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How many classic bridges are there? ! What is the difference? !

1. Fall from a horse (more common in clean clothes)

It may be a bit general to watch too much when I wear my clothes, but as long as I think of falling off my horse, I will see that woman riding around me, and then I will ride a crazy horse because of a little contradiction or being forced to do nothing, and then I will see the pale face of that man. Finally, it was the bridge where the hero saved the United States ... hehe.

1. Speak the truth after drinking

Okay ... er ... I often see that man with other women, so I found that man 3. Maybe I didn't find him, but in the end I must have been carried home by the man, and then unfortunately I was seen by the man, but the woman was drunk and said a lot of things that she liked men, so I misunderstood. .....

Visit a brothel

I think this is self-evident. Many articles have this sentence, "How can you cross without visiting a brothel?" Then there is the adventure of dressing up as a man in a brothel ... ah (in infinite fantasy)

Ps: Personally, I don't think I went there voluntarily. It's a classic in the book … but that book is really beautiful ~

3. Surprise the audience (needless to say)

At almost every intersection, the hostess sings a few modern songs or reads a few amazing poems in the overhead article, or plays the guzheng, plays the flute, plays Taekwondo, judo and dances a ballet street dance ... Worst of all, she cooks delicious food and formulates classic strategies to help the male host (or two men, three men and four men ...).

The piano in< Aixuan > is great!

Step 4 get rich by doing business

The hostess seems to be omnipotent, saying that she can make a lot of money with just one idea ... or she can do business with a man (1234 ...) ... and the biggest thing is to get the overseas bridge, which usually happens in the second volume after her conflict with the man, and then wait until the business is big, and then continue with the man, and so on.

The casino in the park is as good as that in Las Vegas ...

5. Become the same traveler

This is a little bloody. .................................................................................................................................................. .......................... is walking on thin ice > Yes, I still remember the funny Zhang Mingde in it … But now it seems that there are many articles to wear at once …

Take an aphrodisiac

This drugged object has a man, a woman and a man 2/3/4 ... After being drugged, it is naturally extremely uncomfortable ... Then the only way to save it is HHH…… ... Khan.

7. Being loved by many beautiful men at the same time …

Not to mention NP. Generally, books are full of pure women and handsome men, and 2/3/4 men are even more handsome and maddening. Even if the woman is ugly, the man is definitely not a frog, but these super-good-looking men all fall in love with humble women and God at the same time (you know these things can't happen in real life).

8. If you want to wear it, wear clean clothes and clean clothes, and wear Kangxi for about 40 years.

Flooding of this bridge has become very common. The main characters are either four or eight, and occasionally Laojiu is thirteen or fourteen. And it's gloomy in four or four, and it's extraordinarily gentle in eight or eight. Laojiu is very charming. Lao Shi is an idiot. Thirteen is unruly, fourteen is cruel. The naive prince is vicious. I wonder if these guys in the history books are handsome? Even handsome guys, why are they all written in blue at first? Slowly, these characters are stereotyped … but it's not bad there. According to the law of crossing, Kangxi's handsome sons will definitely like a very special woman …

9.H

Needless to say, I'm afraid some people, or women of color, will like this ... The object of the first H is not necessarily the man, but it will definitely be with the man once, of course, with the man for 234 hours ... H may also be forced. In some colored articles, the fragment of H is described as a blushing heartbeat ... and H will be too hard to have strength. After waking up, it must be that person (1234 ...). Still shy? Not satisfied? Why don't we come? "... intense waterfall sweat. .....

It makes people feel justified to hear H in the classic push ... My own brother shouted ... I don't like incest ... It's a bit uncomfortable, but it's really a good book.