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The classic tone says: hide yourself, sometimes you will be found.

1. Girls' interpersonal relationships can be divided into three types: those that can be seen without washing their hair, those that can be seen after washing their hair, and those that they don't want to see after washing their hair.

The saddest thing is that we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.

3. hide yourself, sometimes you will be found.

I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid my life is not exciting enough.

When you don't reply to me, I always feel that you are typing a very long speech.

If you don't hesitate, I won't love you.

7. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

8. Either die or live!

9. Suddenly one day, I couldn't pretend anymore, and then everyone was accusing me of how I had changed.

10. You are my warm gloves, cold beer, sunny shirt, and my dream day after day.

1 1. Hide in your heart, not intentionally, but not all the pain can be shouted out.

12. How much care does a sentence contain? How many grievances are contained in the sentence "You are very busy"; How much sadness is contained in the sentence I am waiting for you; Forget it, how much sadness it contains; In a word, well, how much disappointment is involved; How much warmth I have tolerated.

13. Are you the same? You often enlighten your friends, but you don't know how to enlighten yourself.

14. How do women from different countries comfort with the same sentence when they are sad? Europe and America: You need to cry, dear (you need to cry, baby). China: There's a courier for you! (There is you, there is your need, cry quickly, dear)

15. I chase slowly and stumble, but I never want to give up on you.

16. Love can be simple, but not casual.

17. The barber and his mother actually have one thing in common: the barber never knows the length of one centimeter, and the mother never knows the depth of half a bowl when serving rice. There is only one difference: the former disappoints us and the latter moves us. But this happens when mom meets a barber. A little shorter, yes, cut off the bangs and show your forehead. How nice and refreshing it is now.

18. Try to make every day happy and meaningful, not for others, but for yourself ~

19. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

20. melodramatic can't be eaten as a meal, and those who are stronger than you are still struggling.

2 1. The world was born after 90 or 00, but in the final analysis, it is still thick-skinned.

22. The best memory of the past is to run forward without looking back.

23. Many times, you think that the whole world has abandoned you. Don't be silly. The world doesn't need you at all.

24. Nothing is worth it, only willing or unwilling.

25. Don't tell the world about your pain like a refugee. There are not many doctors in this world, only animals that sprinkle salt on their wounds.

26. The ups and downs of the lines on your side face are just the electrocardiogram of my heartbeat.

27. Live beautifully even if you are black and blue!

28. Don't be confused, don't fall in love. Not afraid of the future, not thinking about the past. Okay, then.

Several classic quotations of positive energy life are worth collecting.

The older you get, the more you learn to let nature take its course. I don't want to keep anything. I believe there should be, and I won't go. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course. When you meet more people, you will understand who is worth cherishing with your life and who is only suitable for detours.

It's easy to be lonely inside. Someone can wipe away your tears, but they may not understand your sadness.

When you are in a bad mood, always tell yourself that the world is big, there are many opportunities and life is short. Don't curl up in a small shadow.

For every bright future we look forward to, there must be a difficult present.

The wrong person will be separated sooner or later, and no one can get involved in your life. Be yourself and wait patiently for the right person to appear.

No matter how educated you are, you will read more books, enrich your heart, enrich your spirit naturally and be poetic. No matter what you look like, after a long period of exercise, you lose weight and shape, and you will naturally be full of energy, so you can meet a brand-new yourself.

If you decide to turn around and leave, don't look back frequently and don't embarrass yourself. Cool people will be remembered longer.

You praise a girl, I'll hide you.

1: You can see your nobility from your words and your comeliness from your manners.

2: The traffic accidents just now were all because of you!

When I see you, I know how to explain what is beautiful.

4: See you no longer look at beautiful women. Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase!

5: Nice to meet you! !

6: Looking at you, I know I'm actually horny, hehe.

7: The beauty makes my heart panic.

Your beauty makes all the girls jealous.

9: Your temperament is really good! ! Wearing an ordinary dress will make you stand out from the crowd, which simply shows the connotation! !

10: This dress you are wearing today is very nice.

1 1: You are the person I have met who makes me reluctant to leave.

12: Your current hairstyle can better reflect your temperament.

You smile beautifully.

14: Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women.

15: God is so eccentric! Why should all the advantages be concentrated on you alone? !

16: There are two kinds of girls in the world who are the cutest, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl.

17: I think Venus is the most beautiful woman in the world, and then you!

18: Am I dreaming now? Why else would you come down from the moon?

19: I want to hide you!

I really don't know you. Isn't this a Korean superstar?

2 1: I can't help but see you! ! !

22: I used to think you were the best looking, but now I think you are the best looking.

Keep a low profile of 2 1 point, and collect it quickly.

1. I will always smile at those who hurt me, because I don't like to argue with dogs;

2. If I know the person who lied to me, laugh it off lightly, and please get out of my sight consciously if it is heavy;

3. Those who betray me, I have always been unfaithful once, and I don't need a hundred times;

4. Friendship between people who like me and friends has always been better than love in my heart;

5. People who have scolded me don't mean much to you, and you are not qualified for me to ruin your image;

6. People who care about me, I keep your concern in mind. I have nothing, but I definitely have a conscience;

7. People who love me sometimes love is a kind of injury. Remember that injuries are mutual, not unilateral;

8. I won't hate you for abandoning me, because one day you will find that the person you abandoned loves you the most;

9. I don't need to take you seriously. I like being stupid. I just understand some things by myself, but I never like to pretend. I can tolerate people I like bullying me. People I don't like will never let you bully me.

10. I am normal, look at ordinary things, be honest with everyone, have no brains, have no conspiracy, and I will make friends with such people;

1 1. Stupid, heartless, go away, don't like dealing with animals;

12. I can tolerate any mistakes of my friends, but remember that my tolerance has a bottom line;

13. I am willing to listen to any truth. I will double my reward to those who are sincere and double my reward to those who framed me. Don't insult my personality, some are temper;

14. Friends remember me when they are happy and when they are sad;

15. Women should not take your beauty as capital, but a woman with a beautiful heart is the most beautiful;

16. Men should not show off your skills with your money and your car, because you are neither Li Ka-shing nor Bill Gates;

17. Don't be a casual woman or man, because the casual premise is: cheap;

18. Resolutely not to be a third party, preferring to die alone;

19. Don't base your happiness on the pain of others, because people's hearts are full of meat;

20. Like low-key, don't like publicity, like quiet, don't like noisy;

2 1. I have nothing to read and spend time with my parents. Don't always think that God is the boss, you are the second child, and the strong are always strong, and one mountain is higher;