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Short naughty girl says phrases.

1, I will marry you if you are willful again.

2. Only by eating hard can you buy a Land Rover.

3. If you want good eyesight, use Hushubao first.

4. If an individual is not strong, who is weak?

I am used to loving you, and I can't change it in my life.

6, be a layman, unrestrained and happy.

7, like candy is very tempting, sweet to the depths of pink.

8, hibiscus is not as good as beauty, and the water temple is fragrant.

9. Can money buy happiness? Money itself is happiness.

10, I am my own sun, and I don't need to rely on anyone's light.

1 1. Drink my passion like water, and it will burn you to death one day.

12, don't be nervous when you see a handsome guy, because it's no use being nervous.

13, flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

14, don't talk about others easily, look at yourself first.

15, you are a big dream that I can't wake up, and you are my lifelong resentment.

16, don't mess with me, it's not that you can't mess with me. But that I despise you.

17, single is not guilty, leaving others single is guilty.

18, it's not just ambition for you, I will love you no matter what.

19, all you can take away is the garbage I don't want.

20. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my compulsion?

2 1, please get out of the way consciously if you are not interested, and get out of the way if you are rare.

You can overestimate your means, but please don't underestimate my IQ.

23. My little girl has no talent, but she likes to delete people when she is angry.

24. Elder sister is a famous brand that you can't afford to wear. Go find a bargain that suits you!

25. I can kill you with the keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

26, fingers playing on the keys, that song is full of sad melody.

27. Who told me that Nokia can smash walnuts? Now the screen is black.

Thank you for always thinking of me when no one is with you, but I don't lack you.

29, grow up like that, don't be spoiled, it's easy for people to have a pregnancy reaction.

30. Girls' mouths should be sweet, so I decisively ate all the sugar at home.

3 1, proud as a peacock, why do you say your ass is so high for courtship?

32. There is a kind of sadness that you can't find WIFI, and there is a kind of helplessness that the weekend passes too fast.

33. Make fun of the person I love in the future. I'll teach you how to be a man in fucking minutes.

34, to lose weight, is to sacrifice your breasts and be a thin man.

35. Brother, I have something to say to my buddy. Although he is not easy to mix, he can get you a knife!

36. You must go to bed early and get up early to be healthy, otherwise how can you face the blow?

37. The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old, and I am still handsome.

Don't say what I owe you in my last life. If you have the ability, show me the iou.

39. I have been hiding from the rain all my life. Will the rain be sad? I took classes for half my life, but I got pregnant without seeing them.

40. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

4 1, the alarm clock started to go crazy in the morning, the quilt suddenly hugged my pillow and sang me a lullaby, and then I fell asleep.

42. Homework lies on the table in a messy and humiliating posture. Oh, you think I'll touch you like this?

The warm spring breeze opens your gentle smiling eyes and blows them into my heart. Your smiling eyes are curved, which is the sweetness I want to explore.