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Flower classic: a classic sentence of a woman who grows flowers.

1, finally waiting for you, three weeks later, the first gardenia bloomed with a faint fragrance. Its bud period is long, and its fragrance will last correspondingly. Its moral is: persist for a long time and never give up on yourself. This is the first time I grow flowers by myself. What a surprise!

2. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I am more advanced, close my eyes and start to recuperate.

3. Life is a game. Others chase houses and castles. You just have to have fun, sit on the stone bench in the shed, sing a song and have a cup of tea. As long as the house is comfortable and convenient, why do you have to go upstairs and downstairs? Isn't it nice to have a song, a cup of tea, flowers, fish and enjoy the beauty of nature?

Under the tide of fullness, I didn't raise flowers, but a plate of garlic. I should calm down.

There is a kind of person named son, and his father keeps throwing money like flowers. When this potted flower grew up, it was taken away by a man named daughter-in-law.

6. Anonymous's favorite: favorite autumn, favorite sour plum soup, favorite Bali, favorite butterfly lovers, favorite black and white red color scheme, favorite flowers and orchids, most unforgivable mistakes and dishonesty, favorite cheerful personality, favorite violinist, favorite job, favorite book, favorite Les Miserables, favorite idol Tong Liya, favorite.

7, slowly wither, will not open new flowers, raise flowers for the first time. Take good care of it and wait for the next prosperity.

8. Rest days are more tiring than going to work: washing clothes, cleaning, planting flowers and grass, but unfortunately I am disabled.

9. Love requires two people to work together. If you love each other, it's like growing flowers. Do it every day! Give it life, extend the shelf life, and let the family come later. I hope my love has no feelings. As long as I love one day, I will work hard for one day.

10, farmers always forget to water, and those who change water also forget to add water. I am very grateful to this tenacious baby who has been with me for two years, although I don't know what it is like until now. I haven't seen it blossom since it first withered. Suddenly I told my mother, and she said, how gentle people are who grow flowers. Look at you, you've planted flowers vigorously! Anyway, I remember seeing her for the first time. As long as she doesn't die, I am willing to accompany her through the four picturesque seasons.

1 1, one is an enterprising villain who wants to work hard for a better life and move forward towards his dreams step by step; The other is a little woman, who wants to be a carefree person and has nothing to do with flowers and pets. She usually cooks and waits for her husband to go home for dinner, and then they go out to travel together when they are free.

12. The new floret bloomed for the first time. I hope I can feed it.

13, planting flowers for the first time, I hope it can live a long life.

14, I really can't stand China's TV series. Youth is abortion, and family drama is mother-in-law war. You don't cry, your mother is sorry for you, and the child is so pitiful. The background music is a sigh of relief, and you start to stir up feelings. Can you calm down? When parents reach the age, they will let their children fly, run wild and spend their minds on themselves. Don't travel and raise flowers. Why don't you go home and get married all day? I love you for your own good, really!

15, it's the first time to plant flowers for such a big age. It is said that the name is Callicarpa, and the nickname is Zhu Zhu!

16 bougainvillea in some old alleys, you can always see a sea of flowers from a distance, and you can recognize bougainvillea only when you walk in. I believe you must want to know the owner of this flower cultivation! Raising such a large-scale flower depends not only on technology, but also on a suitable environment. If the north can't grow them properly, it can't be on such a scale.

17, raising flowers and fish, feeding for the first time, I hope my fish can live for a long time. Feed it every day and change the water once every half month. Water the meat regularly every Sunday. When there is sunshine, you can take Bao Xiao out to bask in the sun. When there is no sun, let him blow on the balcony. Looking at beautiful living things will make you feel better every day.

18, I only took a sip of water and realized the fun of growing flowers for the first time.

19, I planted those flowers and plants. Today, Pepe and I went downstairs to shovel dirt with flowerpots and came back to plant together. It was the first time to grow flowers with flower seeds. I hope they grow up soon.

20. When we get old, find a small town to settle down and take a walk to raise flowers.

2 1, alive, always have to take some responsibility, or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. . . I am more advanced, close my eyes and start to recuperate.

I am sleepy after work because I get up too early every day. I feel sleepy and my feet hurt. Colleagues like planting flowers and feel that they are really caring people. I want to grow flowers, too, but I'm too lazy to grow them well.

23. The green plants on the desk are comfortable to see. Thanks to special management, I will be buried in the hands of a flower killer, hehe ~

24. There is no tripod to photograph the nine-day changes in the same position, but it is good to record them-I raised a hyacinthus orientalis and died, and the rest of the flowers were bitten by insects-I didn't know how to mark the seeds of morning glory, peacock grass, cornflower and colorful chrysanthemum planted at that time-I really didn't have any plans.

25. I sincerely wish you all the best, seize your youth, make money hard, cultivate a wide range of interests, even flowers, fish, embroidery and cooking, and stay away from bad living habits. Wait until one day, you can live a free and willful life like Ange. I often have a spray nozzle. I can't do anything. I'm poor. Oh, don't you listen to me like you do? Listen to me, at least as comfortable as me, okay?

26. The dew-like crystal on the green grass is your heart; Your beauty is as charming as flowers; What is as bright as a star is your smile, so I love flowers, often collect dew and enjoy the stars at night.

27. Your lily is in bloom! Congratulations on your first successful flower planting.

28. My flowerpot may wither. Although he does it every day, maybe in the wrong way, he will wither. I am not too sad, because I am slowly accepting the fact that the first flower cultivation was declared a failure!

29. The flowerpots are bare all winter. I thought the first attempt to plant flowers was over, but spring came, and so many little lives appeared, full of cuteness and inexplicable little touches.

Let's talk about the sentence that women grow flowers.

Talk about drying your own flowers.

1, finally waiting for you, three weeks later, the first gardenia bloomed with a faint fragrance. Its bud period is long, and its fragrance will last correspondingly. Its moral is: persist for a long time and never give up on yourself. This is the first time I grow flowers by myself. What a surprise!

2. If you are alive, you always have to take some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I am more advanced, close my eyes and start to recuperate.

3. Life is a game. Others chase houses and castles. You just have to have fun, sit on the stone bench in the shed, sing a song and have a cup of tea. As long as the house is comfortable and convenient, why do you have to go upstairs and downstairs? Isn't it nice to have a song, a cup of tea, flowers, fish and enjoy the beauty of nature?

Under the tide of fullness, I didn't raise flowers, but a plate of garlic. I should calm down.

There is a kind of person named son, and his father keeps throwing money like flowers. When this potted flower grew up, it was taken away by a man named daughter-in-law.

6. Anonymous's favorite: favorite autumn, favorite sour plum soup, favorite Bali, favorite butterfly lovers, favorite black and white red color scheme, favorite flowers and orchids, most unforgivable mistakes and dishonesty, favorite cheerful personality, favorite violinist, favorite job, favorite book, favorite Les Miserables, favorite idol Tong Liya, favorite.

7, slowly wither, will not open new flowers, raise flowers for the first time. Take good care of it and wait for the next prosperity.

8. Rest days are more tiring than going to work: washing clothes, cleaning, planting flowers and grass, but unfortunately I am disabled.

9. Love requires two people to work together. If you love each other, it's like growing flowers. Do it every day! Give it life, extend the shelf life, and let the family come later. I hope my love has no feelings. As long as I love one day, I will work hard for one day.

10, farmers always forget to water, and those who change water also forget to add water. I am very grateful to this tenacious baby who has been with me for two years, although I don't know what it is like until now. I haven't seen it blossom since it first withered. Suddenly I told my mother, and she said, how gentle people are who grow flowers. Look at you, you've planted flowers vigorously! Anyway, I remember seeing her for the first time. As long as she doesn't die, I am willing to accompany her through the four picturesque seasons.

1 1, one is an enterprising villain who wants to work hard for a better life and move forward towards his dreams step by step; The other is a little woman, who wants to be a carefree person and has nothing to do with flowers and pets. She usually cooks and waits for her husband to go home for dinner, and then they go out to travel together when they are free.

12. The new floret bloomed for the first time. I hope I can feed it.

13, planting flowers for the first time, I hope it can live a long life.

14, I really can't stand China's TV series. Youth is abortion, and family drama is mother-in-law war. You don't cry, your mother is sorry for you, and the child is so pitiful. The background music is a breath, and you start to stir up feelings. Can you calm down? When parents reach the age, they will let their children fly, run wild and spend their minds on themselves. Don't travel and raise flowers. Why don't you go home and get married all day? I love you for your own good, really!

15, it's the first time to plant flowers for such a big age. It is said that the name is Callicarpa, and the nickname is Zhu Zhu!

Quotations of women's mood of raising flowers

16 bougainvillea in some old alleys, you can always see a sea of flowers from a distance, and you can recognize bougainvillea only when you walk in. I believe you must want to know the owner of this flower cultivation! Raising such a large-scale flower depends not only on technology, but also on a suitable environment. If the north can't grow them properly, it can't be on such a scale.

17, raising flowers and fish, feeding for the first time, I hope my fish can live for a long time. Feed it every day and change the water once every half month. Water the meat regularly every Sunday. When there is sunshine, you can take Bao Xiao out to bask in the sun. When there is no sun, let him blow on the balcony. Looking at beautiful living things will make you feel better every day.

18, I only took a sip of water and realized the fun of growing flowers for the first time.

19, I planted those flowers and plants. Today, Pepe and I went downstairs to shovel dirt with flowerpots and came back to plant together. It was the first time to grow flowers with flower seeds. I hope they grow up soon.

20. When we get old, find a small town to settle down and take a walk to raise flowers.

2 1, alive, always have to take some responsibility, or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. . . I am more advanced, close my eyes and start to recuperate.

I am sleepy after work because I get up too early every day. I feel sleepy and my feet hurt. Colleagues like planting flowers and feel that they are really caring people. I want to grow flowers, too, but I'm too lazy to grow them well.

23. The green plants on the desk are comfortable to see. Thanks to special management, I will be buried in the hands of a flower killer, hehe ~

24. There is no tripod to photograph the nine-day changes in the same position, but it is good to record them-I raised a hyacinthus orientalis and died, and the rest of the flowers were bitten by insects-I didn't know how to mark the seeds of morning glory, peacock grass, cornflower and colorful chrysanthemum planted at that time-I really didn't have any plans.

25. I sincerely wish you all the best, seize your youth, make money hard, cultivate a wide range of interests, even flowers, fish, embroidery and cooking, and stay away from bad living habits. Wait until one day, you can live a free and willful life like Ange. I often have a spray nozzle. I can't do anything. I'm poor. Oh, don't you listen to me like you do? Listen to me, at least as comfortable as me, okay?

26. The dew-like crystal on the green grass is your heart; Your beauty is as charming as flowers; What is as bright as a star is your smile, so I love flowers, often collect dew and enjoy the stars at night.

27. Your lily is in bloom! Congratulations on your first successful flower planting.

28. My flowerpot may wither. Although he does it every day, maybe in the wrong way, he will wither. I am not too sad, because I am slowly accepting the fact that the first flower cultivation was declared a failure!

29. The flowerpots are bare all winter. I thought the first attempt to plant flowers was over, but spring came, and so many little lives appeared, full of cuteness and inexplicable little touches.

Wang Keming: the secret of "master of flower cultivation"

There are more than 50 kinds of flowers, 100 pots, including cymbidium, cymbidium, Eupatorium odoratum, Rhododendron and Brazilian iron. Walking into the home of Wang Keming, a resident of Fengle Community in Hutang Town, you will find that his home has become a botanical garden, full of all kinds of green plants. The reporter learned that Wang Keming has been attached to flowers for 15 years, and this year he is 7 1 year old, and he is already a famous flower farmer. Flowers are spiritual. If you treat them well, they will treat you well. Wang Keming said.

Speaking of his experience in growing flowers, Wang Keming summed up his interest in two words. In 2000, Wang Keming had a lot of leisure after his retirement. Seeing his peers playing cards and mahjong, he was completely uninterested. Until I happened to visit the market and bought some flowers and plants, I was just going to kill time, but I was fascinated. From the beginning, there were more than 65,438+000 potted plants. From learning from teachers to having a little experience, Wang Keming became more and more fond of these flowers and plants. Wang Keming spends four or five hours every day taking care of these flowers and plants, pruning thick leaves, trimming crooked branches and watering them to kill insects, completely unaware of the passage of time. For the sake of his children, Wang Keming seldom travels far. Even if he wants to travel, he will repeatedly urge the tenants to help him water, and he is always worried about the flowers and plants at home. Not long ago, Wang Keming traveled to Xi and brought back a 5 kg sesame seed cake. This is a gift from the local oil factory owner. This is an excellent fertilizer!

Raising flowers is like nourishing the heart. Wang Keming said that he has been committed to planting flowers since he planted them. A small seedling begins with watering and fertilizing. He patiently guarded it and cared for it carefully, and finally grew into flowers and trees. This is a process of self-cultivation.

Although raising flowers did not bring him direct economic benefits, and the flowers and plants planted were just ordinary varieties, he always enjoyed it. Wang Keming thinks there is no shortcut to learning how to grow flowers. It all depends on practice. When to water and how much water to water are all learned. When the weather is dry, water it twice a day, once with clear water and once with clear water. It takes about four or five days to fill with water to keep the soil moist. Wang Keming talked about it.

Planting flowers not only makes Wang Keming feel happy, but also makes friends with flowers. Friends are indispensable. Now, I don't have to buy or sell my flowers anymore. Some of them are cut by myself, and some are exchanged between friends. Neighbors can take them back and raise them themselves if they like. Wang Keming said proudly.

Flowers are planted for sharing, and it is meaningless to see them by yourself. Under the careful care of Wang Keming, all kinds of flowers bloom in turn in four seasons, which has become a beautiful landscape in Fubei New Village and a happy life in Wang Keming.

Family knowledge of flower cultivation

The secret of family flower cultivation is mainly to provide flowers with the growth conditions they need, especially in the dry climate in the north. Only by creating a microclimate suitable for growth can the flowers in the south grow well and flourish. The following are some key points of potted flower cultivation for family growth. Rhododendron: Rhododendron is one of the representatives of acid-loving plants, and likes cool, humid and well-ventilated environment. The suitable growth temperature is 13℃ to 25℃, the relative humidity of air should be kept at 60% to 70% during the growth period, and the relative humidity can reach about 80% when flowering. Rhododendrons like light, but avoid direct glare. Shading should be appropriately increased in spring and autumn, and it should be around 70% in midsummer. Rhododendrons should be placed outdoors for ventilation in summer. During the growth period, apply thin fertilizer frequently, preferably farmyard manure, and prune the flowers when they fall down.

Ruby: A large perennial evergreen vine of Araceae. I like warm and humid environment and prefer light and shade. The optimum growth temperature is 15 ~ 25℃, and the minimum overwintering temperature is not lower than 5℃. I like loose and fertile soil rich in organic matter. In the growing season, I like big water and big fertilizer. Maintain in the semi-shade, pay attention to watering, but the soil in the basin should be dry and wet, and no water can accumulate. During the growing season, it is appropriate to apply 1 times of decomposed cake fertilizer or alum fertilizer every 10 day. The overwintering temperature should be kept above 5℃.

Emerald: a large perennial vine of Araceae. Emerald and ruby have the same habits. But higher temperature and humidity are needed. The optimum growth temperature is 20 ~ 30℃, and the overwintering temperature is not lower than 65438 03℃.

Arundo donax: A perennial evergreen herb of Arundinaceae. Potted soil can be mixed with humus soil and peat soil in equal amount. Proper watering in the growing season will keep the basin soil moist, but too wet will cause root rot. Apply 1 times pancake fertilizer every 2 weeks, and give sunshine and long-term shade in autumn and winter. Keep it dry in winter. If it is too wet, the leaves will turn yellow and brown.

Pineapple: a perennial evergreen epiphytic herb of pineapple family. I like a warm, humid and sunny environment and avoid direct sunlight in summer. The optimum growth temperature is 22 ~ 28℃, and the overwintering temperature should be kept above 65438 00℃. Always keep wet during the growing period, spray water on the leaves, and dry them properly in winter. The pancake fertilizer solution can be applied to pots and leaf tubes 1 ~ 2 times a month. In addition to shading in summer, there should be plenty of light in other seasons.

Brazilian wood; Evergreen erect shrubs or trees of Agavaceae. Prefer loose, breathable and well-drained soil to big fertilizer. During the growing period, soilless culture should be applied with 1 times pancake fertilizer water every month and 1 times nutrient solution every week. Shading should be about 50% in spring, summer and autumn to avoid direct sunlight and wind blowing, but too cool environment will lead to the pattern fading and falling off of leaves. Basimu likes humid environment, and the basin soil should keep a certain humidity, which will affect its normal growth.

Clivia: a perennial evergreen herb of Amaryllidaceae. Pleasant, warm, humid, cool and semi-cloudy environment. The optimum growth temperature is 15 ~ 25℃, and the optimum flowering temperature is 15 ~ 20℃. Cold resistance, high temperature resistance, water and humidity resistance, and a certain degree of drought tolerance. It needs loose and fertile slightly acidic soil with good drainage.

Milan: An evergreen shrub of Meliaceae. I like a warm, humid and sunny environment. When the temperature is above 25℃, it grows vigorously, and the flower ear is in the axil of the top leaf of the new branch. For fear of drought and cold, the wintering temperature should be kept above 65438 02℃. Loose and fertile slightly acidic soil is needed. During the growing period, the water should be dry and wet, not too much. Water should be sprayed on the leaves in summer to increase humidity. It is advisable to apply 1 double rotten cake fertilizer or alum fertilizer every two weeks. After flowering, proper pruning should be carried out, dead branches and over-dense branches should be cut off, and the branches in the center should be cut short and pitted to promote the production of a large number of side branches, which is conducive to the prosperity of flowers in the coming year. Winter requires outdoor and indoor maintenance above 12℃.

Cyclamen: Cyclamen is a flower that likes light and low temperature. The suitable growth temperature is 12 ~ 20℃, and the temperature should not exceed 30℃, otherwise it will be difficult to spend the summer. In order to make the buds flourish, it is necessary to give enough sunshine in the bud stage, put them indoors in the sunny place, and apply phosphate fertilizer once every 1 week. It is best to use 0.3% potassium dihydrogen phosphate compound fertilizer solution (containing trace elements such as zinc, boron, molybdenum, manganese, magnesium, copper, iron and sulfur), and the dosage of each pot is about 150 ml. Usually water 1 time every one or two days to make the basin soil moist. Never water the pot with big water until the soil is dry. However, the pot soil should not be too dry, which will cause root hair damage and plant upper wilting, and it is difficult to recover after watering again. The water temperature should be close to room temperature when watering.

Poinsettia: Euphorbiaceae. I like warm, humid and sunny, and I don't have strict requirements on the soil, but I grow better in slightly acidic (pH6) fertile sandy loam. Not cold-tolerant, it needs to be put into greenhouse before frost, and the optimal temperature is 16 ~ 18℃. When the temperature is lower than 15℃, the yellow leaves will fall off, so direct sunlight should be avoided in summer. This is a short-lived plant. Under the condition of 18℃ ~ 20℃ and 8 ~ 9 hours of light every day, flowers can bloom in about 50 days. Before and after Qingming, the dormant plants were replaced with pots and new culture soil was used. During the growing period, 1 ~ 3 times coring promotes multi-branches. 65438+ 10 was moved indoors at the beginning of October, and kept at about 20℃ and not lower than 15℃ at night, keeping a stable temperature and sufficient sunshine, so that the leaves changed color and blossomed.

Fortune tree: a newly introduced plant, which did not need to change pots or apply nitrogen fertilizer in that year, to control the overgrowth of young branches and prevent the tree from being crowned. Rich trees have strong adaptability to water. If you water outdoors or don't water indoors for more than ten days, there will be no floods and droughts that will cause the leaves to turn yellow. Water should be poured indoors every 3 ~ 5 days in summer and every 5 ~ 10 days in spring and autumn. Looking at the room temperature in winter, the soil in the basin is slightly wet. If the room temperature is around 12℃, you can water it once a month. It is resistant to both yin and yang and has strong adaptability. Under long-term weak light, the branches are thin, the petiole is drooping, and the leaves are light green. Do not change the yin and yang position of the basin in management. Sexually fond of warm environment, not cold-resistant, adaptable to growth temperature of 18 ~ 30℃. If the newly bought bonsai plants grow vigorously and the pots are too small, they can also be changed in July and August by using the semi-dormant state of the plants at high temperature. Do a good job of careful operation, so that the mother soil is not loose, and after planting, water is poured enough, which will not affect the growth. This tree species has strict requirements on basin soil and likes acid sandy loam and humus with good drainage.

Kumquat: keep the pot soil semi-dry and semi-wet, spray branches and leaves every three to five days to keep the leaves clean. Adequate water should be supplied in summer, and water should be sprayed once every morning and evening, but water should be properly controlled before picking new shoots, and dilute nitrogen-containing alum fertilizer water should be applied. The new buds germinate to about 10 ~ 15 cm, and the branches are topped at one time to make them full and mature. After the branches grow up, apply phosphate-containing alum fertilizer water to promote flower bud differentiation. After buds appear in leaf axils, flowers should be properly thinned, and 1 ~ 2 flowers should be left in each leaf axil. After fruiting, 3 ~ 4 fruits were left in the thick branches, and only 65,438+0 ~ 2 fruits were left in the branches, which made the whole plant evenly distributed and maintained more nutrition. After fruit setting, attention should be paid to removing autumn shoots to prevent secondary fruits. After fruiting, the soil in the pot should always be moist to facilitate the growth of fruits.

Rubber tree; Ficus of Moraceae. Evergreen trees and rubber trees like warm and humid climate conditions. Rubber trees are usually placed indoors in a semi-shady place, and too much direct sunlight is not enough. After arranging the position, don't move, because rubber trees have a stubborn primitive nature, but if they grow too vigorously in a certain direction, they can be changed appropriately and grow in a balanced way. Short-term temperature fluctuation is unfavorable to its growth, and the winter temperature is not lower than 65438 02℃. If stored at low temperature for a long time, excessive watering will lead to death. The amount of watering depends on the temperature. The water demand is large in spring and summer, and a small amount of water can be poured during the dormant period. Keep the basin soil moist and master the principle of wet but not dry. Fertilizer, mainly nitrogen fertilizer, should be applied every 10 day during the growth period. Stop growing or not applying fertilizer during dormancy. Change the basin every two to three years. The substrate is usually pastoral soil and peat soil mixed with a small amount of sand, and the soil is slightly acidic. Combine pruning when changing pots to promote the growth of lateral buds and make the tree shape complete.

Jin Xin Dictyophora: Dictyophora of Liliaceae. Perennial dwarf evergreen herbs like warm, humid and semi-cloudy environments. It will not affect the viewing effect if it is placed in strong light or dark place, and it can grow normally when the temperature is not lower than 7℃ in winter.

Aloe: Aloe in Liliaceae. Adapt to humid spring, dry autumn and winter, warm and sunny environment. In summer, it can be placed outdoors in sunny places. The sunnier the leaves, the richer the flowers. In winter, it should be placed in a place with good light and temperature above 5℃. The growth temperature in summer is 20 ~ 30℃. Water properly in summer and less in winter. Fertilize once every two weeks during the growing season. Change the basin every 2 ~ 3 years. The basin soil is humus, broken clay and perlite, and the ratio is 1: 1: 1.