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Tell me about the classic affair.

The classic story of derailment

Would you like to be my little train and never cheat? Yes, I do. Will you be my mermaid and never cheat? Ido language

In the past, men had three wives and four concubines, and once women cheated, it was unhealthy.

It's not mistress's fault that men cheat, but his wife is not attractive enough.

It is said that mistress is a bitch, but cheating on a man is not a good thing.

I cut off the photo of our hair, lost your love letter, and didn't want you to cheat, and I didn't want me to love you.

When two people live, don't just see each other's shortcomings. When you are around, everything is too much. When you are gone, you feel that everything is fine. Don't be so mean. Lovers together, in addition to cheating, * *, domestic violence, these problems, other shortcomings, can be run-in patience. In this world, everyone has shortcomings. We love a person not because he has no shortcomings, but because he has some advantages. A person's goodness is the reason why you love him.

Thinking is not a woman's patent, nor is cheating a man's privilege.

I just want to find someone to live with. I like her. She likes me. No secrets. No cheating. There is no unhappiness. If the personality is not suitable, you can run in. Can adapt to different habits. As long as they are determined to continue.

Men can't forgive women's physical deception, and women can't forgive men's spiritual deception. Men pay more attention to the exclusive desire for women's bodies, while women pay more attention to the possession of men's hearts. Women can accept men with stories. Men usually don't like women with stories.

The best thing a woman can do for a man is to put aside everything before and stay with him anyway. The biggest reward for a man to a woman is to work hard to make money, accompany him attentively and never cheat. Therefore, we say that marriage means that women spend their whole lives paying kindness, and men spend their whole lives repaying kindness.

The object of derailment is the same as old luggage. It is a pity to abandon it and look unsightly.

The so-called derailment is that you are tired of playing with your lover and playing with someone who is tired of playing with others.

If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I am willing to be your little mermaid and never cheat.

A person's Christmas Eve is very cold! Two Christmas Eve, cheating! Would you like to cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I like your Christmas present!

We are on our own track, and some derailed people belong to our passers-by.

Don't worry about not getting married, and don't get married just because you are old. It's better to worry that you can't get married than to worry that your husband will cheat and divorce. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying. I'm in a good mood and still living my old life. It's really troublesome for my husband to get a divorce.

I just want to find someone to live with. I like him. He likes me. No secrets. No cheating. There is no unhappiness. If the personality is not suitable, you can run in. Can adapt to different habits. As long as they are determined to continue.

A person who keeps saying that he can't accept the derailment, and finally begins to entangle whether TA is just a spur of the moment; A person who wants to carry out his plan will change his plan again and again because he sleeps too much. You can always find countless excuses to lower your bottom line. Those excuses are always good, so you gradually blur what you want and become an unknown person.

The beauty of knowledge lies in chaos; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets; The beauty of men is that they cannot go to hell during the day.

There is a good year, it snows; Go to the internet cafe and take photos at the door; Passing the torch and causing trouble; Developing rural medical care, hand, foot and mouth disease; Buy some stocks, the size is not reduced; Derailment by train; Stay at home, earthquake!

It is said that mistress is a bitch, but a man who cheats is not a good thing either.

It is said that mistress is a bitch, but in fact, a man who cheats is not a good thing. ..

The beauty of knowledge lies in chaos; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets; The beauty of men lies in lying during the day.

A cheating man is like RMB falling on a stool. It's a pity not to answer it, but it's disgusting.

A person who keeps saying that he can't accept the derailment, and finally begins to entangle whether TA is just a spur of the moment; A person who wants to carry out his plan will change his plan again and again because he sleeps too much. You can always find countless excuses to lower your bottom line. Those excuses are always good, so you gradually blur what you want and become an unknown person. -Lu Sihao

The sentence of cheating is about mood.

China debuted as a peddler in South Korea? Is going to the neighbor's house to go to the bathroom called cheating? We are one! ! ! EXO, I support you.

If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I will be your little mermaid and never cheat.

When a star is good, you don't have to catch her husband cheating. The whole country will help you catch it.

The so-called derailment is that you are tired of playing with your lover and others' lover.

People have three things, once they have them, they can't stay, cancer cells, tooth decay and cheating lovers.

For a cheating man, if you really can't live without him, give him a chance and remember this time, otherwise he will not hesitate to leave him.

I need a man with a strong aura to stop me, otherwise I will easily cheat.

In real life, both men and women have few choices in the face of deception from one side. There are only two ways: one is to forgive and then not turn over old scores; The other is to break up and let nature take its course. Unfortunately, modern people often can't go to the end to forgive, but they always turn over old scores; Break up, resentment. Torture each other in pain and live in pain.

The cheating man was dragged out for castration.

The goddess sent a Weibo: As long as you dare to be my little train and never cheat, I promise to be your little mermaid and never cheat at this moment. . . God's answer appeared: it is difficult to keep a rear-end collision without derailment, and it is difficult for a mermaid to keep her mouth shut without derailment.

This year, someone rolled on the plane; There is a sink on the boat; There is derailment on the train; There is a kiss on the bus; So I suggest you stay in your rat hole and don't come out. Watching you walk on the road, holding your head high. Support it. Support another steamed bun.

It's not that no one is chasing me, but I always feel that it's like cheating after I say yes.

Why do you start worrying about your husband's derailment? The idea of an extreme person like me is that if you cheat, I am a chicken!

Don't worry about not getting married, let alone rushing to get married just because you are old. Instead of worrying about her husband's derailment and divorce, it is better to worry about not getting married, and it is better to worry about the mistress robbing the property. Worrying about not getting married is just worrying. I'm in a good mood and still living my old life. It's really troublesome for my husband to get a divorce.

If Pan Jinlian didn't open the window, she wouldn't meet Simon's celebration; If you don't meet Simon, you won't cheat; You don't cheat, Wu Song won't force you to go to Liangshan; If Wu Song doesn't go to Liangshan, Fang La won't be captured, and you can get the Song Dynasty; There is no shame of Jingkang, and it is clear to enter the customs; Eight-Nation Alliance is not closed, there is no war. China will be the only superpower in the world, and all other vassals are floating clouds! Pan, nothing is idle. * * * Mom, open the window!

A cheating man is like money in dog shit. It's a pity not to answer it, but it's disgusting.

In real life, both men and women have few choices in the face of deception from one side. There are only two ways: first, forgive, and then stop digging up old scores; The second is to break up and stop pestering.

The beauty of knowledge lies in chaos; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid and having no regrets; The beauty of men is that they cannot go to hell during the day.

There is no track in this world. If there are more people who cheat, a track will be formed.

Cheating is not a bad man's patent, but also a good man's patent, so don't use a stick when you meet such a man. You can try to give him a chance to change or be together. Decades of love is not easy, because men occasionally cheat, and sometimes they don't have to take it too seriously.

I just want to find someone to live with. I like him. He likes me. He has no secrets, no infidelity, no unhappiness. Personality is not suitable for running-in, and habits are not the same. As long as they are determined to continue.

Mr. A found that his wife's mobile phone often had short messages from strangers, and the content of each message was the same: Brother Zhao asked you to do something for me. One night 10: 30, husband a caught his cheating wife and the man he was getting along with and cursed: TMD, do you think I can't read text messages? I'll help you take off your bra at half past ten.

When the star is good, the husband catches it himself and the whole country helps him catch it.

Cheating is not a bad man's patent, but also a good man's patent, so don't use a stick when you meet such a man. You can try to give him a chance to change or be together. Decades of love is not easy, because men occasionally cheat, and sometimes they don't have to be too serious.

If you are willing to be my mermaid, don't cheat. I am willing to be your little train and never cheat.