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Xiangzi didn't give up the first time he failed to buy a car. He still worked hard to earn money, but his second hope was still dashed. Can you tell me what happened again?
a fall: once, people and cars were arrested by the gendarmerie as able-bodied men. The ideal was shattered for the first time.
two: selling camels, pulling carts desperately, saving money to buy a new car.
Erluo: During the monthly job, Xiangzi's hard-earned money was robbed in a raid, and his second hope was dashed.
Three times: Tigress bought Xiangzi a car from her neighbor Er Qiangzi at a low price, and Xiangzi got a car again.
Sanluo: In order to arrange Tigress's funeral, Xiangzi sold the car again.
Xiangzi used to live in the countryside. At the age of 18, he unfortunately lost his parents and a few acres of fertile land, and went to work in the city of Beiping. Life forced him to be a rickshaw puller. He was young and strong, didn't smoke or gamble, and worked hard for three years. Finally, he scraped together 1 yuan and bought a new car. This made him almost cry with excitement. Since having this car, his life has become more and more exciting. He fantasized that if he went on like this for two years, he could buy another car, one car, two cars ... and he could drive a factory.
Xiangzi runs boldly every day, and he doesn't think much about when to leave the car. When the war is raging, he still goes out to pull the car. One day, in order to earn more money, he ventured to pull his car to Tsinghua, where he was arrested by a dozen soldiers. These days, he runs with the soldiers. Every day, he had to carry or push the soldiers' things, and he had to fetch water and burn fire to feed the animals. Sweat flowed from his head to his heels, and he hated those mutinous soldiers. His ideal of self-reliance was shattered for the first time.
One night, gunfire rang out in the distance, and the barracks were in chaos. Xiangzi took advantage of the opportunity to get out of the barracks and stole three camels left behind by the troops. At dawn, he came to a village and sold three camels to an old man just for the 35 yuan Ocean. Once, Xiangzi suddenly fell ill and lay in a small shop for three days. When talking in his sleep or nonsense, he revealed his relationship with three camels. Since then, he has been nicknamed "Xiangzi Camel". After Xiangzi recovered from his illness, he couldn't wait to get dressed. He shaved his head, changed his clothes and shoes, had a full meal, and went into town to the original car rental person and the garage.
Si Liu, the owner of Renhe Car Factory, is almost 7 years old. When he was young, he worked as a library soldier, opened a casino, bought and sold people, and spared the debts of Yan. In the Qing dynasty, I fought in group fights, robbed good women and knelt over iron chains; After the Republic of China, this car factory was opened. The rent of his car here is more expensive than others, but the bachelor who pulls his car can live here.
Si Liu only has a daughter named Tigress who is 37 or 38 years old. She looks like a tiger, and although she is a good hand at helping her father, no one dares to marry her. Si Liu liked Xiangzi's hard work very much, and Tigress liked the simplicity and reliability of this big fool even more. When Xiangzi returned to Renhe garage, he was warmly received by Tigress. Xiangzi gave 3 yuan's money to Si Liu for safekeeping, hoping to save it before buying a car.
Xiangzi didn't easily forget that his car was robbed. At the thought of it, he felt afraid. He can't wait to buy a new car at once. To this end, he worked harder to earn money, even at the expense of stealing other people's business. Xiangzi stayed at Mr. Yang's house for a month, and was angry. He only stayed for four days and then left Yang's house.
Xiangzi, who was worried, returned to the garage after 11 o'clock in the evening. Si Liu left home to visit relatives. Tigress, who was smeared with makeup and somewhat coquettish, saw Xiangzi and hurriedly called him to his room. There are tables and tables on the table. Tigress enthusiastically advised Xiangzi to drink. After three cups of wine, Xiangzi, who was in a daze, suddenly felt that Tigress was really beautiful at this moment, and somehow he slept with her. After waking up, Xiangzi felt confused, ashamed, sad and a little dangerous. He decided to leave the car factory and make a clean break with Si Liu.
At Xi 'anmen, Xiangzi met Mr. Cao, an old customer. Mr. Cao was in need of a coachman, so Xiangzi happily came to Cao's house for a monthly tour. Mr. Cao and Mrs. Cao are very kind to others, and Xiangzi feels that everything here is so kind, warm and inexhaustible. He went to buy a can of stuffed gourd and put the money he earned into it bit by bit, preparing to buy a car for the second time in the future.
One night, Tigress suddenly appeared in front of Xiangzi and pointed to her stomach and said, "I have it!" Xiangzi was shocked and confused. When Tigress left, she returned Xiangzi's 3 yuan money with Si Liu, and asked him to pay his respects to Si Liu on the 27th day of the twelfth lunar month, her father's birthday, to please the old man, and then tried to get Si Liu to recruit him as his son-in-law. That night, Xiangzi tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. He felt as if he had fallen into a trap, and his hands and feet were all caught in a trap, so he couldn't run away.
Xiangzi once sent Mr. Cao to the movies. In the teahouse, I met an old horse and his grandson pony who fainted from hunger. The old horse is a driver with his own car, and his tragic experience casts a shadow over Xiangzi's greatest hope. He vaguely felt that even if he bought a car, he still had no good life.
On the night of offering sacrifices to the stove, the shopkeepers and other families started offering sacrifices to the stove. Seeing the light cannon shadow mixed with dense light snow, the excitement brought out some gloomy atmosphere, and people in the street were eager to go home to offer sacrifices to the gods. At about 9 o'clock, Xiangzi took Mr. Cao home from Xicheng, and a detective followed them by bike. Mr. Cao ordered Xiangzi to pull the car to his good friend Mr. Zuo's house, and asked Xiangzi to take the car home to see his wife and young master out. Xiangzi had just arrived at Cao Zhai to ring the doorbell when he was caught by the detective. It turned out that this detective surnamed Sun was the platoon leader of the mutinous soldiers who arrested Xiangzi at the beginning, and he was ordered to follow Mr. Cao who offended the education authorities. Detective Sun told Xiangzi that letting you go was like farting, killing you was like wiping a bug, forcing Xiangzi to take out the gourd jar and take all his money. Xiangzi's hope of buying a car for the second time became a mirage. He said with tears, "Who did I provoke?" !”
Soon, Mr. Cao's family left Beiping. The next day Xiangzi had to go back to Renhe garage. Tigress was very happy to see Xiangzi back. Si Liu's birthday was very lively, but he was unhappy when he thought that he had no son. In addition, he didn't receive many birthday gifts, so he criticized mulberry and poured his dissatisfaction on Xiangzi and Tigress. He didn't want to marry his daughter to a rickshaw puller. I am even more afraid that Xiangzi will inherit his inheritance as a son-in-law. Tell Xiangzi to fuck off. Tigress didn't buy her father's account, tore her face and made public her relationship with Xiangzi, and said she was determined to go with Xiangzi.
After a big fight with her father, Tigress and Xiangzi rented a house in a complex in Maojiawan and got married. After the marriage, Xiangzi realized that Tigress was not really pregnant. Xiangzi felt cheated and hated Tigress very much. Tigress intends to give in to her father and inherit the old man's estate after she has used up her 4-odd yuan. Xiangzi thought it was disgraceful to do so. He said nothing and insisted on going out to pull a rickshaw. Tigress couldn't beat him and had to agree.
on the 17th day of the first month, Xiangzi started pulling carts again, relying on pulling them all day. After several long business trips, he felt something he had never had before. His legs and stomach were tight, his hipbones were sour, and his sweat was dripping from his nose and face. When he received the money, his hands trembled as if he could not hold anything. He wanted to stop pulling the car, but he hardly had the courage to go home. He felt that it was not a wife at home, but a demon who sucked human blood.
Today's "Renhe Car Factory" has become "Renhe Car Factory". Mr. Si Liu sold some cars, and gave the rest to a famous owner in Xicheng, and went to enjoy himself with the money. Tigress was very disappointed when she heard the news. She saw clearly that she could only be a driver's wife all her life. After crying, she gave money to Xiangzi 1 yuan and bought a car from Er Qiangzi, the same hospital.
Soon, Tigress was really pregnant. Xiangzi pulled the rickshaw and worked hard. Xiangzi fell ill. This serious illness not only exhausted his physical strength, but also Tigress's money. In order to make a living, Xiangzi struggled to pull a cart. It's time for Tigress to give birth. Because of her age, inactivity and love to eat snacks, her fetus is too big and she died during childbirth. Xiangzi forced him to sell his car for Tigress's funeral, so all his efforts in coming to the city for several years were in vain.
Xiangzi is moving out of the compound. Joy, the daughter of neighbor Er Qiangzi, came to see him and expressed her willingness to live with him. Xiangzi liked the woman who was forced into prostitution to support her brother from the bottom of her heart, but she was unable to support her whole family. Looking at Joy, whose eyes were swollen with tears, Xiangzi said cruelly, "Wait! When I am mixed up, I will definitely marry you. " Xiangzi took Bao Yue to Xiajia near Yonghe Palace. Young Mrs. Xia seduced Xiangzi and made him catch gonorrhea.
After his illness, Xiangzi almost became a different person. His stature is still so high, but that sense of righteousness is gone, and he is no longer strong. It's windy and rainy. He doesn't drive, and his body is a little sore. He takes a break for two or three days. Get into the bad habit of smoking, drinking and fighting. He is not polite to the car seat, and he doesn't take a step when it comes to where to pull it. In the eyes of patrolmen, Xiangzi is the first-class "thorn in the side".
One evening in winter, Xiangzi pulled a guest to the capital in front of the Drum Tower. Later, it was discovered that this man turned out to be Si Liu. He kicked Si Liu out of the car and felt fully.
Xiangzi had no choice but to go to Mr. Cao's house again and tell him everything about himself, asking Mr. Cao to make up his mind. Mr. Cao asked Xiangzi to come back to him for a monthly job, promised Joy to come to the Cao family to help, and agreed to give them a house to live in. Xiangzi was filled with a glimmer of hope and light. Xiangzi took the good news to find Joy, but Joy hanged herself two months ago because of the inhuman life of a prostitute.
Back at the garage, Xiangzi fell asleep for two days. He didn't go back to Mr Cao. He doesn't want anything anymore, he doesn't want anything anymore. Living is everything, and he doesn't need to think about anything.
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