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Have you heard or seen anything interesting or shocking in the countryside?

I am honored to answer this question. I am also a serious rural person. I have heard some stories, which are quite shocking. Let me tell you ...

There is a family in which the boss works in his hometown chemical plant, the man goes out to work and the woman looks after the children at home. Later, the boss became the supply and marketing section chief of the factory through his own efforts. When I became the boss of the supply and marketing section chief, I gradually changed and got "good" with a chemist in the factory. When the second child graduated from high school, the boss pulled the second child out of the farm through connections and became a worker in a chemical factory. At this time, the boss's lover told the boss that she "has". What happened at that time was great. So, the boss is the matchmaker, and the woman says to the second child. Not long after, the "son" of the second child was born. In the face of the words of "congratulations" from people in the factory, the second child replied stupidly. Maybe, he doesn't know.

It is supposed that this person should repent when he is old, but the boss is not. After the eldest son got married, he worked three shifts. Supposedly, it is not impossible to find relationships and arrange regular day shifts with the boss's energy, but the boss has his own career. Daughter-in-law said she was scared at home alone, but she liked her father-in-law to accompany her. The undead boss is hanging out with his wife again. Neighbors often see the boss and his daughter-in-law taking a walk after dinner. Later, I had a granddaughter and was very close to my grandfather. The more outsiders look at this girl, the more she looks like her grandfather. But this is also a smile. What does other people's business have to do with yourself, right? One more thing is better than one less thing.

A few years ago, I heard that for some reason, the boss's eldest son had a fight with his father.

Question: Have you heard or seen anything interesting or shocking in the countryside? Speaking of interesting things I met in the countryside or things that shocked the three views, I was really lucky to see things that destroyed the three views.

That year, my wife's grandmother had a big birthday, and my wife and I rushed to the countryside to celebrate her birthday. At that time, before we bought a car, we took several buses and it took us all morning to get there. Walking into the big yard, I saw a lot of people, very lively. Many people I know and don't know have come, even young people I don't usually see have come. My wife has been introducing me. An unknown relative asked us how we got here. We replied that we came by bus. The other party looked disdainful and said, "It seems that the city is not so good, hahaha." You see A Min bought a house in the city and drove a luxury car. "A Min in her mouth is her wife's cousin. She went to Suzhou to work after dropping out of high school in her early years, and now she is said to be in the ascendant. As we were talking, a car drove into the yard, and I was startled when I saw the logo. To be honest, I don't know much about it, but Maserati is really rare on the road. Who is this boss? Three people got off the bus, two women and one man. There is a woman with a baby in her arms. Everyone rushed forward to meet them. When young women see their children, they give them red envelopes. People who received the red envelopes all smiled and thanked them quickly. Those who didn't bring their children also rushed home.

This style is really big. I won't know until I ask. This is what the relative just said about A Min and her parents. Looking at our faces, another relative on the side quickly gave us science. It is said that the factory where A Min works met the boss, a native of Taiwan Province Province, and there are several factories in his hand, so he took a fancy to her. People are very kind to A Min and bought her a big house to live in. This will give birth to a son and buy a luxury car. Better have a daughter these days! Look at what she said, it is really full of envy! The wife asked, when did they get married? How come there is no news at all? Relatives gave her a white look and said, "What marriage? That boss is over fifty, and he still has a wife at home! " I whispered to my wife, "It turned out to be a three!" My wife pinched me and told me to keep my voice down! It seems that the atmosphere has really changed now. I think there should be reasonable people, right? We walked around outside and then went into the house. There are many people sitting in it. Seeing that they are very enthusiastic, talking and laughing, I thought they were saying something interesting. But if you listen carefully, you will smash people's three views! They are discussing how to transfer the house to A Min's name as soon as possible. It is not enough to have a car. Others suggested that A Min's younger brother should be brought to Suzhou, and at least he should be in charge of a factory.

As a middle-aged rural woman (who moved to the county town for her children to go to school), what shocked me most was that every time I went back to my hometown and my neighbor pulled the door, my neighbor told me how the old lady in the village opened it now, how to play WeChat and Aauto faster, and illiterate rural women were so trendy now!

And what shocked me most was that one person was very happy and open when chatting on WeChat. He often chats enthusiastically in the group, mingles with the opposite sex, and what's more, he begins to meet after chatting. This is too bad, isn't it? Is this a kind of mental relaxation after hard work every day? Spiritual sustenance

I really can't think of anything to talk about with strangers of the opposite sex. Children's education, livelihood plan, etc. It has forced us to think more and plan ahead, and these are too busy to take care of. Why do we still have time to chat or talk with strangers? What's the point? I really can't figure it out. Am I out of date? Is it ideological imprisonment or too fashionable? Let's talk!

Let me tell you one! It is also a very interesting thing.

A child was admitted to the university, and the family was very happy to host a banquet for him. It's an honor to have a college student in the 1990s.

In the second half of the child's second year of high school, parents received a phone call from the school and asked them to go to school to see his child. When they arrived at school by bus, they were surprised to see something. His child's hair is unkempt, he hasn't shaved, and he has been calling a word: Ling. I didn't know the story until I asked the teacher at school. It turns out that this Ling is their English teacher. Parents found this teacher, and the teacher said that he didn't know why. Halfway through the English class that day, he suddenly left his seat and went to the podium to hug me and call my name. She was so scared that she called for someone, and other teachers came and forced him away. I didn't succeed in that class either.

After listening to the teacher's explanation, parents still don't believe that their son would be so rogue and have been asking the school to compensate his son for his youth expenses. I think he was always a healthy child when he entered school. There must be too much pressure at school, which makes children unhealthy.

In this way, parents took their children home and always insisted on telling the school that the heavy learning task led to schizophrenia and nonsense. The child got schizophrenia when he came home, giggling all day and not talking. The two old people also paid for lawyers to go to court.

This is a rural town in Shaodong, Hunan.

We used to play cards, that is, the word board, QQ game did not improve the kind of running beard. It's popular to go to the mahjong hall to play mahjong now.

I heard from my grandmother. There is a family where the daughter-in-law takes care of the children at home, the husband works in the town, and the children are only half a year old. One noon in summer, the child peed on his pants, and his wife used an iron basin to boil water on the stove to bathe the child. This dress is also a big heart. I washed the child directly in the iron basin with boiling water, and then the card friends told her to play cards. The daughter-in-law left directly, leaving the child in the burning iron basin. As a result, it is conceivable that the child was directly cooked by his father when he came back from work. Then the husband directly beat his daughter-in-law with the people who played cards together. Daughter-in-law is crazy and husband is in jail.

Although this story can't stand careful scrutiny, we have a lot of separation because of playing mahjong!

Another one is also about playing cards. Grandma went out to play cards, put her sleeping grandson on the rocking bed in the first room to sleep, and when she came back from playing cards, the child was bitten by something, leaving only one head. As a result, my son and daughter-in-law ran away from home and never came back. My grandmother went crazy directly. ...

I don't know if these are true or not, but the following are true! I remember a while ago, there was a photo of a mother who locked her child under the stool where she sat like a puppy in order to play mahjong. Really, as a mother of three, I can't wait to hit that woman when I see this photo! What about maternal love? What about humanity? Mahjong is more important than your own flesh and blood! I imagine there must be a lot of cruel treatment of children in mahjong for these reasons!

A neighbor went crazy with excitement. A 20-year-old boy burned down his house. My father took me to see him lying in bed (mental hospital), tied with chains, and then went home. I heard that he streaked and got lost. Later, he came back more than two years later. He made a full recovery. I really don't know what happened. He also gave birth to a son (married when he was crazy, married early in the countryside). Until now, our neighbors don't know how good he really is. Some people say that he is pretending to be ill. ...

This kind of thing happens in our countryside, and it is absolutely true. A rural girl going to college fell in love with an older rural man! Any girl whose family is poor and has no money to go to school swears that she will marry any man as long as he provides for her to graduate from college! So which man worked so hard to let the girl graduate from college and take part in the work, and finally left a sentence that we are not suitable, and the man didn't even have a chance to cry!

A village head, his wife died, aged about 60, and had two sons. The eldest son was chondroma and never left home. The youngest son doesn't go to school and goes out to work.

The village chief makes money at home, but not for his two children, both of whom are of marriageable age. He is not in a hurry.

Found a lover, or his neighbor across the street, alas, full of gossip in the village.

The woman has three children, and her husband is running a van outside, regardless of her in-laws, just asking the village head for benefits.

The most wonderful thing is that the woman's family said with great fanfare that the village chief was his son-in-law, speechless. ...

Compared with the past, the countryside has changed a lot, but one thing has impressed me so far. When I went to my sister's hometown in the country, I was in a hurry to go to the toilet at night because I ate too many sweet potatoes during the day. At that time, the toilet in my hometown was actually a pigsty. I put two boards in the pit, and I didn't even need a flashlight. The smell of the pigsty could kill people. Through this experience, I never dare to eat sweet potatoes again.

In fact, it should not be said that it is a rural matter, just my college classmates. He is a country man. His name is Li. He is not tall and looks ordinary, but he has one characteristic: he always walks with his head down, doesn't like to talk much and basically doesn't communicate with his classmates. Even if he walks past you, he doesn't look straight at you as if he didn't see you. But I study hard, and I get good grades in any course, which is very admirable. After graduating from college, he took a postgraduate exam, then a doctor exam, and then went to work in a graduate school. He married a wife who is also a doctoral student. Maybe she took a fancy to his talent. The wife's family conditions are very good. Her parents paid and bought them a house of more than 200 square meters. The wife lives at home with her parents. Li is a good cook, and his parents-in-law like this son-in-law very much. It is said that his own parents, who came to see him from the countryside, did not even enter his door with the little stupid chicken that was now killed. We can't believe it. How can a person with such a higher education not recognize his parents? How hard do rural parents have to pay to support a child, finish primary school and junior high school, and then study? But what happened? Give up a baiwenhang who doesn't know his parents. What's the use of reading this book? Unfortunately, parents' good intentions!

Not long ago, students got together and said that Li had passed away, which was a brain tumor. Well, maybe he used his brain too much. Say what? Say what? That's a real pity. It's a pity that his parents have worked hard, but it's a pity that the country has trained for so many years, and it's a pity that he has worked hard for so many years.

Even if his parents come and can't enter his house, he dies, and his parents still bury him in the ancestral grave! What can outsiders say?