What are some humorous sentences with long hair?

Humorous sentences with long hair are:

1, long hair or short hair? But anyway, I'm going to have long hair.

2, long hair to commemorate, I will cut it off for you tomorrow. The streets are full of lovers.

3. I cut off the long hair that I had left for several years and the waves that I was satisfied with at the beginning. I hate to part with it, but I have a new hairstyle and I will grow new hair.

It's getting colder and colder. I'm going to keep my hair long to keep warm.

5, before someone said that long hair is too long and easy to lose hair! I cut my hair short and now it's making me lose my hair! You want me to shave my head.

6. Every time I cut my hair short, I miss my long hair every day. I want to cut my hair short when it grows. I'll cut it again when it reaches my waist.