Talking about humorous sentences about sleeping.

Many people love to sleep, sleep for the rest of their lives, and can't sleep at night, so they make a lot of funny words. Here are some funny sentences about sleeping that I prepared for you. Welcome to reading. I hope you like them.

Funny sentences about sleeping (selected articles) 1) "As soon as the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses."

2) "If I say I'm going to do something, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but later you find that I'm brushing Weibo's hair, it's really not my excuse, but I don't have it."

3) After watching Zhen Xuan, I was sent to the bathroom to take a bath and get ready for bed. After washing this product, my husband stood naked at the door of the toilet and said to me, young master, the Ministry of Internal Affairs just sent me a tribute from the Western Regions.

4) "Children's shoes that made you think before turning off the lights when you were young"

5) When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now this ghost is getting bolder and bolder, and dares to grab the quilt with Lao Tzu.

6) Do you need someone to urge you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up with you?

7) I'm just sleepy and want to sleep, and you happen to be in bed.

8) Teacher: Students who listen to music in front should let the students who talk in the middle not affect the students who sleep behind.

I like to close my eyes when sleeping.

10) Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

A funny sentence about sleeping (hot article) 1) I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped after class and died in exams.

2) The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night? Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon? The Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

3) "The death squad is: no food during the day, no sleep at night, and military training is dead."

4) The last person you want before going to bed is the one who really occupies your heart.

5) When cleaning the classroom, the teacher said, make the school your home; When sleeping in class, the teacher said, you should take school as your home.

6) Take off the mask and sleep. You are shameless in your dreams.

7) Watermelon+air conditioner+sleep+computer+mobile phone +wifi+ cold drink+people who love me = a whole summer.

8) On holidays? Don't get up in the morning? Get up and surf the internet Shout not to eat? Stay up late at night?

9) Do you have any children's shoes? Like me, I told my parents in anger that I didn't sleep, and I sneaked into bed in the middle of the night-

10) They said they would feel sleepy after taking cold medicine? I think I may have taken the wrong dose, because I think now? So high.

1 1) I don't allow the person I love to think of others instead of me before going to bed every night!

12) [I suddenly feel like I'm going to fall off a cliff when I sleep, so I twitch *]

13) Every night, someone hummed me to sleep.

14) I was just sleeping when I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are more and more bold, follow

15) The most interesting thing in class is to watch others sleep and then their heads twitch.

16) Eat more snacks and sleep less. You can't run away if you become a totoro.

17) Sleeping is an art. Don't stop me from pursuing art.

18) Only eating watermelon and sleeping in summer are serious things.

19) "Some people, like me, occasionally wake up suddenly when they sleep, as if they had fallen down. It is said that such children's paper is insecure children's paper. "

20) I want to sleep in class, but my eyelids still have to stare at the blackboard. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.

2 1) Just after going to bed, I suddenly found something pulling on my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed with one foot. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.

Funny sentences about sleeping (latest) 1. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

2. This summer? Sleep! The first is to sleep. If you want to have fun, go to the seaside! Where is it? Sleep!

3. I laughed from the horizontal knife to the sky and went to sleep after laughing!

You can eat and sleep, but you can't miss you.

5, nothing to sleep, don't wake up if you have the ability!

6. Do things when you are awake, read books when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

7. Count your money until you get cramps and sleep until you wake up naturally.

People who can't find time to sleep will find time to get sick sooner or later.

9. Go to today's class and sleep yesterday.

Do you want to get rich? Then go to sleep quickly!

1 1, you are sleeping, laugh when you think about it!

12, God gave everyone a fair three eight hours a day. For the first eight hours, everyone was working, and for the last eight hours, everyone was sleeping. The difference between people arises in the third eight hours.

13, sleep is for practical work, and work is for practical sleep.

14. Today is New Year's Day. I have decided not to sleep more than 8 hours a day in the new year. In this case, 8 times 365 divided by 24? 12 1.6 days? Wake me up on May 3rd!

15, life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good not to eat.

16, I want to do push-ups today! ? Lie down today and stay up tomorrow.

17、? Your future depends on your dreams now? So let's get some sleep.

18, the rise of the elderly, the awakening of middle-aged people, and the deep sleep of teenagers.

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