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A helpless sentence describing no money.

1. When money stood up and spoke, all truths were silent.

2. I spent 15 yuan for a month!

I'm going to die. I have 30 cents left. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

I have no money and nothing to love you, but I will love you with my life.

People like me can't afford to go to the movies, so they can only stay at home and watch TV plays.

6. I always like to spend money on miscellaneous things, only to know later that I have no money.

7. When you have no money, your wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

8. The handsome guy was robbed by the post-80s, his position was occupied by the post-70s, and his money was earned by the post-60s. What else do we have after 90?

9. I worship money because I am short of money, and I am jealous because I have no money.

10, if love has no money to decorate, love is the natural beauty of nudity.

1 1, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

12, I'm not crazy. Yes, I work hard to make money. Can I be your equal?

13, I saw my childhood crying, but I didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars.

14, if the money is spent, it is yours, and if it is not spent, it may not necessarily belong to anyone. If the score is deducted, it will be yours. If it is not deducted, which teacher may have read it wrong!

15, happiness is on thin ice, but pain is always with you.

16, I heard someone say that power+money = man today. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

17, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.