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The fun of chess
Yes, playing chess doesn't necessarily mean playing chess. For Rainbow's life, I can only play chess. However, as a chess player, I have great love for chess. Father loves playing chess at home, and our sisters are deeply influenced. When my brother was a teenager and could play chess, he became my first opponent. During the winter and summer vacations, we will play all day. My father is an enlightenment teacher and often watches games. Every time the chessboard is set and the chess pieces are put back, the first thing to do is to warn my father to "watch the chess and be quiet." But dad can't help but support the children, so one side will be weak at once, secretly proud of the winner, gloomy for the loser, and even scramble for chess pieces and shout "start over" One more time. You win and you lose. Pay attention to fair competition and forbid dad to watch the game. Dad apologized and promised to remain silent, but when he was neck and neck again, dad just forgot what he had said before, started talking, quickly pointed out something and "fled the scene" at the first time. For the sake of by going up one flight of stairs, we forget all about eating and sleeping, and often we can't tell the winner when we are exhausted. Then, we'll call tomorrow.
At the age of eighteen, I went to a primary school to teach, and there were not many teachers living on campus. Teachers will chat together after school, and one day I seized an opportunity to tell my colleagues that I can play chess. At that, the dean took out his chess and said that someone could finally play chess with him. I think my level is ok, because I often get the upper hand in front of my brother. So I put on a chess game with a confident attitude. I didn't want to walk a few steps, but I was blocked by the other side. Fight again and lose; Repeated battles and repeated defeats; The conclusion is that I am no match for him at all. At that moment, my face turned red, and the dean smiled and said, "Girl, it's good to be down to your level." This is a comfort. However, I never played chess at school again. However, I will still fight with my brother when I get home. Those "serial horses", "river patrol cars" and "heavy guns" are all terms that my brother "taught" me. After that, my brother was busy with his studies and I was busy with my exams, so chess came to an end in my life.
Later, I had a boyfriend and played chess with him occasionally. I even won many games and was very happy. Since then, my opponent has locked her boyfriend, that is, her future husband. When I was a graduate student, my homework was not busy. I have to fight with my husband every weekend. His chess skills seem to be very long. It's hard for me to win, but the boss is still unconvinced. At that time, I was young and energetic, and I often quarreled over trifles. Even if my husband said a hundred "sorry" in the end, I couldn't get over it. At this time, my husband will always take out his chess and say when and deliberately let me learn a new trick. If he doesn't accept it, he will try. I can't hold my husband's three pulls and six pulls, and our "carriage life" has begun again. In this way, all the previous unpleasantness was forgotten by me, especially if I can win several sets in a row this time, so don't mention it! Half a semester after graduation, my husband and I are playing chess while others are busy looking for a job through exams. I remember going to a university in Mianyang, with a small chess in my bag, and killing the extra time on the train happily. The year before last, I found this box of small chess when I was packing. Later, my son threw it away as a toy and couldn't find many coins.
After having a son, chess was silent again. When her son was ten months old, the mother took him back to his hometown in order to wean him smoothly. In those months, except for thinking about my son, it seemed that all directions were liberated. So I found chess and "returned to my old job", but no one accompanied me. My brother has already worked, and my husband often works overtime. After the loss, I suddenly had inspiration. Why not surf the internet? At that time, the first thing I did when I came home from work was to turn on the computer, take a few bites in a hurry and enter the world of horses and chariots. After three or four hundred games, my title is still "grass people", and the outcome is 50-50. I feel something is wrong. Confucius said: it is useless to learn without thinking. I want to calm down and think about it. One day, I bought a book "Practical Techniques of Chess" in the bookstore and studied it carefully. However, the above chess modes, such as car two draws five, cannon eight advances five, scholar five retreats six, etc., have made me confused for a while. Later, I came up with a way to arrange the pieces, read books and play by myself, which was very laborious, but in order to improve my chess skills, I spared no effort. To test the effect, one night a few days later, I forced my husband to compete with me, and the result was not satisfactory. I didn't kill him as I expected. But I'm getting more and more depressed and continue to study. These two months, I slept in chess, woke up in chess, dreamed in chess, and my husband was "stunned" and angry. He suspected that there was something wrong with his wife. Knowing that I was wrong, I flattered my husband, begged him to allow me to be "crazy" once, and promised that everything would be fine after this time. Sure enough, it will be fine in two months. In fact, I was forced to comment on the lecturer's title, and I had to rush to write an article. You say leave it alone, you leave it alone!
Last winter, I happened to find a beautiful chess on Taobao. The wooden box can be used as a chessboard, so I didn't hesitate to buy it now. A few days later, the chess came back, and my husband invited him to play chess immediately after work. Because I have been "crazy" before, I am more "calm" at this moment, and I will not continue to fight no matter what the result is. However, my husband has a magic weapon since then. If one day I am upset and in a bad mood, he will definitely "scream" for playing chess, and I will always actively strive for it, even if it is early in the morning. The best thing about playing chess with my husband is that he will never sneak up on me. He will tell me in advance if he eats my car, gun, horse, etc. In this way, I can avoid unnecessary mistakes. Basically, I don't regret online chess. I play chess very fast, and sometimes my mistakes will send my car directly to someone else's horseshoe. At this time, I will hurry to "regret chess". The feedback information is that the other party does not agree to regret chess and is short of breath. Just click "give up" and leave the room to find a chess friend. I played chess online several times in the winter vacation and won 1 1: 12. I was disappointed. After recent reflection, I finally came to a conclusion. I had a deep talk with my husband last night and told him sadly, "I have been playing chess for more than ten years, and my chess skill is not long." Up to now, I can only be regarded as a primary level. " My husband thought that I finally recognized myself and patted me on the shoulder to comfort him: "In fact, you did a good job." I said that after a few days of reflection, I finally know why my level is always not long. My husband asked me why, and I said slowly, "That's because your opponent is too bad." "As the saying goes: take it, get it; Take it, take it; What is the best thing? Haha ... "My husband hates it, but he stared at me without saying a word. And I, be elated!
In fact, the fun of chess is to have an opponent with the same level as you and have the same interests and hobbies as you. You can learn from each other for a while in your spare time, have a small chessboard, live a square life and enjoy yourself. Now, my son can know all the chess pieces and play chess. I don't know what his chess skills will be like in the future under the influence of my mother, who loves playing chess with low level. However, the waves behind the Yangtze River will definitely surpass his mother. At that time, his father and I will join hands to win him, so we shouldn't lose! ? Haha's laughter ...
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