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Love talks about domineering: I slept with the person I like. Ask me if you don't understand anything.

1, you are so kind to people, you will be very comfortable; If it's flattery, it's really tiring.

2. Some landscapes can only be liked but not collected. Some people are only suitable for meeting but not for long-term companionship.

3, eat, I want; Being thin is also what I want; You can't have both until I finish eating.

If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.

5. Who didn't start with temptation and finally lost to money and time?

6. Why make friends with different people? Politeness is enough when you meet each other in a strange way.

7. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

8. I'm okay, neither bad nor bad, not surprised nor unhappy, but everything is just right.

9. Don't overdraw my kindness to you. If you take it away one day, you will have nothing.

10, don't say sorry. Complain and be willing.

1 1. Cry at yourself and laugh at others. This is called life.

12, all the reasons for the weakening of the relationship: one does not say, one does not ask; Or an awkward question and a perfunctory answer.

13, secretly tell you that I will still like you next year, so will the year after, and so will the year after.

14, slept with the person I like. Ask me if you don't understand.

15, how to make the ex regret and let the secret love open, so that the long face is not thin now.

16, I will think of you in a certain season, such as spring, summer, autumn and winter.

17, don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

18, what I think is appropriate is that I can understand and speak.

19, don't test feelings, you don't deserve this relationship if you can stand the test, and you are sad if you can't stand the test?

20, don't talk so high with other women, or we will be together in the future. When I turn over old accounts, you are afraid that there are not even ten keyboards.

2 1. Life drives me like a man. How can I go to the innocent girl again?

22. Love is a matter for both parties. It's not that one person has taken 99 steps, but that another person is hesitant to take the first step.

23. If you decide to turn back, don't turn back frequently. Cool people will be remembered for a long time.

24. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

25. I like you, but it's not enough for me to subvert my existing life.

What I hate is that you say you miss me and do nothing.

27. The saddest thing about a relationship is not that you are cold and distant because of bad words, but that you have been very kind to me.

28. If you think about it, you can't be interested in it.

29. Don't seduce your partner with money and beauty. No one can stand this test.

30. From me, Lao Zi makes you laugh in your dreams.

3 1, I must find a man with your surname as my husband, and the child born must call your name. Since you can't be a partner, be my son.

32. Be a difficult person, lose face to people you hate, and talk sweet words to people you like aboveboard. I'd rather live a few years less and just want to be happy.

I hope you won't meet someone like me again. They are sensitive, loveless, always annoying you, always daydreaming, and always clamoring for you to accompany me. It always makes you tired, but I hope you meet such a person, because such a person really loves you.

34. It is obviously the age to play, and you have to fall in love. You deserve it.

35. I have smoked, drunk, loved scum and trusted dogs.

The most courageous thing I have ever done is to give up the opportunity to be friends and let you know that I like you.

37. When a drunk man calls you, his words may not be credible, but he definitely has you in his heart.

You can stop drinking and smoking and control your temper, but you can't forget it.

39. How can a hug be enough? I want your whole sky.

40, thirsty, probably owe you a kiss.

4 1, I really want to take medicine to make you up when you ignore me.

Please tell me how good she is, whether her posture is in place and whether her breathing is delicate.

You should know that I'm just different from you.

The most touching thing in the world is not that I can give up the whole world for you, but that I can give up World of Warcraft for you.

45. Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love.

46. The best way to forget someone is to like others.

47. I have nothing to say to you, just want to hold you for 24 hours.

48. Being confessed is not something to be proud of, but something to be remembered.

49. You don't have to be tactful, and you are not afraid to go anywhere with goodwill. What you say doesn't have to be false. You can go anywhere with sincerity.

50. The pain lies not in so hard to forget, but in whether you have the courage to start over.

5 1, to be honest, you are not as rich and happy as you think.

52, get over it, just one thing, everything is one thing.

53. In order to avoid the end of everything, I refused the beginning of everything.

Remember, if you don't do well in the first half of the year, don't be discouraged. Because: the party was founded on July 1st, the army was founded on August 1st, and the country was founded on November 11th. All great undertakings were completed in the second half of this year. The first half of the year is either May 4th Youth Day or Children's Day, which is immature.

55. Being too active is often too indifferent, and being too indifferent often leads to unlimited initiative.

56. What you can take away is the garbage I left behind.

57. If we are not together, we are not together. Your life is not long anyway.

58. All the past you think you can't cross will pass.

A word about love, a word about love.

1. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor. 2. What do you mean like it? Is to notice you among thousands of people. what is love ? Is that you can only be seen by thousands of people.

I'll chase you if I'm good enough, whether it's appropriate or not.

There may be many people who like you, but people who will take care of your emotions are the most rare.

I don't like you at all, just like the cigarette case says smoking is harmful to health, the bottle says that minors are forbidden to drink alcohol, and the game start interface says don't indulge in the game.

6. People who smoke will never smell their own smoke, and those who are loved will never know how difficult it is to love you.

7. The so-called love means that others are worried that you are fat, but I am worried that you are not full.

8. liking you in my heart is about giving up a thousand times. As long as you look back once, I will rekindle my love for you.

9. You are not good to me. It happened that this feeling grew like weeds, like loyal dogs and running dogs. The more willing you are, the less likely you will be forever.

10. I don't want to be too far away from you, for fear that I won't have time to hug you when you are unhappy.

1 1. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts.

12. Everyone says I have a slow temper, but I can be quick, for example, there is a dog chasing me behind, or you wait for me in front.

13. Actually, I didn't think much about you, but I was hysterical in the middle of the night when I couldn't sleep every night.

14. At that time, I liked you very much, missed what you thought, read what you thought, and loved what you loved. My world was all about you until I knew you had your own place, and suddenly I seemed to be missing something. That kind of feeling is really like missing a piece from my heart. I later learned that since I met you, I have never lived for myself.

15. The answer is very long. I'm going to answer it all my life. Are you ready to listen?

16. No one knows how much I like you, but everyone around me knows that it is you I talk about every day.

17. Like all stories full of sentences, I miss you so much because you left.

18. There is no other half, only two people with 50 points. There are no perfect two people, only two hearts that give in to each other.

19. Either a lifetime or a stranger, with or without you.

20. Thank you for your appearance, which made me enjoy it for many years.

2 1. I like you, just like an old cat in Nanxiang, bohemian; I like you, just like the ancient bridge in the north of the city, which is extremely old.

22. In the future, I will always love you, and then I will love myself 90%.

I don't know how to express what I want to say. Love is always hidden in my eyes. Do you know that this sentence is also hidden?

24. All my happiness comes with you, and all my sorrows will go with you these years.

I hope you get lost at night and regret not cherishing me.

26. Never fall in love with friends you have known for a long time. If you were really suitable for being lovers, you wouldn't be friends in the first place.

27. I am not as sweet as other girls, and I will melt if I tell my heart. I'm not that strong. I can handle everything. I am stubborn and fragile, jealous, and will turn over old scores. But if you miss it, you will never see it again.

Describe happy love in one sentence: there can be many people who like you, but they will take care of you.

1. There can be many people who like you, but those who will take care of your mood are the most rare.

Don't tell me about the ends of the earth, and don't get drunk with me. I'm afraid my voice will tremble. I'm afraid I'm too drunk to hold you back and say I still love you.

3. Why do you always have to tell me a little truth about things that can be settled by a hug?

4. Don't come back. Without you, I am the treasure of so many people. I don't want to be a wronged ghost.

I don't like you at all, just like the cigarette case says smoking is harmless to health, the bottle says minors stop drinking, and the game start interface says don't immerse yourself in the game.

6, the most romantic thing: holding your delicate hand, snuggling through the wind and frost; On my generous shoulders, count the vicissitudes of love; Hide in my solid chest, no longer wandering around for love; Love me, don't let you get hurt!

7. I once killed a man in ten steps, but I lost a look at you.

8. Sometimes we don't meet because there is a gap between cities; Sometimes I don't give you information for fear of disturbing your rest; Sometimes I don't ask you out for fear that something will happen to you. But no matter what, my heart is secretly thinking about you! Love You!

9. Think of me when you are lonely, come to see me when you miss me, and pick up fruits, oranges, bananas and apples when you see me. Oranges mean you love me, bananas mean you miss me, and apples mean you love me. Remember not to forget me!

10, you are almost a glass of poisoned wine. When will my nostalgia stop? After drinking you, the biting pain will cut a wound in my heart from time to time. Every time I can't struggle out of your hand, I will always be dragged back to my heart by you. Without your love, I will have no warmth!

1 1. If the whole world is abusing you, then I will tell you love stories for the rest of my life.

12, the answer is very long. I will spend my whole life answering. Are you ready to listen?

13 You see, when I think of you, I laugh. How can I let you go?

14, your name is the only word in my favorite quotation, your sad face is the only image in my favorite movie, and you are my only flight in the land of love! In every beautiful day, you are the only one I miss!

15. When I am good enough, I will chase you, whether it is suitable or not.

In a word, talk about domineering and sad love.

First, I'm fed up with wandering love stories I've told for half my life.

Second, the unruly years grind a pot of wine and a friend looks forward to it.

Third, if you take fewer detours, you will miss the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.

Fourth, it is because I touched the inner emptiness that it hurts so much.

5. See you later. After listening to my drunken words, all you said was you.

6. Our happiness slipped away with you and never came back.

Seven, I am your passing clouds, but you are my last resort.

Eight, the past is always a painting, just a romantic time.

Nine, what is more painful than the end is to slowly consume.

10. Who remembers and who forgets that we were once happy.

It's too difficult to disperse unaccustomed things.

I really want to let you go, but I can't let go of the past.

Thirteen, they always tell me that it is difficult to persist, but I find it difficult to give up clearly.

Fourteen, still like and care about but no longer want to be together.

Fifteen, you are no longer as warm as ever, and I have become unlike me.

16. Inadvertent thoughts are so painful that memories can't be touched.

I choose you. I choose you from all the questions with your choice.

Eighteen years old, like a person from the heart, not the mouth.

Nineteen, no matter how lonely, those figures will never forget.

Your shadow, like an indelible scar, is deeply imprinted in my heart.

Twenty-one, time can change everything, but it can't change the ending that has already been doomed.

Twenty-two, the Buddha said: Let others be kind and let yourself be sad.

Twenty-three, have you ever been full of people, and now you are just drunk.

Twenty-four, some things, we don't just want to, just hope.

25. After drinking for a hundred years, I am still drunk for the rest of my life.

Twenty-six, nothing can pass, but I can't go back.

Twenty-seven, after this hurdle, everything will get better, super good, explosive and invincible.

You didn't apologize to me, but I apologized to myself.

Twenty-nine, we are always lonely, we just need company, we don't need to fall in love.

If he always holds an umbrella for others, why are you waiting for him in the rain?

Thirty-one, I once fantasized about beautiful love, so it no longer exists.

No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't compare with the way home.

When you reach a certain age, you must learn to hold an umbrella to shelter from the rain, and no one will pick you up in heavy rain.

Thirty-four, I really want to slap my memory, I want to make it miserable.

I will still believe in love, but I no longer believe that love can last forever.