. 6. Why is the syringe type called syringe type? Because his mouth will draw blood like a syringe, it will absorb the air in the other person's mouth and finally reach a vacuum state, which will cause a special experience; And it is the exclusive experience of girls with small mouths! Boys have big mouths and girls have small mouths; The failure rate of other combinations is as high as 99.9%. 7. The dentist's intermediate skill of licking each other's gums with the tip of the tongue. If the force is not properly controlled, the other party will have the illusion of seeing a dentist. Uncomfortable unmarried couples are adventurous and strong. 8. The electric drill gently wraps the tongue around each other and feels the atmosphere. The kissing skills of boys and girls must have a certain degree and an impeccable tacit understanding. In order to feel the hot elder sister and brother who are experienced in actual combat, 9. When the inflatable kiss reaches the climax stage, it is extremely difficult to separate temporarily and then gently blow the air into the other person's mouth. Inadvertently, it will also cause the other person to suffocate because of inhaling too much air from the nasal cavity, or to vomit frequently because of inhaling your cigarette smell or bad breath and garlic smell. An aphrodisiac with fresh breath 10. All positions above freestyle are free and varied.
Bad method
Men with tight lips are probably more virgins than virgins, and their lips are always tight when kissing. Why! Do you have bad breath or are you worried about losing control? This kissing attitude will make women very nervous, and there is no romantic atmosphere at all! It may even make people think that you are just perfunctory. When kissing, open your lips slightly, tilt slightly and give each other a gentle touch! The "tongue diagnosis" kissing method of tongue diagnosis mode is mostly because men mistakenly think that this is a virtue, that is, you can arouse your partner's lust by sticking out the tip of your tongue casually. In fact, this kind of deep kiss requires a high degree of skill! You and I are not lovers who read countless people, but don't take your single partner as the object of practice, it's a hell on earth! Drooling is obviously that you like drooling tactics! Watch out for drooling too much and drowning each other! Although it is good to feel a little damp and hot sometimes, you may have to take a bath after the war! If so, it seems good to have a mandarin duck. Just pay more attention to each other's feelings, especially when kissing their ears. Don't use too much saliva, it will flow in. Do you think kissing hard means passion? I like to rub each other's lips with my teeth and accidentally leave vampire teeth marks on my neck. This is simply terrible. How to go out to meet people the next day? You're having sex, not attacking each other. Be gentle! Sir, unless the other person loves SM deeply, it is another matter.
Matters needing attention
Kissing is not the same as making love. Kissing has some precautions, but many people don't understand it. In addition to the above points, don't open your eyes when kissing, there are other points to pay attention to. Some women stand in a daze when kissing, and their hands are stiff and drooping. Her boyfriend is like kissing a model in the window. Think about it. What will it be like in his heart? Of course, you should also hold him! There are no clear rules about how to put your hands when hugging. For example, he is about the same height as you, so you might as well put your hand gently around his neck. For example, if he is much taller than you, just put your hand behind his back and hug him. The stupidest way to kiss is just to raise your lips, then stand stiffly and wait for a while. How could he kiss you? Both men and women, if you want to have an elegant kiss, even your body should be soft, natural and echo him. Don't make the sound of teeth colliding with each other. Don't moan from your throat because you are short of breath and difficult. Don't make a sucking sound when kissing. No matter how excited you are, don't hold on to his hair. When kissing, don't look at each other's expression with your eyes wide open, and don't look around. Pay attention to the above matters and enjoy your elegant kiss ~
[Edit this paragraph] Benefits
Recently, Hadma Bankhofer of Germany pointed out in her book "Health Barometer-The Art of Healthy Living" that "kissing can be regarded as a' medical means'". According to a survey conducted by the American Society for Sexual Behavior Studies in Los Angeles, when the weather is fine, people kiss the most, regardless of gender. May and August are the absolute peaks of kissing. Kissing has special significance in sexology. The official statement from the world-famous Kinsey Institute is: "Sex is a skilled behavior, while kissing is just the opposite, conveying the most intimate atmosphere to people!" Therefore, kissing is an important part of human emotional life. Have you ever thought that kissing is also important in natural therapy? Terrestrial animals have "touching" roots with lips and tongues, which are important sensory organs of human body. Kissing can not only stimulate each other's emotions, but also cause orgasm. There are a series of interesting research results. 1, promoting blood circulation: when kissing, the heartbeat of men rises to 1 10 times per minute, and that of women rises to 108 times, which will promote blood circulation and blood supply in the body. 2, increase human vitality: after kissing, people become more active and energetic than before, increasing human vitality. 3. Beauty: When people kiss with their tongues, 38 muscles of the face, mouth and chin are mobilized. Therefore, frequent kissing can relax wrinkles and prevent the formation of wrinkles, so kissing has become a beauty product. 4. Lose weight: It should not be underestimated that a two-minute kiss can consume 65,438+05 calories, so a longer kiss will help you lose weight. 5. Eliminate tension and increase pleasure: Kissing can eliminate tension and overcome depression, depression and fear. People clearly know the reason: when the lips and tongue meet, the pancreas accelerates the secretion of insulin and the adrenal gland releases adrenaline. All these make the whole body enter a pleasant state of alert, and a large number of neuropeptides are released. They inhibit the negative stress hormone cortisol. So people feel absolutely super happy when they kiss. 6. Analgesia: A recent study in Germany shows that the more passionate you are when kissing, the more endorphins your body will secrete, and the hormones produced by kissing can act as painkillers. 7. Relieve diaphragm spasm: Side effect that few people know: Because kissing can relieve spasm, when people kiss wholeheartedly, they can quickly eliminate annoying hiccups. Obviously, kissing can improve the production of sex hormones for both men and women. 8. Prevention of dental caries and periodontal disease: Because kissing inhibits the stress factors of the whole body, it can also neutralize the stress factors in oral saliva, which will change the oral environment. French dentists believe that kissing can prevent dental caries and periodontal disease to some extent. Practice has proved that regular kissing can stabilize human cardiovascular activities, prevent hypertension, reduce cholesterol and improve human health in an all-round way. The following are medical statistics about kissing. A: When kissing, the human body will have 30 muscle movements, of which 12 controls the movements of the tongue and the rest controls the movements of the limbs and head. Therefore, when kissing, people's pulse will accelerate from 70 times per minute to 150 times, and at least 12 kilocalories will be consumed in the human body. Therefore, kissing is a good exercise. B: Kissing can stimulate the mouth and make it secrete a lot of saliva, in which calcium and phosphorus can effectively inhibit dental caries; The more passionate kissing is, the more endorphins with anesthetic effect will be secreted by the human body, and the hormones produced by kissing can play the role of painkillers; Kissing can also prevent the formation of stress hormone-adrenocortical hormone, which is beneficial to relieve hypertension, high cholesterol, muscle atrophy and insomnia. 9. Decompression kissing can prevent the formation of stress hormone-adrenocortical hormone. Adrenal cortical hormone is also the chief culprit of hypertension, high cholesterol, muscle atrophy and insomnia. Kissing can effectively help you calm down from tension, and people who like kissing are usually optimistic, which is also the reason. Kissing can also stimulate the production of adrenaline, prevent the formation of stress hormone hydrocortisone, and ensure that we have a happy mood. Kissing at least three times a day can keep you in a romantic and pleasant atmosphere for 24 hours. 10, immunization Our saliva contains a lot of bacteria. Among them, 20% bacteria vary from person to person. Once other people's bacteria are added to the mouth of the kissing object, these microorganisms will react differently. Therefore, it can stimulate a person's immune system to produce specific antibodies. Scientifically speaking, this process is called "cross-immunity". 1 1, genetic compatibility analysis When kissing, your brain immediately makes a chemical analysis of the saliva of the person you are kissing and draws a conclusion of genetic compatibility. That's why people kiss for the first time for a long time. It is best to establish this compatibility from the beginning [1].
[Edit this paragraph] Infectious diseases
Kissing is a good thing, but it should also be noted that kissing can also infect some diseases. For example, acute respiratory diseases, acute viral respiratory infections and pharyngitis caused by colds. It can also be infected with cold and herpes virus. Stomatitis. Gastric ulcer caused by helicobacter pylori. Dysentery caused by dirty hands. Open tuberculosis. Blood-borne viral infections, such as hepatitis B and C, and the human immunodeficiency virus that causes AIDS. Except for hepatitis B, these viruses are not transmitted through saliva, but they can't be said to be 100% safe, because there is no guarantee that there will be small wounds in either mouth. Infectious mononucleosis (leukocytosis). This is a viral disease of blood, also known as "kissing disease", which can damage spleen and lymph nodes. There is no trichomoniasis in saliva, so trichomoniasis can only be transmitted through sexual intercourse. So is gonorrhea. But syphilis is completely contagious, especially if your partner has chancre in his oral mucosa. There are also some unlucky ghosts who like to sneeze, blush, shed tears and even breathe when kissing. That's because these "delicate bags" are allergic to active substances in their partner's saliva. In this case, we can only change to a less allergic partner or take antihistamines. Medical statistics show that every time you kiss your lips, more than 270 different bacteria spread to each other through the kisser's mouth. Fortunately, about 95% of bacteria are harmless to health, but individuals lack resistance to 5% of them and are prone to illness. Especially in the case of some diseases in the mouth, bacteria are more likely to spread and infect themselves! Kiss the following 8 kinds of people, and be careful that diseases are transmitted to each other! ! Oral health, fresh mouth, you can enjoy the sweetness of kissing. However, oral experts suggest that people with the following eight oral problems are prone to spread diseases through kissing. See if you and he are on the following blacklist: 1, people with bleeding gums. If your gums bleed, it may spread diseases of oral cavity and blood system, and bleeding of gums means that the mucosal barrier or periodontal state of gums is broken, and it is also easy to infect each other's oral bacteria and cause kissing disease. You know, the skin mucosal barrier is the first barrier to protect the human body. Like armor, it can resist external pollution, infection and so on! AIDS is the most intuitive example. If your oral mucosa is clean and complete, so is the other person, then it is relatively safe to actually kiss AIDS patients. 2, people with oral ulcers. The problem of this kind of people is the same as above, and some serious ulcers will be confused with tumors. 3, people with swollen gums. Gum swelling and pain means inflammation, and there are many pathogenic bacteria in the mouth, which increases the chance of mutual infection. 4. People with irregular dentition, crooked teeth and teeth. This kind of people have irregular dentition, easy to accumulate bacteria and stones, and a large number of oral bacteria. Of course, there are jagged teeth, but they are very clean, so be careful not to break your mouth when kissing! 5, people with shrinking gums, the gums are gray. Gingival atrophy itself is a manifestation of gum or periodontal disease. Gloomy gums, either too many dental calculus and serious inflammation, or blood system diseases or other systemic diseases, also need attention. 6. People with bad breath. Bad breath is actually a manifestation of oral diseases, such as gingivitis and periodontal disease. The actual cause of bad breath is the acidity produced by bacterial reproduction and the smell of chemicals such as indomethacin and sulfide. 7. People with cavities. Tooth decay is also a hiding place for a large number of bacteria. 8. People with gingivitis and periodontal disease. In fact, most of the above-mentioned bad breath, gingival bleeding and gingival swelling and pain are the manifestations of these two oral diseases. Here, I will particularly emphasize its generality and importance. Gingivitis, periodontal disease and oral mucosal barrier are basically incomplete, that is, they lose their first protective barrier, which will not only spread the disease to each other, but also be easily infected. There are many germs in the mouths of the above eight people, and kissing will "exchange" these germs. It is even more dangerous if one side carries infectious virus and the other side catches gum bleeding or oral ulcer. These infectious bacteria enter the blood through gingival bleeding mouth and ulcer wound surface, and it is easy to infect each other. If you or your family have these eight kinds of oral problems, you should see a doctor as soon as possible to cure them, and don't drag a minor illness into a serious one. For children, parents should cultivate them to form a good habit of caring for oral health from an early age, and regularly go to a professional dental institution for examination during tooth changing, so that he can have healthy and good teeth all his life.
[Edit this paragraph] Kissing mode
Aquarius: The tree with the forest bath and the sun shining all over the floor, he lies on your lap, and then ... Pisces: When you two are walking in the dusk sunset, you lean your head on his generous shoulder, and he will gently rub your arm first, and then ... Aries: After school, you suddenly find that you are the only one in the classroom, and it is only the afterglow outside the window. In a romantic atmosphere ... Taurus: He stares at you affectionately, and then leans over without saying a word ... Gemini: cheerful, although his classmates are nearby, he gives you a kiss without scruple. Cancer: In a room where two people are alone, he will quietly lean down and suddenly give you a kiss that catches you off guard ... Leo: It's passive. It's really hard to get his kiss if you don't give him a hint. Virgo: When the romantic date is over, he will send you home with a gentle kiss at the moment of parting. Libra: In the choppy and clear Wan Li, he holds you in his arms ... Scorpio: He will joke or chase you, and then slowly close the distance between them and give you an unexpected kiss. Sagittarius: He will attract you by pretending to be asleep or dead, and then give you a naughty kiss. Aries: Suddenly the light goes out, or when you are afraid when watching a horror movie, I will give you a reassuring kiss when I lean in his arms. Why do you close your eyes when you kiss? Why do people like to close their eyes when kissing or naturally? A scholar in Singapore gave an answer to this delicate question. Professor Yao Cheming from the National Institute of Education of Nanyang Technological University in Singapore wrote in the Straits Times last weekend that "kissing will bring people emotional tension"; Closing your eyes when kissing is a natural way to reduce this tension. Professor Yao also published a theory that when a person enters the process of kissing and closes his eyes, many images in his mind become blurred, but the image of the kissing object becomes obvious in his mind; This will be a wonderful feeling. Finally, the professor also pointed out that some people think that closing their eyes when kissing can reduce the embarrassment caused by intimate contact and concentrate on feeling gentle touch and love; In short, they don't want to be disturbed.
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