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I feel that I was given a ticket for the first time in my life.

Sentence (Part I) 1. This is the first time in my life that I have violated the rules and regulations. Let's commemorate it.

2. High-speed speeding violations, even without penalty points or fines. Surprise, accident, happiness!

3. Commemorate the first violation in life.

The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

5. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

6. Abide by traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

7. Seeing that the roadside was full of cars, I stopped, waited in line for two hours, ate cake for ten minutes, and when I came back from the queue, I found that my car was ticketed, but there was no sign prohibiting parking.

We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.

9. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, but people turned left. How stupid of me!

10. Call me after the big break! Said I violated parking. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.

1 1. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger's prediction of weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!

12. No violation for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

13. Drive carefully for 1000 times, and drive carelessly for more than one time.

14. When I saw a beautiful woman looking familiar on the road, I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would give you a ride. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.

15. The stumbling is not high and the violation is not small.

16. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, which is a natural barrier to memory. The previous heartfelt feelings have gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.

17. I haven't violated the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!

18. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

19. Being drivers together, we should greet each other first.

20. On the way to drinking, even the wind is sweet, and I was given a ticket today. Can I swear gracefully?

Sentence (Part II) 2 1. Although it is a smooth road, speeding will be warned, and if there is a shortcut, it will stop.

22. I got a ticket for illegal parking, and I ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!

I got a ticket when I came out for my birthday. 200 yuan, more expensive than the food I ate. I was so angry that I didn't even have a good mood.

24. Safety is the first thing to forget, and illegal operations must not be done.

25. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

Panthers and wolves will not die from eating people and animals, and hidden dangers will not be eliminated by hurting workers.

27. On the day I came back, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

28. We can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

29. Honor, shame and civilization, and traffic safety is in your heart.

30. A good day begins with being given a ticket, so don't be lucky. Today, the ticket was given, and I actually went to work, so I realized that my Spring Festival holiday had entered the countdown.

3 1. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!

32. Violation of asylum means harm to employees.

33. Wealth safety production, illegal operation accidents.

34. The safer the road, the happier life.

36. Safety comes from prudence in sticking to the post, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to the post.

37. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...

38. Safety depends on a sense of responsibility, and accidents are aimed at finding violators.

Moreover, some partners who have been punished also said that everyone has a sense of honor and disgrace, and this novel way can impress offenders.

40. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.

There are too many beautiful sentences for the first time in life.

There are too many firsts in life, such as being a mother's daughter, a lover, a friend and a colleague for the first time. Among them, we have too many shortcomings and regrets. For everyone, there are too many first confidences in life. Please be tolerant in life and time!

1, there are always too many firsts in life, the first time to fly alone, the first time to drive alone in the capital.

Being a mother for the first time in my life is really hard. I am also trying to learn how to be a qualified mother better. What I need is to help me better adapt to the role of a mother, not to replace it for convenience.

3. Sitting for the first time, laughing for the first time, learning English for the first time, calling mom for the first time, holding a spoon for the first time, there are too many firsts in life. Remember the first time yesterday, baby!

There are too many firsts in life. If you always indulge in this, you will never look forward and never remember the past.

There are so many things in life that you can't think of the way ahead. I don't know how to do it. The more unlucky you are, the more you must hold your horses and cheer silently. You tried for the first time.

6. I heard this song completely for the first time today, and I burst into tears unconsciously. There are too many feelings in my life. I always listen to other people's stories, but it seems like my own life. I accidentally slipped away what we should cherish, so I had to clench my fist and continue the rest of my life. Maybe this is called helplessness.

7. There are too many first experiences in life, and some experiences cannot be repeated.

8. There are too many firsts in life. You can see different scenery if you have the courage.

9. I have the urge to die for the first time in my life. At the beginning, I had too much, and in the future, I can only be relegated.

10, to experience, maybe there is the first time in life, the first time to travel, the first time to cry, the first time to be cheated, the first time.

1 1, life is hard, because there are too many firsts in life, and each time makes you feel uneasy and nervous. But life is easy, and people who experience it for the first time will make you more calm and stronger.

12, there are too many firsts in life, but I am worth carrying. There will always be one tomorrow. It's too hard to live once. Please don't lose yourself.

13, there are many firsts in my life, and there are too many firsts this year. I didn't play the first role well. I want to say, "The rest of my life is long, please give me more advice."

14, there is too much helplessness in life. Like a person but can't do anything. For the first time, I found a girl who is much better than myself. I feel inferior and uncomfortable.

15, life, always try many first times, once you do it, there won't be too many doubts.

16, there are too many firsts in life and I want to write down every time, good or bad, which is worth remembering.

17, this summer, I shed too many tears, so I was eliminated for the first time in my life. It is false to say that I don't complain, but what's the use? In the next three years, I hope you will work harder and prove yourself. It's never too late as long as you work hard.

18, there are too many firsts in the journey of life, the first time holding hands, the first time falling in love, and the first time crying because of lovelorn.

19, life is too short to leave too many regrets, and many of them are not easy for the first time. Thank you for finally overcoming your fear of water and completing deep diving.

20. There are too many first experiences in life. Relax and face any possibility.

2 1, starting a full vegetarian diet today. I don't know how long I can hold on. I always feel sick after eating meat recently. Anyway, there are too many firsts in life that I haven't tried yet. Let the good things happen slowly.

22. No matter when and where, you should rely on yourself and don't pin your hopes on others. To grow up, we must always face problems and solve them independently. There are too many firsts in life. When you break through the first time, you don't need anyone anymore.

23. There are too many times in life when you come back for the first time. I will live a good life and work hard in the future.

24, the first barbecue! There are too many firsts in life, so you must learn to try. There will be different expectations.

25. Life begins to count down from the moment of birth. 33 seasons, too many firsts, there will still be more firsts to experience and work hard!

26. The first growth in life may be the loss of self. It is the first time that we lose our "self" that we realize that everything you insist on is wrong, and it is not completely judgmental to sublimate it to right or wrong.

27. There are too many firsts and too many firsts and endings in life. Cheer up and everything will be all right.

28. There are too many firsts in life, and everyone has to experience, experience, work hard and complete!

29. When I was so big, I drank alone for the first time because I was in a bad mood. I feel so delicious for the first time. For the first time, I felt that I had doubts about life.

30. There are too many firsts in life, so be brave enough to challenge and persist. In the face of family members, we always have a guilt hurdle. It is very difficult for a family member who is most afraid of leaving quietly.

3 1, there are too many firsts in life, and each first time is unforgettable. Come on! Create your own "Dienis record".

32. Times have changed. For the first time, I feel that the order of appearance in life is really important. It's really interesting to sigh at life. I have grown up a lot this year. In retrospect, I missed too much.

First date text message

First date text message

I miss you so much. I haven't seen you for several days. It seems like a century has passed. I'm so excited to see you. Don't forget to bring a present.

Bad guy, when are you going to sleep? Get up quickly, lazy pig, and don't forget our appointment.

I want this message to turn into a feather, which floats leisurely to your side and gently falls on your shoulder. When you pick it up slowly, you can see: honey, I'll wait for you downstairs after work!

It's a nice day today. Go out for a walk?

Candlelight reflects our throbbing, and roses sniff out the connection of hearts. When the glass in your hand is raised, you and I both know that romance is a lifelong date.

Spring is blooming and young hearts are cheering. Let's go for an outing!

Rinrin's alarm clock rang, but I don't want to be apart from you in my dream. Back to reality, I found you more lovely and charming than in my dream. Let's have dinner tonight and listen to me about you in my dream, okay? Let's adjust a color and dress up in a youthful age; Let's meet for a lifetime and change the ancient sky together. My heart is full of enthusiasm, waiting for you. Ask softly: Can you give me your reservation? Remember that agreement? We have a little understanding. Miss the first date, my heart is beautiful and uneasy. Steal some time, count to three and fly to the day when I fall in love with you.

I want to eat KFC, I want to eat McDonald's, but I want to eat your home cooking. Is it okay?

Since that time I saw you, my soul seemed to be taken away by you, and your shadow occupied every memory of me. I really want to see you again!

I want to ask you to be my lover. We can share a busy leisure in the summer rain and listen to my long-forgotten voice in the moonlit night.

A classic film is showing in the cinema. If you have time to call back, outside your house at 8: 00?

Thinking of your appearance makes my breathing confused; Think of your smile, the clouds become colored; When your hand holds mine, the air is filled with the fragrance of roses. I really want to date you all the time.

I'll wait for you at the usual place for dinner tonight. ...

Do you need a reason to give a gift to your beloved girl? Do I need a reason to ask you out?

Thinking about your mood is like an hour hand, just moving slowly; Waiting for your mood, like a minute hand, practicing your expression repeatedly, dear, when will you come?

Hey, I wonder if I can have lunch with you?

If you stand me up a hundred times, I will wait for you at the old place 10 1 time!

When you read this message, you already owe me an appointment. When shall we meet?

It is not difficult to wait, and the time is always neither long nor short. But I am eager to meet you and talk quietly. Don't be late.

I'm exhausted in recent days. How about finding a place to relax tomorrow

Are you free tonight? Shall we go out for a walk?

Tonight, the moonlight is like silver, so peaceful and quiet; Honey, where are you? When can I cut candles at the west window with you and enjoy the beautiful scenery of this quiet night!

It's been a long night, and I don't want to sleep, dear. I still remember the wonderful beginning of our love on a dark and horrible night in a month! Hurry up and tidy up. Let's meet in a bar and eat some frozen chicken.

I hope we can make an appointment to meet, of course, with your permission!

What's it like to be in love? Just like every dish you cook for me brings me warmth and sweetness. I miss the taste of love again Honey, can you cook for me tonight?

Honey, you know what? When we look at each other, that moment is the most beautiful moment in the world. Do you want to see that beautiful moment again?

Remember our appointment, don't be late! I look forward to inviting you to dinner tonight.

Missing you is an unspeakable pain. My heart often feels sorry for you. Now, when can you smile beside me? Let's meet today

Do you know that?/You know what? I sat quietly waiting ―― waiting for your appointment call …

Same time, same place, be there or be square.

I heard that you are very tired and want to have an appetizer with you. Although the charge is very expensive, alas, it doesn't matter to you!

You will know if you don't come. If you don't come, then ... hum. ...

When we meet, we always nod, but it's always hard to say what we want to say. At the moment when our eyes met, I already felt your tenderness. Let's date!

What to eat today? Let me know when you think about it. I cook by myself. Oh!

The sentence of flying for the first time

The flight of one or several hours finally passed. Everyone was very excited when the stewardess told us to fasten our seat belts and prepare to land. The plane circled over my hometown and landed slowly. The landscape on the ground is becoming more and more obvious. The tall TV tower and the Hunhe River flowing through my hometown are welcoming our return with my mother's heart. The wheels of the plane finally kissed the runway of Shenyang Taoxian Airport, and everyone smiled at each other excitedly, right! No matter how wonderful the outside world is, there is no such wonderful feeling as going home. If it weren't for the public, I really want to announce to the world loudly that I am back! My hometown, my mother!

2. It was midnight when the plane arrived in Wuhan, and then I went to the city and the railway station by bus, which happened to be 1. It's already half past one to catch the train to Nankai, and it's still early, so I just remembered that I'm hungry. I found a stall nearby and asked for a bowl of Regan Noodles, but I asked for another bowl. It was already dawn when the train turned around and went home.

Three, suddenly, there was an exclamation from behind! What a beautiful sea of clouds! Although she was afraid of affecting others' rest out of social morality and tried to keep her voice down, I still opened my eyes and looked out of the small window. I saw the warm sunshine shining on the wings, and the wings of the plane spread like Dapeng in the sea of clouds. Under the plane is a vast sea of clouds. In the bright sunshine, some are like the endless ice peaks in our northern country, some are like the stormy waves of the sea, some are like rolling up waves, some are like endless cotton fields, in full bloom, waiting for girls to pick them, and some are like endless coastlines. Distant mountains and close waters are really touching! I hold my breath and revel in this wonderland carved by nature!

The plane started to start. The monster ran on the runway for a while, accumulated enough energy, and then took off and soared. Through the clouds, at this moment, I looked out of the window. There are white clouds floating in the air, like cotton balls, some like lions, some like dogs, some like ice cream, and some like flowers. After a while, the plane flew out of the clouds and I saw the scenery below, with mountains and water. How beautiful!

Sitting in the cabin of a helicopter, the loud roar reminds me of the diesel generator workshop where my father worked. I didn't even drink a glass of water, let alone have a drink. Even if the conditions are so difficult, not everyone can sit on it. Treatment is limited to the building of the director's family. I boarded the plane for the second time in 2004, in Pudong, Shanghai.

Looking down from the window, the ships on the sea are sailing in an orderly way like sails. The plane continued to descend and the ship became clearer and clearer. The coastal aquaculture areas in Pudong are like Tian Zi, and the terraces on the uphill are green. The plane is still descending, the small fishing boat is clearly visible, the fishing net is dragged behind it, and the motor sound of the fishing boat is endless. Further west, there is a line between north and south, which may be the boundary of aquaculture area. The buildings, factories, streets and highways in the city are becoming more and more clear, and cars are speeding on the highways. The plane is still landing, almost to the airport, and slowly the plane landed safely and smoothly on the runway of the airport.

7. When the plane encounters an emergency, the evacuation speed is calculated in seconds. Generally speaking, 90 seconds after a plane crash is the prime time to escape. Never carry luggage when evacuating in an emergency, because carrying luggage to escape will not only slow down the evacuation speed, but also block other people's escape routes.

At this time, my plane roared and accelerated on the runway, and then it flew. I felt a force lifting the plane. I feel a little weightless and my ears are buzzing. I looked out through the window, and the cars and buildings on the ground became very small, just like looking at a map. I'm so excited, keep looking out of the window. After a while, the plane got into the clouds, so white that I couldn't see the wings clearly. After a while, the plane came out of the clouds and the ground became a map again.

In order to relax myself, I grabbed the handrail tightly and tried to divert my nervous mood, but I still felt a little uncomfortable. Fortunately, the plane quickly stabilized and the discomfort in my heart slowly eased.

10. Looking at the beautiful sky, I remembered the aria of the Weaver Girl in Fairy Descent, and when she floated to the world, she suddenly felt that she was dressed in splendid clothes and swam gracefully in the sea of clouds, becoming a fairy. I am very excited when I think of looking up at the sky on land and seeing white clouds running on the grass like sheep. Looking down at the beauty of white clouds above the sea of clouds, it is really a hole in the sky and I feel the joy I have never had before.

Eleven, I imagine, flying in the blue sky with tears, seeing the sea, how small I am in front of nature-I feel very happy when I fly for the first time. Very happy.

12. Finally, at 10 o'clock in the evening, the announcer's voice came from the hall: Attention, passengers going to Guangzhou, the plane is about to board, please get ready for boarding. There was a sudden noise in the waiting hall, and people flocked to the ticket gate. I thought I could get on the plane when I got out of the ticket gate, but I didn't want to, but the plane stopped a few hundred meters away. I ran after a group of people, because I was in a hurry to get on the plane, so I always felt long when I left. A colleague probably left in a hurry. It just rained on the ground, slipped and fell. Fortunately, I didn't fall heavily. I got up and continued to chase.

When I was bored, I accidentally glanced at the clouds outside the window and found that the clouds I saw had a different flavor. I used to look up at the sky and the clouds were far away. They can become flying people, gods and horses, dragons, statues, or a grand historical battlefield, interpreting the rise and fall of the times in the sky. Now the cloud is beside me, although separated by a layer of glass, but it seems within reach. The plane continued to fly high, and the clouds were already under my feet. Sometimes they are like thin sand, floating vaguely, covering the earth; Sometimes it's like the snow-covered earth, which makes people want to make a snowman and have a snowball fight. They are like glaciers, reminiscent of the sinking of Titanic and the tearful love between Jack and Rose. To see the sun, for all his glory, buried by the coming night. The afterglow of the sunset was reflected in a sea of clouds, which instantly brought me to the endless seaside, and I was amazed by the infinite vision.

Fourteen, there are still ten minutes before the departure time. The crowd is crowded and the stairs are like stairs. Nothing special, about a dozen steps. Standing on the spiral staircase, I am thinking that I am still on the earth at the moment, because the hearts of people on earth are still quite practical. At the entrance of the spiral staircase, two stewardesses greeted us with smiles. That smile is like a pool of water with rippling blue waves and overflowing vitality, which makes people feel very sorry. Walking into the circular-arc engine room, the seats in the left and right rows are neatly arranged, waiting for another wave of guests. In the engine room, you can realize what an iron camp is and what a mobile soldier is.

15. I seem to see endless cotton fields, one after another, white and clean, so pure that there is no noise except white, which makes me admire the noble quality of Yun Qi infinitely. I feel dirty in front of the clouds. There are black clouds in the ash and blue clouds in the white. There are clusters here and there, like villages scattered on the earth. Quiet and gentle clouds are alive, and clouds have their own world. I found myself just passing by in a hurry. Unconsciously, a wonderful voice came from the cabin: the plane has arrived in Shanghai. Trembling in the stormy waves, like a tired person shaking his body during the journey, the plane touched the ground, and my heart was completely connected with the earth again.

16. I opened the curtain. At this time, I saw the sun shining outside the window and the sunset was like blood. However, under the plane, it is another scene: the sea of clouds is rough, and everything in front of me is lightning and thunder, which reminds me of the saying that there is a day behind. After more than an hour's flight, the plane finally arrived over Guangzhou. Everyone wakes up from sleep and looks out with wide eyes. At this point, the plane has begun to descend and fly low. After circling several times in the air, I stopped at Baiyun Airport. Out of the hut, the midnight bell rang in the distance. I looked at my watch. It's exactly twelve o'clock. Flying is nothing new now, but the experience is so profound that whenever the plane flies overhead, I can't help looking up at the plane for a long time.

But when I arrived at the airport, I was suddenly informed that it was raining heavily in Guangzhou and the plane could not take off, so the five o'clock plane could only take off at ten o'clock in the evening. Everyone was a little surprised, but soon calmed down. After all, flying is the most important thing, so read and chat.

Eighteen, the plane through the night, flying forward smoothly in the sky. The noise just now suddenly disappeared and the cabin was quiet again. Gradually, everyone's face showed fatigue and sleepiness climbed into everyone's eyes. Maybe it's the first time to fly, and I'm not sleepy at all. There happened to be a lamp beside me, so I opened the collection of essays and read it again in the waves. To tell the truth, I don't know how many times I have read this essay. Every time I read it, I will be moved by the author's words. I feel that things decades ago seem to be in front of me, which is touching. I think that great man is probably flying for the first time. The difference is that I traveled by plane, but the great man went to Chongqing to negotiate. He is more concerned with the fate of the country. As for that kind of discomfort, it is nothing to him.

19. After more than four hours of trekking, we arrived at Taoxian Airport near noon. I saw the airport for the first time in my life. Everything is so novel. I saw it at first sight through the large floor-to-ceiling window of the terminal building. The dam is wide and flat, and two straight gray runways extend to both ends with white lines. On the tarmac nearby, a dozen planes, large and small, sparkled in the sun, and some started to swing from side to side like ladies. Don't worry, these three wheels support the huge fuselage and two wings slide to the runway in an orderly way. Just at that moment, the great white bird sprinted on the runway and flew into the blue sky in the blink of an eye.

This time, due to the long flight distance, the plane flew very high, flying through the clouds to an altitude of 10 thousand meters, and never seeing land through the porthole again. There are thick clouds below, like snow-capped mountains, and blue sky above. White and blue blend into a line in the distance, which is very beautiful.