Humorous quotes to introduce your boyfriend

1. With the emotion of passionate love, you wrote hot poems for me, turning them into the nectar of love with your heart.

2. I am very lucky to know you, I am very happy to miss you, and I am very happy to fall in love with you. I want nothing more.

3. Send you a rose, that is the only one in my heart. As long as it is worn on your chest, it will not wither.

4. I picked up the phone countless times and wasted my phone card countless times. Why do I call every time? because I love you.

5. In this life, I don’t need much, just a bowl of rice and a cup of tea, but I hope you cook the rice and make the tea.

6. I want to give you a star in the sky as a Valentine's Day gift, but unfortunately I can't. I can only send you my love for you!

7. Your face is so beautiful, you are such a wonderful person, I miss you so much that I feel anxious, and I love you so nervously that I don’t know how to open my mouth.

8. If one day, the love between heaven and earth comes to an end, I would like to turn into a purple-black bat and fly to hell to find my lover.

9. Whoever’s love palace is founded with virtue, built with wealth, shines with beauty, and is roofed with glory will be the happiest person.

10. I have been sleeping alone, and you appeared in front of me in my sleep. I want to kiss you, my love, I want to kiss you tonight.

11. Since you are not going back, why not forget it; since you are not destined, why should you swear an oath? Yesterday is heavy, like water without a trace, tomorrow morning and evening, you will be a stranger.

12. Me! I want! I want you! I want you to look at me! I want you to look into my eyes! I want you to look into my eyes and say! You want me!

13. You are a clear river, and I am the river bed beside you. I will always protect you to the end of the world and forever! Love you forever.

14. I don’t want to die under your tree, because it will bring you worries, but I can’t do anything about it. Is it wrong to like someone?

15. It was the careless waiter who mixed helplessness and concern, making me drunk and unable to wake up. Could it be that this smell is when I miss you.

16. First love is so scary. I want to escape from your world and find the peace of the past. However, the passion welling up in my heart held me tightly.

17. Marrying me is the best choice in your life. I will give you a happy family, a warm embrace, and a romantic life!

18. When I meet you, I am the silk rain of early spring; when I gaze at you, I am the green shade of midsummer; when I am close to you, I am the stars of late autumn; when I have you, I am the sunshine of midwinter.

19. The peach blossoms have faded away all their red color, too hastily. Good dreams are easy to wake up from, and spring snow also melts. I can't tell you how gentle I am, but I can only remember that when I join hands with you, there is no trace of loneliness.

20. Without you, I am like a fish out of water. Can an apology make you wake up? Love is a happy thing. Can we swim around together again?

21. Although shooting stars are beautiful, they are short-lived; although stars are ordinary, they are permanent. I hope you are the star that brings me joy, happiness and always protects me!

22. There is a kind of tacit understanding called heart-to-heart connection, a kind of feeling called wonderful, there is a kind of happiness called having you by your side, and there is a kind of longing called living like a year!

23. My dear, this is our first Christmas. Can I ask for a Christmas gift: hug me gently and spend the Christmas Eve with me that only belongs to us. .